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"Monsters University" quotes

Monsters University poster
A look at the relationship between Mike and Sulley during their days at Monsters University — when they weren't necessarily the best of friends.

Director: Dan Scanlon
Writer: Dan Scanlon, Daniel Gerson, Robert L. Baird
Production: N/A
Genre: animation, family
Year: 2013
MetaScore: 65/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $268,492,764
Released: 21 Jun 2013
Awards: Nominated for 2 BAFTA 9 wins & 58 nominations total

83 video clips

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First Day of Class - Monsters University 00:18 First Day of Class Enjoy the attention while it lasts boys - Monsters University 00:16 Enjoy the attention while it lasts boys What are you doing up there - Monsters University 00:05 What are you doing up there All right newbies quit goofing around - Monsters University 00:11 All right newbies quit goofing around Squishy We're not going to lose - Monsters University 00:11 Squishy We're not going to lose Let's go you two - Monsters University 00:21 Let's go you two I don't know a single Scarer who can do what you do - Monsters University 00:04 I don't know a single Scarer who can do what you do It's my job to make great students greater - Monsters University 00:11 It's my job to make great students greater Uh They look fun - Monsters University 00:37 Uh They look fun You don't need to study Scaring - Monsters University 00:05 You don't need to study Scaring Your grubby paw was in my bed - Monsters University 00:09 Your grubby paw was in my bed Sherrie and I are engaged - Monsters University 00:32 Sherrie and I are engaged I act scary Mike but most of the time - Monsters University 00:29 I act scary Mike but most of the time Oh hey there Want to join Oozma Kappa - Monsters University 00:05 Oh hey there Want to join Oozma Kappa The two of you did something together - Monsters University 00:08 The two of you did something together Mike calm down - Monsters University 00:32 Mike calm down You did what - Monsters University 00:20 You did what You know for the first time in my life I don't really have a plan - Monsters University 00:06 You know for the first time in my life I don't really... I am going to wipe the floor with that little know it all - Monsters University 00:07 I am going to wipe the floor with that little know it all It's been tampered with - Monsters University 00:36 It's been tampered with That was real dangerous kid I didn't even know you were in there - Monsters University 00:24 That was real dangerous kid I didn't even know you were... Yeah I'm a Sullivan - Monsters University 00:33 Yeah I'm a Sullivan Hey Do you mind - Monsters University 00:34 Hey Do you mind Hey uh good luck ladies - Monsters University 00:06 Hey uh good luck ladies Hey there I'm your roomie - Monsters University 00:25 Hey there I'm your roomie Scariness is the true measure of a monster - Monsters University 00:11 Scariness is the true measure of a monster Show me some slobber - Monsters University 00:06 Show me some slobber And Mr Wazowski what you lack is something - Monsters University 00:23 And Mr Wazowski what you lack is something My chances are just as good as yours - Monsters University 00:11 My chances are just as good as yours That's the last time I lose to you Sullivan - Monsters University 00:05 That's the last time I lose to you Sullivan I'm a seven year old boy - Monsters University 00:37 I'm a seven year old boy You're wasting your time We need a new team - Monsters University 00:10 You're wasting your time We need a new team Fear Tech's mascot MU rules - Monsters University 00:04 Fear Tech's mascot MU rules Excuse me Sorry I'm late - Monsters University 00:20 Excuse me Sorry I'm late They're still in there - Monsters University 00:09 They're still in there Thanks for taking it easy on grandpa - Monsters University 00:04 Thanks for taking it easy on grandpa Yeah sorry Doesn't look good - Monsters University 00:24 Yeah sorry Doesn't look good I can't believe it - Monsters University 00:07 I can't believe it No one goes near that door until the authorities arrive - Monsters University 00:34 No one goes near that door until the authorities arrive You do not want to get caught by a kid's parent - Monsters University 00:31 You do not want to get caught by a kid's parent Look over here - Monsters University 00:04 Look over here All right Give me scary steps - Monsters University 00:36 All right Give me scary steps Hello I'm Terry with a Y - Monsters University 00:15 Hello I'm Terry with a Y Well gentlemen - Monsters University 00:14 Well gentlemen Don Carlton mature student - Monsters University 00:14 Don Carlton mature student I'm Art New Age philosophy major - Monsters University 00:13 I'm Art New Age philosophy major Let the animal out - Monsters University 00:28 Let the animal out Mr Wazowski I'm a five year old girl - Monsters University 00:23 Mr Wazowski I'm a five year old girl MU's Greek Council We sponsor the annual Scare Games - Monsters University 00:18 MU's Greek Council We sponsor the annual Scare Games I'm so sorry - Monsters University 00:22 I'm so sorry Let's hear it for Oozma Kappa - Monsters University 00:24 Let's hear it for Oozma Kappa Hey hey hey Wait a second Don't listen to him - Monsters University 00:35 Hey hey hey Wait a second Don't listen to him Hey Mike - Monsters University 00:35 Hey Mike Mom go Seatbelts - Monsters University 00:08 Mom go Seatbelts Hey What do you think you're doing - Monsters University 00:31 Hey What do you think you're doing Wazowski good luck on your first day - Monsters University 00:17 Wazowski good luck on your first day We need six guys right - Monsters University 00:08 We need six guys right Yeah I want to touch them - Monsters University 00:20 Yeah I want to touch them First morning in the house - Monsters University 00:25 First morning in the house Aren't you even a little nervous - Monsters University 00:08 Aren't you even a little nervous I made it My first day of class - Monsters University 00:09 I made it My first day of class Oh man I can't be late on the first day - Monsters University 00:05 Oh man I can't be late on the first day Oh man I can't be late on the first day - Monsters University 00:05 Oh man I can't be late on the first day Trust me when I say - Monsters University 00:08 Trust me when I say Mike you're not scary Not even a little - Monsters University 00:24 Mike you're not scary Not even a little What am I doing James P Sullivan - Monsters University 00:11 What am I doing James P Sullivan That is some remarkable improvement Michael - Monsters University 00:13 That is some remarkable improvement Michael Good luck - Monsters University 00:04 Good luck Behold the next winning fraternity of the Scare Games - Monsters University 00:10 Behold the next winning fraternity of the Scare Games Hey tough luck Kris Kringle - Monsters University 00:07 Hey tough luck Kris Kringle

Cast

Mike - Billy Crystal
Sullivan - John Goodman
Randy - Steve Buscemi
Dean Hardscrabble - Helen Mirren
Squishy - Peter Sohn
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