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A look at the relationship between Mike Wazowski (Billy Crystal) and James P. "Sully" Sullivan (John Goodman) during their days at Monsters University, when they weren't necessarily the best... Read all

Director: Dan Scanlon
Writer: Dan Scanlon, Daniel Gerson, Robert L. Baird
Production: N/A
Year: 2013
MetaScore: 65/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $268,492,764
Released: 21 Jun 2013
Awards: 9 wins & 58 nominations total

72 Clips & Quotes

Enjoy the attention while it lasts - Monsters University 00:34 Enjoy the attention while it lasts Quit goofing around - Monsters University 00:19 Quit goofing around I found a nickel - Monsters University 00:15 I found a nickel I can't be late on the first day - Monsters University 00:07 I can't be late on the first day Because we have everything we need to win right here - Monsters University 00:31 Because we have everything we need to win right here What are you doing up there - Monsters University 00:19 What are you doing up there That's for the university president to decide - Monsters University 00:36 That's for the university president to decide It's my job to make great students greater - Monsters University 00:23 It's my job to make great students greater All that you learn here - Monsters University 02:00 All that you learn here You don't need to study scaring - Monsters University 00:15 You don't need to study scaring Your grubby paw was in my bed - Monsters University 00:29 Your grubby paw was in my bed But most of the time - Monsters University 00:29 But most of the time Want to join Oozma Kappa - Monsters University 00:14 Want to join Oozma Kappa Sherrie and I are engaged - Monsters University 00:56 Sherrie and I are engaged You're not scary - Monsters University 00:46 You're not scary You surprised me - Monsters University 00:24 You surprised me My team had nothing to do with it - Monsters University 00:34 My team had nothing to do with it They weren't scared of me - Monsters University 02:36 They weren't scared of me I've been waiting for this my whole life - Monsters University 00:12 I've been waiting for this my whole life It's been tampered with - Monsters University 01:56 It's been tampered with I'm gonna wipe the floor with that little know it all - Monsters University 00:22 I'm gonna wipe the floor with that little know it all That was real dangerous kid - Monsters University 00:27 That was real dangerous kid We're shutting down sign ups - Monsters University 00:48 We're shutting down sign ups 2nd place ain't bad - Monsters University 01:39 2nd place ain't bad We're gonna rip you to pieces - Monsters University 00:13 We're gonna rip you to pieces My name's Scott Squibbles - Monsters University 00:32 My name's Scott Squibbles The most  adorable  monsters on campus - Monsters University 00:26 The most adorable monsters on campus Don't listen to him - Monsters University 01:21 Don't listen to him Im your roommate - Monsters University 01:00 Im your roommate You better believe it - Monsters University 00:11 You better believe it Scariness is the true measure of a monster - Monsters University 00:26 Scariness is the true measure of a monster Drool is a tool - Monsters University 00:14 Drool is a tool My chances are just as good as yours - Monsters University 00:35 My chances are just as good as yours That's the last time I lose to you - Monsters University 00:11 That's the last time I lose to you I am a seven year old boy - Monsters University 01:44 I am a seven year old boy You're wasting your time - Monsters University 00:34 You're wasting your time Fear Tech's Mascot - Monsters University 00:15 Fear Tech's Mascot Where did he go - Monsters University 00:36 Where did he go They're still in there - Monsters University 00:33 They're still in there Thank Goodness - Monsters University 00:28 Thank Goodness Thanks for taking it Easy on Grandpa - Monsters University 00:16 Thanks for taking it Easy on Grandpa I can't believe it - Monsters University 00:16 I can't believe it No one goes near this door until the authorities arrive - Monsters University 00:57 No one goes near this door until the authorities arrive In a real scare - Monsters University 00:33 In a real scare Who can tell me the Properties of an Effective Roar - Monsters University 01:46 Who can tell me the Properties of an Effective Roar I'm Terry with a Y - Monsters University 00:30 I'm Terry with a Y And then ol' dandy Don got downsized - Monsters University 00:38 And then ol' dandy Don got downsized New Age Philosophy Major - Monsters University 00:34 New Age Philosophy Major It's a School Night - Monsters University 00:46 It's a School Night Which scare do I use - Monsters University 00:40 Which scare do I use MU Greek Council - Monsters University 00:57 MU Greek Council My souvenir from a lifetime of scaring - Monsters University 00:37 My souvenir from a lifetime of scaring Hey Dean Hardscrabble - Monsters University 01:02 Hey Dean Hardscrabble Does anyone want some gum - Monsters University 00:17 Does anyone want some gum What do you think you're doing - Monsters University 01:15 What do you think you're doing We need six guys - Monsters University 00:21 We need six guys Where are you going - Monsters University 00:44 Where are you going First morning in the house - Monsters University 00:27 First morning in the house Aren't you a little nervous - Monsters University 00:16 Aren't you a little nervous My first day of class - Monsters University 00:15 My first day of class No one will remember you - Monsters University 00:25 No one will remember you What's gonna happen to them - Monsters University 00:38 What's gonna happen to them Do you pledge your souls to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood - Monsters University 02:03 Do you pledge your souls to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood Did you do this - Monsters University 01:56 Did you do this If you're not scary - Monsters University 00:27 If you're not scary Show me some slobber - Monsters University 00:18 Show me some slobber I need you on my team - Monsters University 00:38 I need you on my team First Day of Class - Monsters University 00:18 First Day of Class The Scare Games - Monsters University 00:58 The Scare Games It was an accident - Monsters University 00:41 It was an accident Good luck on your first day - Monsters University 00:20 Good luck on your first day Look forward to having you back in my Class - Monsters University 00:32 Look forward to having you back in my Class

Cast

Sullivan - John Goodman
Dean Hardscrabble - Helen Mirren
Squishy - Peter Sohn
Terri - Sean Hayes
Terry - Dave Foley
Professor Knight - Alfred Molina
Greek Council VP - Tyler Labine
Greek Council President - Aubrey Plaza
Young Mike - Noah Johnston
Ms. Squibbles - Julia Sweeney
Mrs. Graves - Bonnie Hunt
Frank McCay - John Krasinski
Referee - Bill Hader
PNK Carrie - Beth Behrs
Additional Voices (voice) - Lori Alan
Additional Voices (voice) - Carlos Alazraqui
Additional Voices (voice) - Jack Angel
Additional Voices (voice) - Bob Bergen
Additional Voices (voice) - Gregg Berger
Additional Voices (voice) - Rodger Bumpass
Additional Voices (voice) - Neil Campbell
Additional Voices (voice) - Patrick Carlyle
Additional Voices (voice) - Sean Conroy
Additional Voices (voice) - John Cygan
Additional Voices (voice) - Greg Dykstra
Additional Voices (voice) - Paul Eiding
Additional Voices (voice) - Jessica Evans
Additional Voices (voice) - Bill Farmer
Additional Voices (voice) - Keith Ferguson
Additional Voices (voice) - Andy Fischer-Price
Additional Voices (voice) (as Don Fullilove) - Donald Fullilove
Additional Voices (voice) - Teresa Ganzel
Additional Voices (voice) - Daniel Gerson
Additional Voices (voice) - Mike Hanford
Additional Voices (voice) - Jess Harnell
Additional Voices (voice) - Brandon Johnson
Additional Voices (voice) - John Kassir
Additional Voices (voice) - Elissa Knight
Additional Voices (voice) - Lindsay Lefler
Additional Voices (voice) - Dawnn Lewis
Additional Voices (voice) - Sherry Lynn
Additional Voices (voice) - Danny Mann
Additional Voices (voice) - Jason Marsden
Additional Voices (voice) - Mona Marshall
Additional Voices (voice) - Tricia McAlpin
Additional Voices (voice) - Mickie McGowan
Additional Voices (voice) - Allan McLeod
Additional Voices (voice) - Alec Medlock
Additional Voices (voice) - Matthew Mercer
Additional Voices (voice) - Pam Murphy
Additional Voices (voice) - David Neher
Additional Voices (voice) - Laraine Newman
Additional Voices (voice) - Colleen O'Shaughnessey
Additional Voices (voice) (as Bret Parker) - Bret 'Brook' Parker
Additional Voices (voice) - Donovan Patton
Additional Voices (voice) (as Dannah Phirman) - Dannah Feinglass Phirman
Additional Voices (voice) - Jeff Pidgeon
Additional Voices (voice) - Cristina Pucelli
Additional Voices (voice) - Jan Rabson
Additional Voices (voice) - Dan Scanlon
Additional Voices (voice) - Patrick Seitz
Additional Voices (voice) - Betsy Sodaro
Additional Voices (voice) - Joel Spence
Additional Voices (voice) - Mindy Sterling
Additional Voices (voice) - Tara Strong
Additional Voices (voice) (as Dave Theune) - David Theune
Additional Voices - Marcia Wallace
Additional Voices (voice) (as James Kevin Ward) - Jim Ward
Additional Voices (voice) - Colette Whitaker
Additional Voices (voice) - April Winchell
Additional Children's Voices (voice) - Ava Acres
Additional Children's Voices (voice) - Isabella Acres
Additional Children's Voices (voice) - Casey Barden
Additional Children's Voices (voice) - Ileanna Bravos
Additional Children's Voices (voice) - Jack Bright
Additional Children's Voices (voice) - Tyree Brown
Additional Children's Voices (voice) - Makenna Cowgill
Additional Children's Voices (voice) - Mason Cook
Additional Children's Voices (voice) - Natalie Jane Dang
Additional Children's Voices (voice) - Gage Davenport
Additional Children's Voices (voice) - Ethan Louis Samuels DiSalvio
Additional Children's Voices (voice) - Clayton Drier
Additional Children's Voices (voice) - Tyler Ganus
Additional Children's Voices (voice) - Faith Goblirsch
Additional Children's Voices (voice) - Montse Hernandez
Additional Children's Voices (voice) - Calum John
Additional Children's Voices (voice) - Brooke Klinger
Additional Children's Voices (voice) - Gia Michailidis
Additional Children's Voices (voice) - Nikolas Michailidis
Additional Children's Voices (voice) (as Madison Moellers) - Madison Rothschild
Additional Children's Voices (voice) - Raymond Ochoa
Additional Children's Voices (voice) - Marley Pearson
Additional Children's Voices (voice) - Alexis Poindexter
Additional Children's Voices (voice) - Davin Ransom
Additional Children's Voices (voice) - Samantha Sadoff
Additional Children's Voices (voice) (as Kristen Sarkisian) - Kristen Li
Additional Children's Voices (voice) - Joseph John Schirle
Additional Children's Voices (voice) - Aramé Scott
Additional Children's Voices (voice) - Erica Teeple
Additional Children's Voices (voice) - Khiara Symone Threets
Monster (voice) - Paul Lazenby
Additional Voices (voice) - Phil Proctor