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"Monsters vs Aliens" quotes

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A woman transformed into a giant after she is struck by a meteorite on her wedding day becomes part of a team of monsters sent in by the U.S. government to defeat an alien mastermind trying to take over Earth.

Director: Rob Letterman, Conrad Vernon
Writer: Maya Forbes, Wallace Wolodarsky, Rob Letterman
Production: N/A
Genre: animation, action, adventure
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 56/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $198,351,526
Released: 27 Mar 2009
Awards: 3 wins & 10 nominations

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Dr. Cockroach Ph.d.Susan MurphyB.o.b.News ReporterGallaxharAdvisor ColeAdvisor WedgieWilsonGeneral W.r. MongerThe Missing LinkCarl MurphyWendy MurphyComputerDerek DietlSecret Service Man #2KatieTechnician BenTechnician JerryAdvisor HawkCuthbertSecret Service Man #1
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As the president who was in office - Monsters vs Aliens 00:34 As the president who was in office They offered me network - Monsters vs Aliens 00:36 They offered me network Hey Jerry you might wanna check this one out Palomar just picked it up - Monsters vs Aliens 00:37 Hey Jerry you might wanna check this one out Palomar just... My beautiful daughter in law Hi Mama Dietl - Monsters vs Aliens 00:34 My beautiful daughter in law Hi Mama Dietl One cell at a time - Monsters vs Aliens 00:36 One cell at a time Might we ask your name madam - Monsters vs Aliens 00:28 Might we ask your name madam Once again a UFO has landed in America - Monsters vs Aliens 00:10 Once again a UFO has landed in America Hang it all What's the point It's a disaster - Monsters vs Aliens 00:36 Hang it all What's the point It's a disaster Humans of Earth I have come in peace - Monsters vs Aliens 00:32 Humans of Earth I have come in peace Goodbye Derek Good luck getting over me - Monsters vs Aliens 00:25 Goodbye Derek Good luck getting over me Forgive him but as you can see he has no brain - Monsters vs Aliens 00:30 Forgive him but as you can see he has no brain Gosh Look she's speechless She - Monsters vs Aliens 00:19 Gosh Look she's speechless She Commander do something violent - Monsters vs Aliens 00:06 Commander do something violent You must be terrified - Monsters vs Aliens 00:26 You must be terrified Anyway how is Derek - Monsters vs Aliens 01:14 Anyway how is Derek OK boys set the terror level - Monsters vs Aliens 00:10 OK boys set the terror level You wouldn't happen to have any uranium on you - Monsters vs Aliens 00:10 You wouldn't happen to have any uranium on you Listen up I'm not going to go down in history - Monsters vs Aliens 00:23 Listen up I'm not going to go down in history Wow Would you look at the size of that - Monsters vs Aliens 00:21 Wow Would you look at the size of that I Gallaxhar command you to hand over the prisoner this instant - Monsters vs Aliens 00:39 I Gallaxhar command you to hand over the prisoner this... It's hotter than I remember Has the Earth gotten warmer - Monsters vs Aliens 00:10 It's hotter than I remember Has the Earth gotten warmer I may not have a brain gentlemen but I have an idea - Monsters vs Aliens 00:06 I may not have a brain gentlemen but I have an idea It's OK They're with me - Monsters vs Aliens 00:29 It's OK They're with me It's been an honor knowing you Doc The feeling's mutual - Monsters vs Aliens 00:18 It's been an honor knowing you Doc The feeling's... You're glowing - Monsters vs Aliens 00:15 You're glowing This place is an X file - Monsters vs Aliens 00:08 This place is an X file Don't think of this as a prison - Monsters vs Aliens 00:12 Don't think of this as a prison So that's how you want to play it Eat lead alien robot - Monsters vs Aliens 00:15 So that's how you want to play it Eat lead alien robot You really don't get it do you No monster has ever gotten out of here - Monsters vs Aliens 00:26 You really don't get it do you No monster has ever... By Hawking's chair - Monsters vs Aliens 00:06 By Hawking's chair I can't believe it Soon I'll be back in Derek's arms - Monsters vs Aliens 00:40 I can't believe it Soon I'll be back in... Your busted tired dance moves are no match for my security protocols - Monsters vs Aliens 00:15 Your busted tired dance moves are no match for my security... Wow What a shindig - Monsters vs Aliens 00:31 Wow What a shindig We had the prison psychologist redecorate your cell - Monsters vs Aliens 00:23 We had the prison psychologist redecorate your cell B O B What - Monsters vs Aliens 00:10 B O B What I'm not gonna kid you Mr President These are dark times - Monsters vs Aliens 00:14 I'm not gonna kid you Mr President These are dark times This is the worst date ever - Monsters vs Aliens 00:04 This is the worst date ever Do you - Monsters vs Aliens 00:16 Do you Susan Where have you been - Monsters vs Aliens 00:41 Susan Where have you been Hi I'm Benzoate Ostylezene Bicarbonate - Monsters vs Aliens 00:24 Hi I'm Benzoate Ostylezene Bicarbonate Anyone care for an Atomic Gin Fizz It's got quite a - Monsters vs Aliens 00:15 Anyone care for an Atomic Gin Fizz It's got quite a You see what I'm saying Nobody's leaving Nobody's ever getting out - Monsters vs Aliens 00:12 You see what I'm saying Nobody's leaving... Hot dogs - Monsters vs Aliens 00:04 Hot dogs I can't fight that thing I can't even I've never - Monsters vs Aliens 00:18 I can't fight that thing I can't even I've... I think he sees us - Monsters vs Aliens 00:12 I think he sees us Well at least the garbage was free You know I mean - Monsters vs Aliens 00:15 Well at least the garbage was free You know I mean Oh space balls - Monsters vs Aliens 00:05 Oh space balls Begin reanimation sequence - Monsters vs Aliens 01:05 Begin reanimation sequence What's going on - Monsters vs Aliens 00:11 What's going on Wait wait Everybody it's OK - Monsters vs Aliens 00:08 Wait wait Everybody it's OK Gentlemen I'm afraid we are not making a very good first impression - Monsters vs Aliens 00:14 Gentlemen I'm afraid we are not making a very good... Oh thank goodness A real person You are a real person right - Monsters vs Aliens 00:20 Oh thank goodness A real person You are a real person right Wow look at you I know what you're thinking - Monsters vs Aliens 00:12 Wow look at you I know what you're thinking But I'm not a monster I'm just a regular person - Monsters vs Aliens 00:12 But I'm not a monster I'm just a regular person Three weeks ago if you had asked me to defeat a giant alien robot - Monsters vs Aliens 00:17 Three weeks ago if you had asked me to defeat a giant alien... Don't scare Insectosaurus - Monsters vs Aliens 00:08 Don't scare Insectosaurus Now that's a robot It's huge - Monsters vs Aliens 00:17 Now that's a robot It's huge Oh Susan Ever since you were a baby I knew that someday - Monsters vs Aliens 00:13 Oh Susan Ever since you were a baby I knew that someday We need our top scientific minds on this Get India on the phone - Monsters vs Aliens 00:10 We need our top scientific minds on this Get India on the... Where's the giant jar of pickles What my associate is trying to say - Monsters vs Aliens 00:18 Where's the giant jar of pickles What my associate is... What happened to the there isn't a jar in the world I can't open stuff - Monsters vs Aliens 00:14 What happened to the there isn't a jar in the world I... Don't rush me Katie I'm just not ready - Monsters vs Aliens 00:11 Don't rush me Katie I'm just not ready I must approach it alone - Monsters vs Aliens 00:13 I must approach it alone My back - Monsters vs Aliens 00:06 My back Wow You're doing great I'm doing everything - Monsters vs Aliens 00:06 Wow You're doing great I'm doing everything OK remember these people aren't used to seeing - Monsters vs Aliens 00:27 OK remember these people aren't used to seeing Is it just legs Did they capture a giant pair of legs - Monsters vs Aliens 00:12 Is it just legs Did they capture a giant pair of legs Finally some action I'm gonna turn that oversized tin can - Monsters vs Aliens 00:11 Finally some action I'm gonna turn that oversized tin... Hello What was that - Monsters vs Aliens 00:34 Hello What was that Oh poor Link - Monsters vs Aliens 00:24 Oh poor Link Finally I can rebuild my civilization on a new planet - Monsters vs Aliens 00:42 Finally I can rebuild my civilization on a new planet Are you crazy You could have killed me - Monsters vs Aliens 00:36 Are you crazy You could have killed me Seven eight - Monsters vs Aliens 00:17 Seven eight You can't crush a cockroach - Monsters vs Aliens 00:08 You can't crush a cockroach Where's Derek - Monsters vs Aliens 00:25 Where's Derek I've been your warden for close to 50 years - Monsters vs Aliens 00:19 I've been your warden for close to 50 years Oh please God tell me this isn't real - Monsters vs Aliens 00:16 Oh please God tell me this isn't real Monsters I'm so proud of you I could cry - Monsters vs Aliens 00:46 Monsters I'm so proud of you I could cry Careful it's hot - Monsters vs Aliens 00:04 Careful it's hot Over the last 50 years I have captured monsters on the rampage - Monsters vs Aliens 00:23 Over the last 50 years I have captured monsters on the... Attention all aliens Destroy all monsters - Monsters vs Aliens 00:09 Attention all aliens Destroy all monsters Goodbye Derek - Monsters vs Aliens 00:37 Goodbye Derek Now open the doors Even if I wanted to I couldn't - Monsters vs Aliens 00:25 Now open the doors Even if I wanted to I couldn't Wow You really are big - Monsters vs Aliens 00:30 Wow You really are big OK it's a lot weird but we'll figure it out - Monsters vs Aliens 01:10 OK it's a lot weird but we'll figure it out To the extraction chamber - Monsters vs Aliens 01:03 To the extraction chamber You want to hurt my friends you'll have to go through me - Monsters vs Aliens 00:05 You want to hurt my friends you'll have to go through... While you try to undo this thing that happened to you - Monsters vs Aliens 00:06 While you try to undo this thing that happened to you Wow You really are big - Monsters vs Aliens Wow You really are big
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Cast

Susan Murphy - Reese Witherspoon
B.O.B. - Seth Rogen
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. - Hugh Laurie
The Missing Link - Will Arnett
General W.R. Monger - Kiefer Sutherland
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