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Derek, you are a selfish jerk, and guess what?

Monsters vs Aliens

Derek, you are a selfish jerk,and guess what? I've met someone else.She's lime green. She...

Monsters vs Aliens • 2009

Derek, you are a selfish jerk,and guess what? I've met someone else.She's lime green. She has 14 little chunksof pineapple inside her, and she's everythingI deserve in life! I'm happy now, Derek, without you! It's over! Turn it off. Monsters, I'm so proud of you,I could cry, if I hadn't lost my tear ductsin the war. But not crying will have to wait.The world needs you again. What is it, General? Seems a snail fell intoa French nuclear reactor. As we speak, Escargantua is slowly making its way to Paris. Well, I've always wanted to go to Paris.Now who's with me? What do you say, Butterfly... osaurus? We're in. - I'm in!- Count me in, too

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Derek you are a selfish jerk and guess what

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I've met someone else She's lime green

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She has 14 little chunks of pineapple inside her

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and she's everything I deserve in life

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I'm happy now Derek without you

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It's over

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Turn it off

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Monsters I'm so proud of you I could cry

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if I hadn't lost my tear ducts in the war

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But not crying will have to wait The world needs you again

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What is it General

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Seems a snail fell into a French nuclear reactor

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As we speak Escargantua

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is slowly making its way to Paris

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Well I've always wanted to go to Paris Now who's with me

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What do you say Butterfly osaurus

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We're in

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I'm in Count me in too

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ديريك أنت وغد أناني واحذر ماذا

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لقد قابلت شخصا آخر إنها خضراء زيزفونية

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تحتوي على 14 قطعة أناناس صغيرة بداخلها

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وهي كل ما أستحق في الحياة

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أنا سعيد الآن ديرك من غيرك لقد انتهى الأمر

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أطفئه

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أيتها الوحوش

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أنا فخور جد ا بكم وكنـت لأبكي لولا أني فقدت غد دي الدمعية في الحرب

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ولكن من يبكون للمساعدة لن ينتظروا فالعالم بحاجة إليكم محد دا

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ما الأمر أيها الجنيرال

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يبدو أن حلزونا وقع في مفاغل فرنسا النووي

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وبينما نحن نتكلم يشق الحلزون طريقه نحو باريس

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حسنا لطالما أردت الذهاب إلى باريس

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والآن مـ ن سيأتي معي

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ما قولك أيها الفراشة الإنتسكتسورية

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نحن معكم

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وأنا معكم واحسبني أنا أيضا

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Derek tu es un odieux égoïste

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Et même que j'ai rencontré quelqu'un

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Elle est citron vert avec 14 petits morceaux d'ananas

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et elle est la compagne que je méritais

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Je suis heureux sans toi

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C'est terminé

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Coupe

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Monstres je suis si fier j'en pleurerais

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si je n'avais pas perdu mes glandes lacrymales

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Ne pas pleurer attendra Le monde a encore besoin de vous

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Que se passe t il général

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Un escargot est tombé dans un réacteur nucléaire

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En ce moment même Escargotua

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se dirige lentement vers Paris

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Je rêve d'aller à Paris

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Qui me suit

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Alors Papillon

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ausaurus

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On vient

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Je viens Moi aussi

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Derek eres un idiota egoísta Y sabes qué

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Conocí a alguien más Es de color limón

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Tiene 14 pedazos de piña dentro

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y es todo lo que me merezco en la vida

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Soy feliz Derek sin ti

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Se acabó

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Apágala

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Quisiera llorar de orgullo

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pero perdí mis conductos lacrimales

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Pero no llorar tendrá que esperar El mundo los necesita otra vez

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Qué pasa general

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Un caracol se cayó en un reactor nuclear francés

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Ahora mismo Escargantúa está lentamente

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avanzando hacia París

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Yo siempre quise ir a París Quién va conmigo

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Qué dices Mariposaurio

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Cuenta con nosotros

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Cuenta conmigo Y cuenta conmigo

Available in 4 languages

Duration

57 seconds

Views

69

Timestamp in Movie

01:23:34

Uploaded

Mar 02, 2026

Genres

animation, action, adventure

Production

DreamWorks Animation

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Movie Summary

A woman transformed into a giant after she is struck by a meteorite on her wedding day becomes part of a team of monsters sent in by the U.S. government to defeat an alien mastermind trying to take over Earth.