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Monsters vs Aliens

Oh, Derek. You wouldn'tbelieve my last three weeks!

Oh, Derek. You wouldn'tbelieve my last three weeks!

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Oh Derek You wouldn't believe my last three weeks
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Duration
6 seconds
Views
99
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:38
Uploaded
Mar 02, 2026
Genres
animation, action, adventure
Production
DreamWorks Animation

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Movie Summary

A woman transformed into a giant after she is struck by a meteorite on her wedding day becomes part of a team of monsters sent in by the U.S. government to defeat an alien mastermind trying to take over Earth.
Wow You really are bigYeah but I'm still me I'm still the same girl you fell in love withExcept you did just destroy the Golden Gate BridgeBut that was the only way I could stop that giant robotYou ever think I could do something like thatNo I didn't I - Monsters vs Aliens 00:28
Wow You really are bigYeah but I'm still me I'm...
Look I know this is a little weirdOK it's a lot weird but we'll figure it outI know that together we can find a way to get me back to normalSusan try and look at this from my perspectiveI have an audience that depends on me for newsweather sports and - Monsters vs Aliens 01:09
Look I know this is a little weirdOK it's a lot weird...
While you try to undo this thing that happened to you - Monsters vs Aliens 00:06
While you try to undo this thing that happened to you
Wow! What a shindig! Your parents really know how to throw it down. What? No, that was a great party - Monsters vs Aliens 00:48
Wow! What a shindig! Your parents really know how to throw...
Well at least the garbage was free You know I mean - Monsters vs Aliens 00:06
Well at least the garbage was free You know I mean
Ah who are we kidding We could save every city on the planetand they'd still treat us the same way they've always treated uslike monsters - Monsters vs Aliens 00:11
Ah who are we kidding We could save every city on the...
Anyway how is DerekDerek is a selfish jerkNo YesAll that talk about us I'm so proud of usUs just got a job in Fresno There's no usThere was only Derek Why did I have to get hit by a meteor to see thatI was such an idiotWhy did I ever think life with Derek - Monsters vs Aliens 01:30
Anyway how is DerekDerek is a selfish jerkNo YesAll that...
Good point, Insecto! - Monsters vs Aliens 00:14
Good point, Insecto!
You're gonna make it. - Monsters vs Aliens 00:14
You're gonna make it.
You must be terrifiedYou wake up in a strange place wearing strange clothesimprisoned by a strange being floating on a strange hovering deviceStrange isn't itHardly It's not the first timeWow You really get around - Monsters vs Aliens 00:22
You must be terrifiedYou wake up in a strange place wearing...
To the extraction chamberLook What is it that you want from meYou have stolen what is rightfully mineI didn't steal anything from youYour enormous grotesque body contains Quantoniumthe most powerful substance in the universeDid you really think you could - Monsters vs Aliens 01:02
To the extraction chamberLook What is it that you want from...
That should stop your puny... - Monsters vs Aliens 00:15
That should stop your puny...
Finally I can rebuild my civilization on a new planetAny thoughts on where I should set up shopYour planet perhapsYou keep your slimy tentacles off my planetIf you wanted to stop me you should have done itwhen you possessed the QuantoniumNow you're - Monsters vs Aliens 01:37
Finally I can rebuild my civilization on a new planetAny...
No child should ever have to endure that! - Monsters vs Aliens 00:37
No child should ever have to endure that!
Once again, a UFO has landed in America, the only country UFO's ever seem to land in. - Monsters vs Aliens 00:54
Once again, a UFO has landed in America, the only country...
Humans of Earth I have come in peaceYou need not fear me I mean you no harmHowever it is important to note most of you will not survive the next 24 hoursAnd those who do survive will be enslaved and experimented onYou should in no way take any of this - Monsters vs Aliens 00:32
Humans of Earth I have come in peaceYou need not fear me I...
OK, boys, set the terror level at code brown 'cause I need to change my pants. - Monsters vs Aliens 00:07
OK, boys, set the terror level at code brown 'cause I...
- What're we gonna do now, Doc? - Monsters vs Aliens 00:19
- What're we gonna do now, Doc?
All right, you got enough juice in those jetpacks to get up there, but not enough to make it home. - Monsters vs Aliens 00:30
All right, you got enough juice in those jetpacks to get up...
I've been your warden for close to 50 yearsThat's no longer the caseFor what it's worthThat's rude What did we do No B O B that's not rudeThat's a sign of respect - Monsters vs Aliens 00:17
I've been your warden for close to 50 yearsThat's...