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Monsters vs Aliens

You can't crush a cockroach! Mwahahaha!

Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.:
You can't crush a cockroach! Mwahahaha!

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You can't crush a cockroach
Available in 4 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
530
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:40
Uploaded
Mar 02, 2026
Genres
animation, action, adventure
Production
DreamWorks Animation

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Movie Summary

A woman transformed into a giant after she is struck by a meteorite on her wedding day becomes part of a team of monsters sent in by the U.S. government to defeat an alien mastermind trying to take over Earth.

Actors

Hugh Laurie
Dr. Cockroach Ph.d.
Hugh Laurie
Right, right. - Monsters vs Aliens 00:06
Right, right.
Insectosaurus! - Monsters vs Aliens 00:23
Insectosaurus!
B O B WhatHelp me SorryI was staring at this bird over there Get these people off the bridge - Monsters vs Aliens 00:09
B O B WhatHelp me SorryI was staring at this bird over there...
Link! Oh, I don't feel good. OK. Susan, you can do this. - Monsters vs Aliens 00:12
Link! Oh, I don't feel good. OK. Susan, you can do...
All right. - Monsters vs Aliens 00:06
All right.
Retrieval has failed. - Monsters vs Aliens 00:56
Retrieval has failed.
Careful it's hot - Monsters vs Aliens 00:04
Careful it's hot
Three weeks ago if you had asked me to defeat a giant alien robotI'd have said No can do But I did it MeI'm still buzzingDid you see how strong I was Probably isn't a jar in this world I can't open - Monsters vs Aliens 00:14
Three weeks ago if you had asked me to defeat a giant alien...
Oh poor LinkAfter all that tough talk you were out monstered by a girlNo wonder you're depressed Hey I'm not depressed I'm tiredWhy are you tired You didn't do anythingWell I haven't been sleeping wellI got sleep apnes apnea Whatever It's not fun - Monsters vs Aliens 00:22
Oh poor LinkAfter all that tough talk you were out monstered...
What happened to the there isn't a jar in the world I can't open stuffWait Did you find a jar you couldn't open Were pickles in itWhere's the giant jar of pickles What my associate is trying to say - Monsters vs Aliens 00:14
What happened to the there isn't a jar in the world I...
Where's the giant jar of pickles What my associate is trying to sayis that we all think the new Susan is the cat's me wow - Monsters vs Aliens 00:11
Where's the giant jar of pickles What my associate is...
First stop, Modesto! - Monsters vs Aliens 00:15
First stop, Modesto!
OK remember these people aren't used to seeinganything likeyou or youor youSo just be you know cool Just be you knowFollow my leadStop That was an accidentDon't destroy anything - Monsters vs Aliens 00:27
OK remember these people aren't used to seeinganything...
Stop! That was an accident! Don't destroy anything! - Monsters vs Aliens 00:07
Stop! That was an accident! Don't destroy anything!
Susan? - Susie Q! - Mom? - Monsters vs Aliens 00:15
Susan? - Susie Q! - Mom?
It's OK. - Monsters vs Aliens 00:50
It's OK.
Where's DerekHe's at work sweetieYou know how he is about his careerWe're not gonna celebrate without him SusanWhat do I do with all your little friendsJust put out some snacks They'll eat anythingAmbrosia - Monsters vs Aliens 00:23
Where's DerekHe's at work sweetieYou know how he...
How's it going? - Monsters vs Aliens 00:08
How's it going?
Hi. I'm Benzoate-Ostylezene-Bicarbonate. - Monsters vs Aliens 00:46
Hi. I'm Benzoate-Ostylezene-Bicarbonate.
Anyone care for an Atomic Gin Fizz It's got quite akick - Monsters vs Aliens 00:09
Anyone care for an Atomic Gin Fizz It's got quite akick