Monty Python and the Holy Grail quotes

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King Arthur (Graham Chapman) and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.

Director: Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones
Writer: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones, Michael Palin
Production: Almi Cinema 5
Year: 1975
MetaScore: 93/100
ImdbRating: 8.2
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 25 May 1975
Awards: 2 wins & 2 nominations.

84 Clips & Quotes

Ere the other side he see - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 03:25 Ere the other side he see What's that - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:26 What's that What makes you think she's a witch - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:25 What makes you think she's a witch I am your king - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:45 I am your king How does it - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 03:03 How does it There are ways of telling whether she is a witch - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:37 There are ways of telling whether she is a witch I don't want to talk to you no more - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:42 I don't want to talk to you no more Who goes there - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 04:23 Who goes there I don't think I was - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:11 I don't think I was You stupid bastard - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:23 You stupid bastard Make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 03:32 Make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I come... Can we come up and have a look - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:49 Can we come up and have a look Brave Sir Robin ran away - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:03 Brave Sir Robin ran away Must be a king - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:20 Must be a king I'll do you for that - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:26 I'll do you for that We are now the Knights who say - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:32 We are now the Knights who say There he is - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:46 There he is Come and see the violence inherent in the system - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:50 Come and see the violence inherent in the system That's enough music for now - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:26 That's enough music for now It's only a model - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:11 It's only a model On second thought - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:19 On second thought Sir Bedevere - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:39 Sir Bedevere We'll call it a draw - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:32 We'll call it a draw Bring out yer dead - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 02:22 Bring out yer dead If he will give us food and shelter for the night - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:11 If he will give us food and shelter for the night There are some who call me - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:24 There are some who call me I'm not a witch - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:54 I'm not a witch King of the Britons - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 02:27 King of the Britons This is supposed to be a happy occasion - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:25 This is supposed to be a happy occasion What knight lives in that castle over there - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:43 What knight lives in that castle over there We're knights of the Round Table - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:55 We're knights of the Round Table Is there someone else up there we can talk to - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:26 Is there someone else up there we can talk to You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:17 You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest We live in a bloody swamp - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:42 We live in a bloody swamp Follow only if ye be men of valor - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:15 Follow only if ye be men of valor What is that - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 02:44 What is that I have seen it - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 02:23 I have seen it You don't frighten us - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:43 You don't frighten us Cut down a tree with a herring - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:01 Cut down a tree with a herring Escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:51 Escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless You only killed the bride's father - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:32 You only killed the bride's father I  warned  you - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:27 I warned you Am I right - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:56 Am I right A year passed - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:45 A year passed O Knights of Ni - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:30 O Knights of Ni Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 02:05 Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot I have come to take - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:33 I have come to take Pie Jesu Domine - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:14 Pie Jesu Domine It sank into the swamp - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:23 It sank into the swamp You must spank her well - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:35 You must spank her well We are the Knights who say - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:12 We are the Knights who say If it's one thing I can't stand - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:18 If it's one thing I can't stand I wave my private parts at your aunties - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:28 I wave my private parts at your aunties All this will be yours - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:36 All this will be yours Message for you - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:10 Message for you Not more than two swallow's flights away - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:44 Not more than two swallow's flights away Just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:31 Just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me The Castle Anthrax - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:36 The Castle Anthrax He's not quite dead - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:39 He's not quite dead And after the spanking - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:19 And after the spanking Are you saying Ni to that old woman - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:27 Are you saying Ni to that old woman Bravely he is throwing in the sponge - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:37 Bravely he is throwing in the sponge In the name of God - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:05 In the name of God Wait until nightfall - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:32 Wait until nightfall We'll not risk another frontal assault - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:19 We'll not risk another frontal assault What are you doing now - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:31 What are you doing now What do you want - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:40 What do you want Very good - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 02:27 Very good Would it help to confuse it if we run away more - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:25 Would it help to confuse it if we run away more What a strange person - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:11 What a strange person What happens now - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:53 What happens now How dare you profane this place with your presence - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:17 How dare you profane this place with your presence There's some lovely filth down here - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:14 There's some lovely filth down here JESUS CHRIST - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:10 JESUS CHRIST Walk away - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:12 Walk away You would not be so ungallant as to refuse our hospitality - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:19 You would not be so ungallant as to refuse our hospitality Bring out your dead - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:29 Bring out your dead Let us taunt it - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:18 Let us taunt it Sir Galahad - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:16 Sir Galahad There's nothing wrong with   that - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:28 There's nothing wrong with that Cut off in this castle - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:01 Cut off in this castle Depart a lot at this time - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:37 Depart a lot at this time Remain gone - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:16 Remain gone In the name of the Lord - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:50 In the name of the Lord

Cast

King Arthur - Graham Chapman
Second Swallow-Savvy Guard - John Cleese
Dead Collector - Eric Idle
Dennis's Mother - Terry Jones
First Swallow-Savvy Guard - Michael Palin
The Witch - Connie Booth
First Monk - Neil Innes
Old Crone - Bee Duffell
Dead Body - John Young
Historian's Wife - Rita Davies
Dr. Piglet - Avril Stewart
Dr. Winston - Sally Kinghorn
Prisoner - Mark Zycon
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Elspeth Cameron
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Mitsuko Forstater
Knight of Ni / Villager at Witch Burning / Musician at Wedding / Monk / Knight in Battle - Sandy Johnson
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Sandy Rose
Musician at Wedding / Villager at Witch Burning - Romilly Squire
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Joni Flynn
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Alison Walker
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Loraine Ward
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Anna Lanski
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Sally Coombe
Girl in Castle Anthrax (as Vivienne Macdonald) - Vivienne MacDonald
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Yvonne Dick
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Daphne Darling
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Fiona Gordon
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Gloria Graham
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Judy Lamb
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Tracy Sneddon
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Sylvia Taylor
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Joyce Pollner
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Mary Allen
Knight in Battle - Iain Banks
Police Sergeant - Julian Doyle
Peasant - Margarita Doyle
Camp Guard / Robin's Minstrel - Charles Knode
Guard who Falls into Barrels - Zack Matalon
Bash (Mudfighter - Scott Mike
Sir Not-Appearing-in-this-Film - William Palin
Themselves - Monty Python
Guard Eating Apple - Tom Raeburn
Biff (Mudfighter) - Brian Ross
Inspector End of Film - Roy Forge Smith
Dancing Knight - John Thornton
Page-turner - Maggie Weston