"Monty Python and the Holy Grail" quotes

00:07 There he is Bloody hell 00:13 We are now no longer the knights who say Ni 00:06 Remain gone 00:16 Depart a lot at this time 00:07 Who are you 00:46 Almighty God 00:23 What is this test knights who until recently said Ni 00:29 Get the sword out I want to cut his head off 00:29 Cut off in this castle 00:21 There's nothing wrong with that 00:21 In the name of the Lord 00:32 Sir Galahad 00:05 Walk away 00:19 Bring out your dead 00:18 Order Who does he think he is 00:12 Let us taunt it 00:13 You would not be so ungallant as to refuse our hospitality 00:06 How dare you profane this place with your presence 00:12 There's some lovely filth down here 00:34 What happens now 00:14 What do you want 00:06 For since her own father 00:14 We'll not risk another frontal assault 00:08 Would it help to confuse it if we run away more 00:17 The Castle Anthrax 00:10 What a strange person 00:09 If it's one thing I can't stand 00:18 Wait until nightfall 00:09 But Mother Father lad 00:22 Come on then 00:32 He's not quite dead 00:16 Every time I talk to someone it's sorry this and forgive me... 00:34 Are you saying Ni to that old woman 00:36 Not more than two swallow's flights away 00:15 What are you doing now 00:12 Just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me 00:04 We are the Knights who say 00:08 Message for you 00:17 And after the spanking 00:07 You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest 00:12 Bravely he is throwing in the sponge 00:22 Escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless 00:53 I have come to take 00:15 You must spank her well 00:17 All this will be yours 00:08 A present Un cadeau 00:11 I wave my private parts at your aunties 01:01 Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot 00:18 O Knights of Ni 00:12 Pie Jesu Domine 00:21 You only killed the bride's father 00:15 I warned you 00:31 A year passed 00:14 Right Arthur King of the Britons 00:05 Run away 00:23 Cut down a tree with a herring 01:10 I have seen it 00:57 What is that 00:21 You don't frighten us 00:19 Sir Bedevere 00:42 Follow only if ye be men of valor 00:21 We live in a bloody swamp 00:18 Is there someone else up there we can talk to 00:07 You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest 00:12 This is supposed to be a happy occasion 01:04 King of the Britons 00:40 I'm not a witch 01:08 We're knights of the Round Table 00:15 You can't expect to wield supreme executive power 00:16 There are some who call me 00:32 If he will give us food and shelter for the night 00:06 On second thought 00:19 We'll call it a draw 00:20 Come and see the violence inherent in the system 00:54 There he is 00:19 It's only a model 00:13 We are now the Knights who say 00:11 I'll do you for that 00:31 That's enough music for now 00:18 You stupid bastard