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"Monty Python and the Holy Grail" quotes

Monty Python and the Holy Grail poster
King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.

Director: Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones
Writer: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle
Production: N/A
Year: 1975
MetaScore: 91/100
ImdbRating: 8.2
BoxOffice: $1,827,696
Released: 25 May 1975
Awards: 3 wins & 3 nominations
There he is Bloody hell - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07 There he is Bloody hell We are now no longer the knights who say Ni - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:13 We are now no longer the knights who say Ni Remain gone - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06 Remain gone Depart a lot at this time - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:16 Depart a lot at this time Who are you - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07 Who are you Almighty God - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:46 Almighty God What is this test knights who until recently said Ni - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:23 What is this test knights who until recently said Ni Get the sword out I want to cut his head off - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:29 Get the sword out I want to cut his head off Cut off in this castle - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:29 Cut off in this castle There's nothing wrong with   that - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:21 There's nothing wrong with that In the name of the Lord - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:21 In the name of the Lord Sir Galahad - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:32 Sir Galahad Walk away - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:05 Walk away Bring out your dead - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:19 Bring out your dead Order Who does he think he is - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:18 Order Who does he think he is Let us taunt it - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:12 Let us taunt it You would not be so ungallant as to refuse our hospitality - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:13 You would not be so ungallant as to refuse our hospitality How dare you profane this place with your presence - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06 How dare you profane this place with your presence There's some lovely filth down here - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:12 There's some lovely filth down here What happens now - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:34 What happens now What do you want - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:14 What do you want For since her own father - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06 For since her own father We'll not risk another frontal assault - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:14 We'll not risk another frontal assault Would it help to confuse it if we run away more - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:08 Would it help to confuse it if we run away more The Castle Anthrax - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:17 The Castle Anthrax What a strange person - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:10 What a strange person If it's one thing I can't stand - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:09 If it's one thing I can't stand Wait until nightfall - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:18 Wait until nightfall But Mother Father lad - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:09 But Mother Father lad Come on then - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:22 Come on then He's not quite dead - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:32 He's not quite dead Every time I talk to someone it's sorry this and forgive me that - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:16 Every time I talk to someone it's sorry this and... Are you saying Ni to that old woman - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:34 Are you saying Ni to that old woman Not more than two swallow's flights away - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:36 Not more than two swallow's flights away What are you doing now - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:15 What are you doing now Just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:12 Just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me We are the Knights who say - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:04 We are the Knights who say Message for you - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:08 Message for you And after the spanking - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:17 And after the spanking You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07 You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest Bravely he is throwing in the sponge - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:12 Bravely he is throwing in the sponge Escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:22 Escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless I have come to take - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:53 I have come to take You must spank her well - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:15 You must spank her well All this will be yours - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:17 All this will be yours A present Un cadeau - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:08 A present Un cadeau I wave my private parts at your aunties - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:11 I wave my private parts at your aunties Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:01 Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot O Knights of Ni - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:18 O Knights of Ni Pie Jesu Domine - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:12 Pie Jesu Domine You only killed the bride's father - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:21 You only killed the bride's father I  warned  you - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:15 I warned you A year passed - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:31 A year passed Right Arthur King of the Britons - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:14 Right Arthur King of the Britons Run away - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:05 Run away Cut down a tree with a herring - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:23 Cut down a tree with a herring I have seen it - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:10 I have seen it What is that - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:57 What is that You don't frighten us - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:21 You don't frighten us Sir Bedevere - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:19 Sir Bedevere Follow only if ye be men of valor - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:42 Follow only if ye be men of valor We live in a bloody swamp - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:21 We live in a bloody swamp Is there someone else up there we can talk to - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:18 Is there someone else up there we can talk to You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07 You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest This is supposed to be a happy occasion - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:12 This is supposed to be a happy occasion King of the Britons - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:04 King of the Britons I'm not a witch - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:40 I'm not a witch We're knights of the Round Table - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:08 We're knights of the Round Table You can't expect to wield supreme executive power - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:15 You can't expect to wield supreme executive power There are some who call me - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:16 There are some who call me If he will give us food and shelter for the night - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:32 If he will give us food and shelter for the night On second thought - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06 On second thought We'll call it a draw - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:19 We'll call it a draw Come and see the violence inherent in the system - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:20 Come and see the violence inherent in the system There he is - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:54 There he is It's only a model - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:19 It's only a model We are now the Knights who say - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:13 We are now the Knights who say I'll do you for that - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:11 I'll do you for that That's enough music for now - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:31 That's enough music for now

Cast

King Arthur - Graham Chapman
Second Swallow-Savvy Guard - John Cleese
Dead Collector - Eric Idle
Dennis's Mother - Terry Jones