"Monty Python and the Holy Grail" quotes
King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.
Director: Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones
Writer: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle
Production: N/A
Year: 1975
MetaScore: 91/100
ImdbRating: 8.2
BoxOffice: $1,827,696
Released: 25 May 1975
Awards: 3 wins & 3 nominations
100 Clips
00:07 There he is Bloody hell
00:13 We are now no longer the knights who say Ni
00:06 Remain gone
00:16 Depart a lot at this time
00:07 Who are you
00:46 Almighty God
00:23 What is this test knights who until recently said Ni
00:29 Get the sword out I want to cut his head off
00:29 Cut off in this castle
00:21 There's nothing wrong with that
00:21 In the name of the Lord
00:32 Sir Galahad
00:05 Walk away
00:19 Bring out your dead
00:18 Order Who does he think he is
00:12 Let us taunt it
00:13 You would not be so ungallant as to refuse our hospitality
00:06 How dare you profane this place with your presence
00:12 There's some lovely filth down here
00:34 What happens now
00:14 What do you want
00:06 For since her own father
00:14 We'll not risk another frontal assault
00:08 Would it help to confuse it if we run away more
00:17 The Castle Anthrax
00:10 What a strange person
00:09 If it's one thing I can't stand
00:18 Wait until nightfall
00:09 But Mother Father lad
00:22 Come on then
00:32 He's not quite dead
00:16 Every time I talk to someone it's sorry this and...
00:34 Are you saying Ni to that old woman
00:36 Not more than two swallow's flights away
00:15 What are you doing now
00:12 Just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me
00:04 We are the Knights who say
00:08 Message for you
00:17 And after the spanking
00:07 You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest
00:12 Bravely he is throwing in the sponge
00:22 Escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless
00:53 I have come to take
00:15 You must spank her well
00:17 All this will be yours
00:08 A present Un cadeau
00:11 I wave my private parts at your aunties
01:01 Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot
00:18 O Knights of Ni
00:12 Pie Jesu Domine
00:21 You only killed the bride's father
00:15 I warned you
00:31 A year passed
00:14 Right Arthur King of the Britons
00:05 Run away
00:23 Cut down a tree with a herring
01:10 I have seen it
00:57 What is that
00:21 You don't frighten us
00:19 Sir Bedevere
00:42 Follow only if ye be men of valor
00:21 We live in a bloody swamp
00:18 Is there someone else up there we can talk to
00:07 You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest
00:12 This is supposed to be a happy occasion
01:04 King of the Britons
00:40 I'm not a witch
01:08 We're knights of the Round Table
00:15 You can't expect to wield supreme executive power
00:16 There are some who call me
00:32 If he will give us food and shelter for the night
00:06 On second thought
00:19 We'll call it a draw
00:20 Come and see the violence inherent in the system
00:54 There he is
00:19 It's only a model
00:13 We are now the Knights who say
00:11 I'll do you for that
00:31 That's enough music for now
Cast
King Arthur - Graham Chapman
Second Swallow-Savvy Guard - John Cleese
Dead Collector - Eric Idle
Patsy - Terry Gilliam
Dennis's Mother - Terry Jones