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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

A witch!- We found a witch. - We got a witch.- We found a witch. We've got a witch. Burn...

A witch!- We found a witch. - We got a witch.- We found a witch. We've got a witch. Burn her!

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A witch We found a witch
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We got a witch We found a witch
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We've got a witch
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Burn her
Available in 6 languages
Duration
16 seconds
Views
296
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:05
Uploaded
Feb 22, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, fantasy
Production
Python (Monty) Pictures Limited,Michael White Productions,National Film Trustee Company

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Movie Summary

King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.
- We have found a witch. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:25
- We have found a witch.
I am not a witch But you are dressed as oneThey dressed me up like this We didn'tAnd this isn't my nose It's a false oneWell Well we did do the noseThe nose And the hat But she is a witchBurn herDid you dress her up like this No YesYes a bit She has got a - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:34
I am not a witch But you are dressed as oneThey dressed me...
- Well? - Well, we did do the nose. - The nose? - And the hat. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:28
- Well? - Well, we did do the nose. - The nose? - And the...
What makes you think she is a witch Well she turned me into a newtA newtI got betterBurn her anyway Burn her - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:17
What makes you think she is a witch Well she turned me into...
I got better. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
I got better.
Quiet There are ways of telling whether she is a witchAre there What are they Tell us Do they hurtTell me what do you do with witchesBurn themWhat do you burn apart from witches More witchesWood So why do witches burn'Cause they're made of wood GoodSo how - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:40
Quiet There are ways of telling whether she is a witchAre...
- 'Cause they're made of wood? - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:27
- 'Cause they're made of wood?
- What also floats in water? - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:36
- What also floats in water?
Right. Remove the supports! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06
Right. Remove the supports!
Remove the supports! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:13
Remove the supports!
- A witch! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06
- A witch!
That my liege is how we know the Earth to be banana shapedThis new learning amazes me Sir BedevereExplain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:12
That my liege is how we know the Earth to be banana...
Certainly sir Look my liegeCamelot CamelotCamelot It's only a model - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:12
Certainly sir Look my liegeCamelot CamelotCamelot It's...
- Camelot. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:25
- Camelot.
We're knights of the Round Table We dance whene'er we're ableWe do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccableWe dine well here in Camelot We eat ham and jam and Spam a lotWe're knights of the Round Table Our shows are formidableBut many times - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:03
We're knights of the Round Table We dance whene'er...
♪We're knights of the Round Table Our shows are formidable ♪But many times We're given rhymes ♪That are quite unsingable We're opera mad in Camelot ♪We sing from the diaphragm a lot - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:14
♪We're knights of the Round Table Our shows are...
♪In war we're tough and able ♪Quite indefatigable ♪Between our quests We sequin vests ♪And impersonate Clark Gable It's a busy life in Camelot ♪I have to push the pram a lot - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:20
♪In war we're tough and able ♪Quite indefatigable...
In war we're tough and able - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:27
In war we're tough and able
No, on second thoughts, let's not go to Camelot. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
No, on second thoughts, let's not go to Camelot.
Don't grovel If there's one thing I can't stand it's people groveling - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06
Don't grovel If there's one thing I can't...