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One day lad all this will be yoursWhat the curtains No not the curtainsAll that you can see stretched out over the hills and valleysThat'll be your kingdom lad
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

No, not the curtains, lad, all that you can see stretched out over the valleys and the...

King of Swamp Castle:One day, lad, all this will be yours.Prince Herbert:What, the curtains?King of Swamp Castle:No, not the curtains, lad, all that you can see stretched out over the valleys and the hills! That'll be your kingdom, lad

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One day lad all this will be yours
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What the curtains No not the curtains
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All that you can see stretched out over the hills and valleys
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That'll be your kingdom lad
Available in 6 languages
Duration
14 seconds
Views
2,561
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:32
Uploaded
Feb 22, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, fantasy
Production
Python (Monty) Pictures Limited,Michael White Productions,National Film Trustee Company

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Movie Summary

King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.
But Mother Father lad - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:09
But Mother Father lad
I built this kingdom up from nothing When I started here it was a swampOther kings said I was daft to build a castle on the swampBut I built it all the same to show themIt sank into the swampSo I built a second one That sank into the swampSo I built a - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:33
I built this kingdom up from nothing When I started here it...
We live on a bloody swamp we need all the land we can getBut I don't like her Don't like herWhat's wrong with herShe's beautiful she's rich She's got hugetracts of land - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:18
We live on a bloody swamp we need all the land we can getBut...
GuardsMake sure the Prince doesn't leave the room until I get himNot to leave the room even if you come and get himNo Until I come and get himUntil you come and get him we're not to enter the roomNo you stay in the room and make sure he doesn't leaveAnd - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:39
GuardsMake sure the Prince doesn't leave the room until...
Let us taunt it - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:12
Let us taunt it
And no singing! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
And no singing!
- Well taken, Concorde! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:23
- Well taken, Concorde!
Message for you sir - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:04
Message for you sir
- Idiom, sir? - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:15
- Idiom, sir?
Fair one behold your humble servant Sir Lancelot of CamelotI have come to take I'm terribly sorry You got my noteI got a note You've come to rescue meWell no you see I knew someone wouldI knew that somewhere out there there must be someoneStop that Stop - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:52
Fair one behold your humble servant Sir Lancelot of CamelotI...
Who are you - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
Who are you
You only killed the bride's father I didn't mean toDidn't mean to You put your sword through his headOh dear is he all right You kicked the bride in the chest - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:11
You only killed the bride's father I didn't mean...
This is the main hall. We're having this made into one big living room. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:13
This is the main hall. We're having this made into one ...
Now, this is the main hall. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:09
Now, this is the main hall.
There he is Bloody hell - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
There he is Bloody hell
No please This is supposed to be a happy occasionLet's not bicker and argue about who killed who - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:11
No please This is supposed to be a happy occasionLet's...
For since her own father - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06
For since her own father
What Look the dead PrinceHe's not quite dead I feel much betterYou fell out of the tall tower you creepNo I was saved at the last minute HowI'll tell youNot like that Not like that - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:24
What Look the dead PrinceHe's not quite dead I feel...
Quickly, sir, come this way! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:13
Quickly, sir, come this way!
Old crone! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:33
Old crone!