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"Monty Python and the Holy Grail" quotes

Monty Python and the Holy Grail poster
King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.

Director: Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones
Writer: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, fantasy
Year: 1975
MetaScore: 91/100
ImdbRating: 8.2
BoxOffice: $1,827,696
Released: 25 May 1975
Awards: 3 wins & 3 nominations

100 Clips

King ArthurSecond Swallow-savvy GuardPeasant 3Peasant 1Peasant 2The Dead CollectorPatsyThe WitchZootHistorian's WifeDr. Piglet
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JESUS CHRIST - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:10 JESUS CHRIST Must be a king - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:20 Must be a king What knight lives in that castle over there - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:43 What knight lives in that castle over there Who goes there - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 04:23 Who goes there Am I right - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:56 Am I right Bring out yer dead - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 02:22 Bring out yer dead Very good - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 02:27 Very good In the name of God - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:05 In the name of God It sank into the swamp - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:23 It sank into the swamp Ere the other side he see - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:31 Ere the other side he see I am your king - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:41 I am your king What makes you think she's a witch - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:24 What makes you think she's a witch What's that - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:14 What's that I don't think I was - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:17 I don't think I was I don't want to talk to you no more - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:19 I don't want to talk to you no more How does it - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:56 How does it There are ways of telling whether she is a witch - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:01 There are ways of telling whether she is a witch Make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:34 Make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I... Can we come up and have a look - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:18 Can we come up and have a look Brave Sir Robin ran away - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:27 Brave Sir Robin ran away You stupid bastard - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:18 You stupid bastard That's enough music for now - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:31 That's enough music for now I'll do you for that - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:11 I'll do you for that We are now the Knights who say - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:13 We are now the Knights who say It's only a model - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:19 It's only a model There he is - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:54 There he is Come and see the violence inherent in the system - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:20 Come and see the violence inherent in the system We'll call it a draw - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:19 We'll call it a draw On second thought - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06 On second thought If he will give us food and shelter for the night - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:32 If he will give us food and shelter for the night There are some who call me - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:16 There are some who call me You can't expect to wield supreme executive power - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:15 You can't expect to wield supreme executive power We're knights of the Round Table - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:08 We're knights of the Round Table I'm not a witch - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:40 I'm not a witch King of the Britons - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:04 King of the Britons This is supposed to be a happy occasion - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:12 This is supposed to be a happy occasion You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07 You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest Is there someone else up there we can talk to - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:18 Is there someone else up there we can talk to We live in a bloody swamp - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:21 We live in a bloody swamp Follow only if ye be men of valor - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:42 Follow only if ye be men of valor Sir Bedevere - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:19 Sir Bedevere You don't frighten us - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:21 You don't frighten us What is that - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:57 What is that I have seen it - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:10 I have seen it Cut down a tree with a herring - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:23 Cut down a tree with a herring Run away - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:05 Run away Right Arthur King of the Britons - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:14 Right Arthur King of the Britons A year passed - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:31 A year passed I warned you - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:15 I warned you You only killed the bride's father - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:21 You only killed the bride's father Pie Jesu Domine - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:12 Pie Jesu Domine O Knights of Ni - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:18 O Knights of Ni Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:01 Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot I wave my private parts at your aunties - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:11 I wave my private parts at your aunties A present Un cadeau - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:08 A present Un cadeau All this will be yours - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:17 All this will be yours You must spank her well - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:15 You must spank her well I have come to take - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:53 I have come to take Escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:22 Escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless Bravely he is throwing in the sponge - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:12 Bravely he is throwing in the sponge You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07 You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest And after the spanking - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:17 And after the spanking Message for you - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:08 Message for you We are the Knights who say - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:04 We are the Knights who say Just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:12 Just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me What are you doing now - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:15 What are you doing now Not more than two swallow's flights away - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:36 Not more than two swallow's flights away Are you saying Ni to that old woman - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:34 Are you saying Ni to that old woman Every time I talk to someone it's sorry this and forgive me that - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:16 Every time I talk to someone it's sorry this and... He's not quite dead - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:32 He's not quite dead Come on then - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:22 Come on then But Mother Father lad - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:09 But Mother Father lad Wait until nightfall - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:18 Wait until nightfall If it's one thing I can't stand - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:09 If it's one thing I can't stand What a strange person - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:10 What a strange person The Castle Anthrax - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:17 The Castle Anthrax Would it help to confuse it if we run away more - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:08 Would it help to confuse it if we run away more We'll not risk another frontal assault - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:14 We'll not risk another frontal assault For since her own father - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06 For since her own father What do you want - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:14 What do you want What happens now - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:34 What happens now There's some lovely filth down here - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:12 There's some lovely filth down here How dare you profane this place with your presence - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06 How dare you profane this place with your presence You would not be so ungallant as to refuse our hospitality - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:13 You would not be so ungallant as to refuse our hospitality Let us taunt it - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:12 Let us taunt it Order Who does he think he is - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:18 Order Who does he think he is Bring out your dead - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:19 Bring out your dead Walk away - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:05 Walk away Sir Galahad - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:32 Sir Galahad
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Cast

King Arthur - Graham Chapman
Second Swallow-Savvy Guard - John Cleese
Dead Collector - Eric Idle
Patsy - Terry Gilliam
Dennis's Mother - Terry Jones
First Swallow-Savvy Guard - Michael Palin
The Witch - Connie Booth
Zoot - Carol Cleveland
First Monk - Neil Innes
Old Crone - Bee Duffell
Dead Body - John Young
Historian's Wife - Rita Davies
Dr. Piglet - Avril Stewart
Dr. Winston - Sally Kinghorn
Prisoner - Mark Zycon
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Elspeth Cameron
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Mitsuko Forstater
Knight of Ni / Villager at Witch Burning / Musician at Wedding / Monk / Knight in Battle - Sandy Johnson
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Sandy Rose
Musician at Wedding / Villager at Witch Burning - Romilly Squire
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Joni Flynn
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Alison Walker
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Loraine Ward
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Anna Lanski
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Sally Coombe
Girl in Castle Anthrax (as Vivienne Macdonald) - Vivienne MacDonald
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Yvonne Dick
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Daphne Darling
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Fiona Gordon
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Gloria Graham
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Judy Lamb
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Tracy Sneddon
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Sylvia Taylor
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Joyce Pollner
Girl in Castle Anthrax - Mary Allen
Knight in Battle - Iain Banks
Police Sergeant - Julian Doyle
Peasant - Margarita Doyle
Camp Guard / Robin's Minstrel - Charles Knode
Guard who Falls into Barrels - Zack Matalon
Bash (Mudfighter - Scott Mike
Sir Not-Appearing-in-this-Film - William Palin
Themselves - Monty Python
Guard Eating Apple - Tom Raeburn
Biff (Mudfighter) - Brian Ross
Inspector End of Film - Roy Forge Smith
Dancing Knight - John Thornton
Page-turner - Maggie Weston