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Almighty Godwe thank thee that thou hast vouchsafed to us the most holyJesus ChristHello stuffy English knightsand Monsieur Arthur King who has the brain of a duck you knowSo we French fellows outwit

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

How you English say? One more time, I unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a...

Monty Python and the Holy Grail • 1975

King Arthur:
Almighty God, we thank thee, that thou has vouchsafed to us the most holy...King Arthur:JESUS CHRIST!French Soldier:Hello, stuffy English k-nig-hts and Monsieur Arthur King, who has the brain of a duck, you know. So, we French fellows outwit you a second time.King Arthur:How dare you profane this place with your presence? I command you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot, to open the doors of this sacred castle to which God himself has guided us.French Soldier:How you English say? One more time, I unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser!

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Almighty God

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we thank thee that thou hast vouchsafed to us the most holy

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Jesus Christ

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Hello stuffy English knights

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and Monsieur Arthur King who has the brain of a duck you know

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So we French fellows outwit you a second time

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How dare you profane this place with your presence

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I command you in the name of the knights of Camelot

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to open the doors of this sacred castle

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to which God himself has guided us

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How you English say One more time I unclog my nose in your direction

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sons of a window dresser

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شكرا لله

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لأنك أعطيتنا السلامة

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يا للمسيح

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مرحبا يا أيتها الكلاب الإنجليزية

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و الملك آرثر الذى لديه عقل بط ة

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نحن الفرنسيون نهزمك فى ثانية واحدة

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كيف تجرأت على تدنيس هذا المكان بحضورك إليه

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آمرك بإسم فرسان كاميلوت

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بفتح أبواب تلك القلعة المقد سة

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التى تم توجيهنا إليها

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كيف تقول أيها الإنجليزى

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أنكم ستدخلوا عندنا

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Merci Seigneur d'avoir daigné nous accorder

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la plus sainte

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Alors pantin anglais puant

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et monsieur le roi Arthur à la cervelle d'oiseau

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on s'est encore fait posséder par les Français

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Comment osez vous profaner ce lieu par votre présence

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Au nom des chevaliers de Camelot je vous ordonne

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d'ouvrir la porte

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de ce sanctuaire

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où Dieu Lui même nous a conduits

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Comment les Anglais

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disent ils je vous barbouille de morve

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fils de rien du tout

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Allmächtiger Gott

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wir danken dir dass du uns die allerheiligste

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Gütiger Himmel

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Hallo ihr dreckigen englischen Ritter

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und MonsieurArtus König der das Gehirn einer Ente hat

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Also haben wir Franzosen Euch ein zweites Mal überlistet

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Ihrwagt es diesen Ort mit EurerAnwesenheit zu entweihen

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Ich befehle Euch im Namen der Ritter von Camelot

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die Tore dieses heiligen Schlosses zu öffnen

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zu dem wir von Gott selbst geleitet wurden

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Wie sagt ihr Engländer Nochmals ich rotze in eure Richtung

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Söhne von Fensterdekorateuren

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Гocпoдь Bceмoгyщий

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блaгoдapим Teбя зa тo чтo Tы пo вoлe Tвoeй пoзвoлил нaм

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Бoжe пpaвый

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Гpязныe aнглийcкиe лыцapи

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Mcьe кopoль Apтyp c кypиными мoзгaми

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Mы фpaнцyзы cнoвa пepexитpили тeбя

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Кaк ты cмeeшь ocквepнять этo мecтo cвoим пpиcyтcтвиeм

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Oт имeни pыцapeй Кaмeлoтa пpикaзывaю тeбe

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oткpыть двepи этoгo cвящeннoгo зaмкa

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к кoтopoмy нac пpивeл caм Гocпoдь

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Чтo вы лeпeчeтe aнгличaнe Ceйчac я нa вac выcмopкaюcь

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Cынoвья кaccиpoв

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Dios todopoderoso te agradecemos

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que nos hayas confiado la más sagrada

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Jesús

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Los apestosos borriqueros

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y monsieur Arturo el rey con cerebro de pato

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Hemos vuelto a ganarles de mano

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Cómo osan profanar el lugar con su presencia

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Les ordeno en nombre de los caballeros de Camelot

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que abran las puertas de este sagrado castillo

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al que Dios en persona nos ha guiado

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Como dicen los ingleses

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Me sonaré las narices en su dirección

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Creían que podrían ganarnos

Available in 6 languages

Duration

43 seconds

Views

927

Timestamp in Movie

01:24:37

Uploaded

Feb 22, 2026

Genres

adventure, comedy, fantasy

Production

Python (Monty) Pictures Limited,Michael White Productions,National Film Trustee Company

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Movie Summary

King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.

Actors

King Arthur