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Please Am I rightI'm not interested It could be carried by an African swallowOh yes An African swallow maybe Not a European swallow That's my point
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

But then the African swallow's not migratory

1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?King Arthur:I'm not interested!Second Swallow-Savvy Guard:It could be carried by an African swallow.King Arthur:Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Oh yeah, an African swallow, maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.Second Swallow-Savvy Guard:But then the African swallow's not migratory

Full Transcript

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Please Am I right
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I'm not interested It could be carried by an African swallow
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Oh yes An African swallow maybe Not a European swallow That's my point
Available in 6 languages
Duration
14 seconds
Views
2,822
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:15
Uploaded
Feb 22, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, fantasy
Production
Python (Monty) Pictures Limited,Michael White Productions,National Film Trustee Company

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Movie Summary

King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.

Actors

Graham Chapman
King Arthur
Graham Chapman
John Cleese
Second Swallow-savvy Guard
John Cleese
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Bring out your deadNinepenceBring out your dead Here's...
- Bring out your dead. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:51
- Bring out your dead.
- Who's that, then? - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:08
- Who's that, then?
Old woman ManMan Sorry What knight lives in that castle over thereI'm 37 WhatI'm 37 I'm not old I can't just call you manYou could say Dennis I didn't know you were called DennisYou didn't bother to find outI did say sorry about the old woman but from - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:38
Old woman ManMan Sorry What knight lives in that castle over...
How do you doHow do you do good lady I am Arthur King of the BritonsWhose castle is that King of the whoThe Britons Who are the BritonsWe all are We're all Britons And I am your kingDidn't know we had a king I thought we were an autonomous - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:02
How do you doHow do you do good lady I am Arthur King of the...
I am your king I didn't vote for youYou don't vote for kings How did you become king thenThe Lady of the Lake her arm clad in the purest shimmering samiteheld aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the watersignifying by divine providence that I Arthur was to - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:37
I am your king I didn't vote for youYou don't vote...
You can't expect to wield supreme executive powerjust 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:08
You can't expect to wield supreme executive powerjust...
I mean if I went around saying I was an emperorbecause some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:09
I mean if I went around saying I was an emperorbecause some...
Shut up See the violence inherent in the systemHelp I'm being repressed Bloody peasantWhat a giveaway Did you hear thatThat's what I'm on about Did you see him repressing me - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:14
Shut up See the violence inherent in the systemHelp I'm...
You fight with the strength of many men Sir KnightI am Arthur King of the BritonsI seek the finest and bravest knights in the land to join me in CamelotYou have proved yourself worthy Will you join meYou make me sad So be it Come PatsyNone shall passWhat - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 02:06
You fight with the strength of many men Sir KnightI am...
You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:20
You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
I seek the finest and bravest knights in the land to join me in Camelot. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
I seek the finest and bravest knights in the land to join me...
You have proved yourself worthy. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06
You have proved yourself worthy.
You make me sad. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:28
You make me sad.
Now, stand aside, worthy adversary. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:15
Now, stand aside, worthy adversary.
Victory is mine. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:49
Victory is mine.
Look you stupid bastard You've got no arms leftYes I have LookJust a flesh wound - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:08
Look you stupid bastard You've got no arms leftYes I...
Right I'll do you for that You'll whatCome here What are you going to do Bleed on meI am invincible You're a loony - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:10
Right I'll do you for that You'll whatCome here...
All right, we'll call it a draw. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:16
All right, we'll call it a draw.
Pie Jesu DomineDona eis requiem - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:11
Pie Jesu DomineDona eis requiem