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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

And no singing! Go and get a glass of water

And no singing! Go and get a glass of water

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And no singing
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Go and get a glass of water
Available in 6 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
483
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:08
Uploaded
Feb 22, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, fantasy
Production
Python (Monty) Pictures Limited,Michael White Productions,National Film Trustee Company

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Movie Summary

King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.
- Well taken, Concorde! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:23
- Well taken, Concorde!
Message for you sir - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:04
Message for you sir
- Idiom, sir? - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:15
- Idiom, sir?
Fair one behold your humble servant Sir Lancelot of CamelotI have come to take I'm terribly sorry You got my noteI got a note You've come to rescue meWell no you see I knew someone wouldI knew that somewhere out there there must be someoneStop that Stop - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:52
Fair one behold your humble servant Sir Lancelot of CamelotI...
Who are you - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
Who are you
You only killed the bride's father I didn't mean toDidn't mean to You put your sword through his headOh dear is he all right You kicked the bride in the chest - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:11
You only killed the bride's father I didn't mean...
This is the main hall. We're having this made into one big living room. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:13
This is the main hall. We're having this made into one ...
Now, this is the main hall. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:09
Now, this is the main hall.
There he is Bloody hell - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
There he is Bloody hell
No please This is supposed to be a happy occasionLet's not bicker and argue about who killed who - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:11
No please This is supposed to be a happy occasionLet's...
For since her own father - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06
For since her own father
What Look the dead PrinceHe's not quite dead I feel much betterYou fell out of the tall tower you creepNo I was saved at the last minute HowI'll tell youNot like that Not like that - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:24
What Look the dead PrinceHe's not quite dead I feel...
Quickly, sir, come this way! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:13
Quickly, sir, come this way!
Old crone! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:33
Old crone!
Are you saying Ni to that old womanYesWhat sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladiesThere is a pestilence upon this land Nothing is sacredEven those who arrange shrubberies are under considerable economic stressat this - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:33
Are you saying Ni to that old womanYesWhat sad times are...
We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:09
We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni
We are now no longer the knights who say NiWe are now the knights who sayEkke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:13
We are now no longer the knights who say NiWe are now the...
We are now the knights who say - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:04
We are now the knights who say
What is this test knights who until recently said NiFirstly you must findanother shrubberyNot another shrubberyThen you must bring it here beside this shrubberyHigher so you get the two level effect with a path going down the middle - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:22
What is this test knights who until recently said NiFirstly...
There's some lovely filth down here - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:12
There's some lovely filth down here