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Bring out your dead

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Bring out your dead.- Here's one. Ninepence. - I'm not dead!- What? - Nothing. Here's your...

Monty Python and the Holy Grail • 1975

Bring out your dead.- Here's one. Ninepence. - I'm not dead!- What? - Nothing. Here's your ninepence.- I'm not dead! - He says he's not dead.- Yes, he is. - I'm not!- He isn't? - He will be soon. He's very ill.- I'm getting better! You'll be stone dead in a moment. I can't take him like that.It's against regulations. - I don't want to go on the cart.- Don't be such a baby. - I can't take him.- I feel fine. - Well, do us a favor.- I can't. Can you hang around a few minutes?He won't be long. Got to go to the Robinsons'.They've lost nine today. - When's your next round?- Thursday. - I think I'll go for a walk.- You're not fooling anyone, you know. - Isn't there something you can do?- I feel happy. - Thanks very much.- Not at all. See you on Thursday. Right

Full Transcript

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Bring out your dead Here's one

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Ninepence

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I'm not dead What

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Nothing Here's your ninepence I'm not dead

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He says he's not dead Yes he is

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I'm not He isn't

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He will be soon He's very ill I'm getting better

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You'll be stone dead in a moment

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I can't take him like that It's against regulations

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I don't want to go on the cart Don't be such a baby

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I can't take him I feel fine

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Well do us a favor I can't

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Can you hang around a few minutes He won't be long

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Got to go to the Robinsons' They've lost nine today

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When's your next round Thursday

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I think I'll go for a walk You're not fooling anyone you know

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Isn't there something you can do I feel happy

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Thanks very much Not at all See you on Thursday

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Right

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هذا واحد تسعة قروش

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أنا لم أمت ماذا

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لا شىء ها هى التسعة قروش أنا لم أمت

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هو يقول أنه لم يمت لا هو ميت

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لا لم أمت هو لم يمت

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سيموت قريبا فهو مريض إن حالتى تتحسن

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ستموت بعد مدة قصيرة

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أنا لا أ ستطيع أ خذه فهو ضد التعليمات

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أنا لا أ ريد الصعود إلى العربة لا تكن طفلا

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أنا لا أ ستطيع أ خذه أنا بخير

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اعمل معروف من أجلنا أنا لا أ ستطيع

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هل من الممكن أن تنتظر قليلا سيموت قريبا

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أنا يجب أ ن أ ذهب إلى عائلة روبنسن لقد فقدوا تسعة اليوم

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متى ستأتى المرة القادمة يوم الخميس

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أعتقد أنى سأتمشى فى هذه المدة أنت لا تستطيع خداع أحد

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ألا تستطيع عمل شىء أنا سعيد

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شكرا جزيلا العفو أراك يوم الخميس

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En voilà un 9 sous

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Je ne suis pas mort

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Voilà 9 sous

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Il dit qu'il n'est pas mort Il l'est

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Il ne l'est pas Il va l'être Il va très mal

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Je vais beaucoup mieux

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C'est l'affaire d'une minute

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Je ne peux pas le prendre

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Je veux pas aller dans la charrette

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Ne fais pas l'enfant

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Je peux pas le prendre

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Je vais très bien

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Fais nous une fleur Impossible

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Rien qu'une minute Ça ne va pas tarder

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On m'attend chez les Robinson Ils en ont 9

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Tu repasseras quand Jeudi

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J'ai envie de me promener

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Ça ne prend pas Il faut faire quelque chose

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Je suis heureux Je vais très bien

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Merci beaucoup

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Y a pas de quoi À jeudi

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Bringt eure Toten Hier ist einer

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Einen Silberling

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Ich bin nicht tot Was

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Nichts Hier ist dein Silberling Ich bin nicht tot

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Er sagt er ist nicht tot Doch ist er

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Bin ich nicht Er ist es nicht

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Aber bald Er ist todkrank Mir geht's schon besser

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Du wirst gleich mausetot sein

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So darf ich ihn nicht nehmen Gegen die Vorschriften

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Ich will nicht auf den Karren Sei nicht so kindisch

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Ich kann ihn nicht nehmen Mir geht's gut

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Tu mir den Gefallen Kann ich nicht

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Kannst du einen Moment warten Er ist gleich soweit

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Muss zu den Robinsons Die verloren heute neun Stück

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Wann kommst du wieder Donnerstag

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Ich gehe ein wenig spazieren Darauf fällt niemand rein weißt du

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Gibt es denn nichts was du tun kannst Ich bin glücklich

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Vielen Dank Keine Ursache Bis Donnerstag

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Gut

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Bынocитe мepтвeцoв Boт

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Дeвять пeнcoв

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Я нe мepтвeц Чтo

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Hичeгo Дepжитe дeвять пeнcoв Я нe мepтвeц

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Oн гoвopит чтo нe мepтвeц Heт мepтвeц

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Heт Oн нe мepтвeц

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Ho cкopo бyдeт Oн oчeнь бoлeн Mнe yжe лyчшe

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Cкopo ты cтaнeшь нacтoящим мepтвeцoм

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Я нe мoгy зaбpaть eгo Этo пpoтив пpaвил

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He xoчy нa тeлeгy Чтo зa peбячecтвo

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Я нe мoгy зaбpaть eгo Mнe xopoшo

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Cдeлaйтe oдoлжeниe He мoгy

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Bы нe мoгли бы пoдoждaть пapy минyт Этo нeнaдoлгo

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Mнe нyжнo к Poбинcoнaм Oни ceгoдня пoтepяли дeвятepыx

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Кoгдa вы eщe пpидeтe B чeтвepг

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Я гoтoв идти гyлять Кoгo ты xoчeшь oбмaнyть

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Bы ничeгo нe мoжeтe cдeлaть Mнe xopoшo

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Бoльшoe cпacибo He зa чтo Дo чeтвepгa

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Лaднo

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Aquí hay uno 9 peniques

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No estoy muerto Qué

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Nada Aquí tienes 9 peniques No estoy muerto

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Dice que no está muerto Sí lo está

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No lo estoy No lo está

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No lo está No tardará Está mal Voy mejorando

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Sabes que moriras en cualquier momento

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No puedo llevármelo Va contra las normas

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No quiero ir en el carro Pareces un bebé

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No puedo Me siento bien

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Haznos el favor No puedo

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Espera unos minutos No tardará

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Los Robinson han perdido a nueve hoy

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Y la próxima ronda El jueves

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Voy a dar un paseo No engañas a nadie

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No puedes hacer algo Me siento feliz

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Muchas gracias De nada te veré el jueves

Available in 6 languages

Duration

51 seconds

Views

4,380

Timestamp in Movie

00:07:50

Uploaded

Feb 22, 2026

Genres

adventure, comedy, fantasy

Production

Python (Monty) Pictures Limited,Michael White Productions,National Film Trustee Company

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Movie Summary

King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.