Bring out yer dead. Here's one. That'll be ninepence. I'm not dead. What? Nothing. There's...
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The Dead Collector:
Bring out yer dead.
[a man puts a body on the cart]
Large Man with Dead Body:
Here's one.
The Dead Collector:
That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector:
What?
Large Man with Dead Body:
Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector:
'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body:
Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I'm not.
The Dead Collector:
He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body:
Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body:
No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector:
Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body:
Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector:
I can't take him.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body:
Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector:
I can't.
Large Man with Dead Body:
Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
The Dead Collector:
I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Body:
Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Collector:
Thursday.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man with Dead Body:
You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]
Large Man with Dead Body:
Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Collector:
Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Body:
Right.
Transcript
Bring out your dead!
Ninepence.
- Bring out your dead.
- Here's one.
Ninepence.
- I'm not dead!
- What?
- Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
- I'm not dead!
- He says he's not dead.
- Yes, he is.
- I'm not!
- He isn't?
- He will be soon. He's very ill.
- I'm getting better!
You'll be stone dead in a moment.
I can't take him like that.
It's against regulations.
- I don't want to go on the cart.
- Don't be such a baby.
- I can't take him.
- I feel fine.
- Well, do us a favor.
- I can't.
Can you hang around a few minutes?
He won't be long.
Got to go to the Robinsons'.
They've lost nine today.
- When's your next round?
- Thursday.
- I think I'll go for a walk.
- You're not fooling anyone, you know.
- Isn't there something you can do?
- I feel happy.
- Thanks very much.
- Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Right.
- Who's that, then?
- I don't know. Must be a king.
- Why?
- He hasn't got shit all over him.
- Old woman!
- Man!
Man. Sorry.
What knight lives in that castle over there?
Clip duration: 142 seconds
Views: 373
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: adventure, comedy, fantasy
Summary: King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.
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00:32 If he will give us food and shelter for the night
00:16 There are some who call me
00:40 I'm not a witch
01:04 King of the Britons
00:12 This is supposed to be a happy occasion
01:43 What knight lives in that castle over there
01:08 We're knights of the Round Table
00:18 Is there someone else up there we can talk to
00:07 You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest
00:21 We live in a bloody swamp
00:42 Follow only if ye be men of valor
00:57 What is that
01:10 I have seen it
00:21 You don't frighten us
00:23 Cut down a tree with a herring
00:22 Escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless
00:21 You only killed the bride's father
00:15 I warned you
00:56 Am I right
00:31 A year passed