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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know

Bridgekeeper:Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.Sir Lancelot:Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.Bridgekeeper:What... is your name?Sir Lancelot:My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.Bridgekeeper:What... is your quest?Sir Lancelot:To seek the Holy Grail.Bridgekeeper:What... is your favourite colour?Sir Lancelot:Blue.Bridgekeeper:Go on. Off you go.Sir Lancelot:Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.Sir Robin:That's easy.Bridgekeeper:Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.Sir Robin:Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.Bridgekeeper:What... is your name?Sir Robin:Sir Robin of Camelot.Bridgekeeper:What... is your quest?Sir Robin:To seek the Holy Grail.Bridgekeeper:What... is the capital of Assyria?Sir Robin:I don't know that.Sir Robin:Auuuuuuuugh.Bridgekeeper:Stop. What... is your name?Galahad:Sir Galahad of Camelot.Bridgekeeper:What... is your quest?Galahad:I seek the Grail.Bridgekeeper:What... is your favourite colour?Galahad:Blue. No, yel...Galahad:auuuuuuuugh.Bridgekeeper:Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?King Arthur:It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.Bridgekeeper:What... is your quest?King Arthur:To seek the Holy Grail.Bridgekeeper:What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?King Arthur:What do you mean? An African or European swallow?Bridgekeeper:Huh? I... I don't know that.Bridgekeeper:Auuuuuuuugh.Sir Bedevere:How do know so much about swallows?King Arthur:Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know

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Stop
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Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three
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Ere the other side he see
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Ask me the questions bridgekeeper I'm not afraid
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What is your name My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot
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What is your quest
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To seek the Holy Grail
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What is your favorite color
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Blue Right Off you go
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Well thank you very much
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That's easy
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Stop
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Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three
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Ere the other side he see
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Ask me the questions bridgekeeper I'm not afraid
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What is your name Sir Robin of Camelot
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What is your quest To seek the Holy Grail
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What is the capital of Assyria
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I don't know that
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Stop
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What is your name Sir Galahad of Camelot
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What is your quest I seek the Grail
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What is your favorite color Blue
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No Yellow
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Stop
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What is your name It is Arthur King of the Britons
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What is your quest To seek the Holy Grail
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What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow
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What do you mean An African or European swallow
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I don't know that
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How do you know so much about swallows
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You have to know these things when you're a king
Available in 6 languages
Duration
130 seconds
Views
3,161
Timestamp in Movie
01:19:12
Uploaded
Feb 22, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, fantasy
Production
Python (Monty) Pictures Limited,Michael White Productions,National Film Trustee Company

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Movie Summary

King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.

Actors

Graham Chapman
King Arthur
Graham Chapman
John Cleese
Second Swallow-savvy Guard
John Cleese
Stop! Who approacheth the Bridge of Death, must answer me these questions three. Ere the other side - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:29
Stop! Who approacheth the Bridge of Death, must answer me...
Stop! - What is your name? - Sir Galahad of Camelot. - What is your quest? - I seek the Grail. - What is your favorite color? - Blue. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:18
Stop! - What is your name? - Sir Galahad of Camelot. - What...
Stop! - What is your name? - It is Arthur, King of the Britons. - What is your quest? - To seek the Holy Grail. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:22
Stop! - What is your name? - It is Arthur, King of the...
How do you know so much about swallows? - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:08
How do you know so much about swallows?
Lancelot! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:15
Lancelot!
The Castle "Aaargh". - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
The Castle "Aaargh".
Almighty Godwe thank thee that thou hast vouchsafed to us the most holyJesus ChristHello stuffy English knightsand Monsieur Arthur King who has the brain of a duck you knowSo we French fellows outwit you a second timeHow dare you profane this place with - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:43
Almighty Godwe thank thee that thou hast vouchsafed to us...
How dare you profane this place with your presence - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:05
How dare you profane this place with your presence
With your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06
With your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior
I wave my private parts at your auntiesYou cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:10
I wave my private parts at your auntiesYou cheesy lot of...
In the name of the Lordwe demand entrance to this sacred castleNo chance English bed wetting typesI burst my pimples at you and call your door opening request a silly thingYou tiny brained wipers of other people's bottoms - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:19
In the name of the Lordwe demand entrance to this sacred...
Depart at this time and don't be approaching any moreor we fire arrows into your heads and make castanets out of your testicles - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:10
Depart at this time and don't be approaching any moreor...
Walk away just ignore them - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:04
Walk away just ignore them
And now remain gone illegitimate faced bugger folk - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06
And now remain gone illegitimate faced bugger folk
- We shall attack at once! - Yes, my Liege. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
- We shall attack at once! - Yes, my Liege.
We shall attack at once Yes my liegeStand by for attackFrench personsToday the blood of many a valiant knight shall be avengedIn the name of God we shall not stop our fighttill each one of you lies dead and the Holy Grailreturns to those whom God has - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 02:20
We shall attack at once Yes my liegeStand by for...
French persons! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:25
French persons!
- Put him in the van. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:13
- Put him in the van.