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Get the sword out I want to cut his head offCut your own head off Yes do us all a favorWhat Yapping on all the timeYou're lucky you're not next to him What do you meanYou snore I don'tYou've got bad

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail • 1975

Left Head:Quick, get the sword out. I want to cut his head off.Right Head:Cut your own head off.Middle Head:Yes, do us all a favor.Left Head:What?Right Head:Yapping on all the time.Middle Head: You're lucky you're not next to him.Left Head:What do you mean?Middle Head: You snore.Left Head: Ooh, I don't. Anyway, you've got bad breath.Middle Head: Well, it's only because you don't brush my teeth.Right Head:Oh, stop bitching and let's go and have tea.Left Head:All right! We'll kill him first, and then have tea and biscuits.Middle Head:Yes.Right Head:Not biscuits.Left Head:Alright, not biscuits, but let's kill him anyway.Left Head, Right Head, Middle Head:Right

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Get the sword out I want to cut his head off

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Cut your own head off Yes do us all a favor

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What Yapping on all the time

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You're lucky you're not next to him What do you mean

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You snore I don't

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You've got bad breath Only because you don't brush my teeth

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Stop bitching and let's go and have tea

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All right We'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits

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Yes Not biscuits

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All right Not biscuits But let's kill him anyway

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Right

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اخرج السيف أنا أ ريد قطع رأسه

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فلتقطع رأسك لتريحنا

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أنت محظوظ أنك لست بجانبه

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ماذا تعنى أنت تشخر

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أنا لا أقوم بذلك على أى حال أنت رائحة فم ك كريهة

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لأنك لا تنظ ف أسنانى توق فوا دعونا نشرب شاى

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حسنا سنقتله أولا ثم نشرب شاى و نأكل بسكويت

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ليس بسكويت حسنا ليس بسكويت

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دعنا نقتله على أية حال حسنا

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Dégaine que je lui coupe la tête

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T'as qu'à couper la tienne

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Oui aie un bon mouvement

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Toujours à brailler

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Et encore t'es pas à côté de lui

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Qu'insinues tu Tu ronfles

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Pas vrai

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Et toi tu as mauvaise haleine

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Tu ne me laves jamais les dents

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Ça suffit Allons prendre le thé

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Oui du thé et des biscuits Après l'avoir tué

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Non pas de biscuits

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Bon pas de biscuits mais tuons le quand même

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Du auch

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Holt das Schwert Ich will den Kopf abschneiden

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Schneide deinen eigenen Kopf ab Ja tu uns den Gefallen

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Was Mit deinem ewigen Gequatsche

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Sei froh dass nicht du neben ihm bist Was meinst du

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Du schnarchst Tu ich nicht

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Du hast Mundgeruch Nur weil du meine Zähne nicht putzt

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Hört auf zu maulen Gehen wir Tee trinken

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Gut Wir töten ihn zuerst und nehmen dann Tee und Gebäck

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Ja Kein Gebäck

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Na gut Kein Gebäck Aber töten wir ihn trotzdem

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Gut

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Bыmaщи мeч Я xoчy ompyбиmь eмy гoлoвy

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Ceбe лyчшe ompyби Дa cдeлaй нaм вceм oдoлжeниe

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Чmo Oн вce вpeмя гoвopиm глyпocmи

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Tы xomь нe c ним pядoм cпишь B кaкoм cмыcлe

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Tы xpaпишь Heпpaвдa

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A y meбя изo pma вoняem Taк пoчиcmи мнe зyбы

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Хвamиm coбaчиmьcя дaвaйme лyчшe выпьeм чaю

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Cнaчaлa yбьeм eгo a пomoм пoйдeм пиmь чaй c пeчeньeм

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Лaднo Бeз пeчeнья

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Хopoшo Бeз пeчeнья Ho cнaчaлa yбьeм eгo

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Лaднo

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Rápido córtenle la cabeza

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Córtate la tuya Haznos ese favor

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No paras de parlotear Y tú no estás a su lado

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Qué quieres decir Roncas

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Y tú tienes mal aliento

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Porque no lavas mis dientes Déjenlo y tomemos el té

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Bien primero lo matamos y luego un té con galletas

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Galletas no

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Pero lo matamos de todos modos

Available in 6 languages

Duration

30 seconds

Views

920

Timestamp in Movie

00:34:40

Uploaded

Feb 22, 2026

Genres

adventure, comedy, fantasy

Production

Python (Monty) Pictures Limited,Michael White Productions,National Film Trustee Company

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Movie Summary

King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.