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How dare you profane this place with your presence
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

How dare you profane this place with your presence!

King Arthur:
How dare you profane this place with your presence!

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How dare you profane this place with your presence
Available in 6 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
1,503
Timestamp in Movie
01:24:56
Uploaded
Feb 22, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, fantasy
Production
Python (Monty) Pictures Limited,Michael White Productions,National Film Trustee Company

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Movie Summary

King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.

Actors

Graham Chapman
King Arthur
Graham Chapman
With your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06
With your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior
I wave my private parts at your auntiesYou cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:10
I wave my private parts at your auntiesYou cheesy lot of...
In the name of the Lordwe demand entrance to this sacred castleNo chance English bed wetting typesI burst my pimples at you and call your door opening request a silly thingYou tiny brained wipers of other people's bottoms - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:19
In the name of the Lordwe demand entrance to this sacred...
Depart at this time and don't be approaching any moreor we fire arrows into your heads and make castanets out of your testicles - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:10
Depart at this time and don't be approaching any moreor...
Walk away just ignore them - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:04
Walk away just ignore them
And now remain gone illegitimate faced bugger folk - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06
And now remain gone illegitimate faced bugger folk
- We shall attack at once! - Yes, my Liege. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
- We shall attack at once! - Yes, my Liege.
We shall attack at once Yes my liegeStand by for attackFrench personsToday the blood of many a valiant knight shall be avengedIn the name of God we shall not stop our fighttill each one of you lies dead and the Holy Grailreturns to those whom God has - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 02:20
We shall attack at once Yes my liegeStand by for...
French persons! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:25
French persons!
- Put him in the van. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:13
- Put him in the van.