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How do you doHow do you do good lady I am Arthur King of the BritonsWhose castle is that King of the whoThe Britons Who are the BritonsWe all are We're all Britons And I am your kingDidn't know we had

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Order, eh? Who does he think he is?

Monty Python and the Holy Grail • 1975

Woman:Oh. How do you do?King Arthur:How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Whose castle is that?Woman:King of the who?King Arthur:King of the Britons.Woman:Who are the Britons?King Arthur:Well, we all are. We are all Britons. And I am your king.Woman:I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.Dennis:You're foolin' yourself! We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working class...Woman:Oh, there you go bringing class into it again.Dennis:Well, that's what it's all about! If only people would...King Arthur:Please, please, good people, I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?Woman:No one lives there.King Arthur:Then who is your lord?Woman:We don't have a lord.Dennis:I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week...King Arthur:Yes...Dennis:...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...King Arthur:Yes I see...Dennis:...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs...King Arthur:Be quiet!Dennis:...but by a two thirds majority in the case of...King Arthur:Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!Woman:Order, eh? Who does he think he is?

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How do you do

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How do you do good lady I am Arthur King of the Britons

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Whose castle is that King of the who

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The Britons Who are the Britons

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We all are We're all Britons And I am your king

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Didn't know we had a king I thought we were an autonomous collective

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You're fooling yourself We're living in a dictatorship

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A self perpetuating autocracy in which the working class

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There you go Bringing class into it again

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That's what it's all about If only people Please good people I am in haste

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Who lives in that castle

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No one lives there Who is your lord

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We don't have a lord What

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I told you We're an anarcho syndicalist commune

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We take turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week

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Yes But all the decisions of that officer

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are ratified at a biweekly meeting Yes I see

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By a majority in the case of internal affairs Be quiet

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By a two thirds majority in the case of Be quiet I order you to be quiet

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Order Who does he think he is

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كيف حالك كيف حالك يا سيدتى

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أ نا آرثر ملك البريطانيين لمن تلك القلعة

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ملك من البريطانيون

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من هم البريطانيون كلنا بريطانيون و أ نا ملككم

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أنا لم أ عرف بأننا عندنا ملك اعتقدت أننا مستقلون

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أنت تخدعى نفسك نحن نعيش فى دكتاتورية

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أى حكومة تكون بها الطبقات العاملة

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أنت تتكلم عن الطبقات العاملة مرة أخرى

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الطبقات العاملة تمثل كل شىء

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من فضلكم أيها الناس الطيبون أ نا فى عجلة من أمرى من يعيش فى تلك القلعة

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لا أحد يعيش هناك

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من حاكمكم ليس لدينا حاكم

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ماذا

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نحن نتناوب

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فكل واحد منا يصبح ضابط تنفيذى لإسبوع

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و كل قرارات الضابط تنفذ

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فى إجتماع خاص نصف شهرى لقد فهمت

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من قبل أغلبية بسيطة فى حالة الشؤون الداخلية

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اصمت

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آمرك بأن تصمت تأمر من تعتقد نفسك

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أ نا ملكك أنا لم أ صوت لصالحك

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Comment allez vous Gente dame

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je suis Arthur roi des Anglais

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À qui est ce château Roi de quoi

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Des Anglais Qui c'est ça

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Nous sommes tous Anglais Et je suis votre roi

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Je croyais qu'on était une collectivité autonome

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Des nèfles C'est un régime autocratique

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dans lequel les classes laborieuses

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Te voilà reparti avec ta lutte des classes

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C'est pourtant le problème Si le prolétariat

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Je vous en prie braves gens Je dois me hâter

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Qui vit dans ce château

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Personne

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Qui est votre seigneur On n'a pas de seigneur

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Nous sommes une commune anarcho syndicaliste

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Chacun exerce à son tour les fonctions

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d'officier de semaine

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dont les décisions sont ratifiées

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par un scrutin bi hebdomadaire

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à la majorité simple pour les affaires courantes

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Du calme

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Et à celle des 2 3 quand

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Je vous ordonne de vous calmer

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Pour qui se prend il

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Guten Tag

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Guten Tag gute Frau Ich bin Artus König der Briten

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Wessen Schloss ist dies König von wem

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König der Briten Wer sind die Briten

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Wir alle Wir sind alle Briten Und ich bin euer König

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Wir sollen 'nen König haben Wir sind doch ein autonomes Kollektiv

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Du machst dir was vor Wir leben in einer Diktatur

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Eine sich selbst erhaltende Autokratie wo die Arbeiter

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Schon wieder bringst du Klassenunterschiede ein

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Darum geht es aber doch Wenn Leute Bitte gute Leute Ich bin in Eile

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Wer lebt in diesem Schloss

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Dort lebt niemand Wer ist euer Herr

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Wir haben keinen Herrn Was

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Sag ich doch Wir sind 'ne anarcho syndikalistische Kommune

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Wir rotieren das Amt des ausführenden Beamten wöchentlich

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Ja Aber alle seine Entscheidungen

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werden zweiwöchentlich ratifiziert Ja ich verstehe

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Einfache Mehrheit für Fragen des Inneren Sei still

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Zwei Drittel Mehrheit im Fall von Sei still Ich befehle es dir

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Befehlen Was glaubt er wer er ist

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Здpaвcтвyйтe

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Здpaвcтвyйтe дoбpaя жeнщинa Я Apтyp кopoль бpиттoв

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Чeй этo зaмoк Кoгo кopoль

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Бpиттoв A ктo этo

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Mы вce Mы вce бpитты A я вaш кopoль

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He знaлa чтo y нac ecть кopoль Booбщe тo y нac aвтoнoмия

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Tы oбмaнывaeшь ceбя Mы живeм пpи диктaтype

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Aбcoлютнaя влacть кoтopaя нe дaeт paбoчeмy клaccy

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Oпять ты o клaccax

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Hy дa Ecли бы тoлькo люди Пoжaлyйcтa Я cпeшy

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Ктo живeт в этoм зaмкe

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Hиктo Ктo вaш гocпoдин

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У нac нeт гocпoдинa Чтo

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Я жe гoвopил Этo aнapxo cиндикaлиcтcкaя кoммyнa

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Кaждый из нac пo oчepeди cтaнoвитcя нaчaльникoм

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Дa Ho вce eгo peшeния yтвepждaeт

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eжeнeдeльнoe coбpaниe Пoнимaю

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Бoльшинcтвoм пpи мeлкиx дeлax Зaмoлчи

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Двyмя тpeтями в cлyчae Зaмoлчи Я пpикaзывaю тeбe

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Пpикaзывaю Кeм oн ceбя вoзoмнил

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Para que haya progreso Abajo hay una basura estupenda

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Hola Qué tal buena mujer

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Soy Arturo rey de los britones De quién es el castillo

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Rey de qué De los britones

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Quiénes son esos

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Todos lo somos Somos britones Soy su rey

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No lo sabía Creí que éramos una colectividad autónoma

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Te engañas Vivimos en una dictadura

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una autocracia autoperpetuadora en que la clase obrera

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Otra vez hablando de clases

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De eso se trata todo esto

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Por favor tengo prisa Quién vive en el castillo

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Nadie vive ahí

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Entonces quién es su Rey No tenemos un Rey

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Qué

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Somos una comunidad anárquica

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Tomamos turnos semanales para actuar como oficiales ejecutivos

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Pero las decisiones son ratificadas

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en asamblea quincenal

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Por mayoría simple en temas

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o de dos tercios en el caso de Silencio

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Te ordeno que te calles Ordena Quién cree que es

Available in 6 languages

Duration

62 seconds

Views

428

Timestamp in Movie

00:09:54

Uploaded

Feb 22, 2026

Genres

adventure, comedy, fantasy

Production

Python (Monty) Pictures Limited,Michael White Productions,National Film Trustee Company

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Movie Summary

King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.