How does it... um... how does it work? I know not, my liege. Consult the Book of...
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[Holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch]
King Arthur:
How does it... um... how does it work?
Sir Lancelot:
I know not, my liege.
King Arthur:
Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric:
[reading]
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu...
Brother Maynard:
Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric:
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard:
Amen.
All:
Amen.
King Arthur:
Right. One... two... five!
Galahad:
Three, sir.
King Arthur:
Three!
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How does it
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How does it work
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I know not my liege Consult the Book of Armaments
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Armaments 2 9 21
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And St Attila raised the hand grenade up on high saying
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'O Lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest
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'blow thine enemies to tiny bits in thy mercy '
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And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon
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the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans
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and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and
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Skip a bit Brother
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The Lord spake saying 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin
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'then shalt thou count to three no more no less
Clip duration: 56 seconds
Views: 562
Timestamp in movie: 01h 13m 15s
Uploaded: 18 November, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy, fantasy
Summary: King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.
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00:19 I don't want to talk to you no more
04:23 Who goes there
00:17 I don't think I was
00:18 You stupid bastard
00:34 Make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I...
00:18 Can we come up and have a look
00:27 Brave Sir Robin ran away
00:20 Must be a king
00:11 I'll do you for that
00:13 We are now the Knights who say
00:54 There he is
00:20 Come and see the violence inherent in the system
00:31 That's enough music for now
00:19 It's only a model
00:06 On second thought
00:19 Sir Bedevere
00:19 We'll call it a draw
02:22 Bring out yer dead
00:32 If he will give us food and shelter for the night