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Fair one behold your humble servant Sir Lancelot of CamelotI have come to take I'm terribly sorry You got my noteI got a note You've come to rescue meWell no you see I knew someone wouldI knew that
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Well, I can understand that

Sir Lancelot: Oh, fair one, behold, I am you humble servant Sir Launcelot. I have come to takeSir Lancelot:Oh, I'm terribly sorry!Prince Herbert:You got my note!Sir Lancelot:Uh, well, I got a note.Prince Herbert:You've come to rescue me! I knew someone would! I knew that somewhere out there, there must be someone whoKing of Swamp Castle:Stop that! Stop it! Stop it!King of Swamp Castle:Who are you?Prince Herbert:I'm your son!King of Swamp Castle:No, not you!Sir Lancelot:I am Sir Launcelot, sir.Prince Herbert:He's come to rescue me, father!Sir Lancelot:Well, let's not jump to conclusions.King of Swamp Castle:Did you kill all those guards?Sir Lancelot:Um... oh, yes! Sorry.King of Swamp Castle:They cost fifty pounds each!Sir Lancelot:Well, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady.King of Swamp Castle:Well, I can understand that

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Fair one behold your humble servant Sir Lancelot of Camelot
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I have come to take I'm terribly sorry You got my note
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I got a note You've come to rescue me
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Well no you see I knew someone would
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I knew that somewhere out there there must be someone
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Stop that Stop it
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Who are you
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I'm your son No not you
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I'm Sir Lancelot sir He's come to rescue me Father
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Let's not jump to conclusions Did you kill all those guards
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Yes Sorry
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They cost 50 pounds each I'm awfully sorry
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Don't be afraid of him Sir Lancelot I've got a rope ready
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You killed eight wedding guests and all
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Well you see I thought your son was a lady
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I can understand that
Available in 6 languages
Duration
52 seconds
Views
6,382
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:57
Uploaded
Feb 22, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, fantasy
Production
Python (Monty) Pictures Limited,Michael White Productions,National Film Trustee Company

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Movie Summary

King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.

Actors

John Cleese
Second Swallow-savvy Guard
John Cleese
Who are you - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
Who are you
You only killed the bride's father I didn't mean toDidn't mean to You put your sword through his headOh dear is he all right You kicked the bride in the chest - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:11
You only killed the bride's father I didn't mean...
This is the main hall. We're having this made into one big living room. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:13
This is the main hall. We're having this made into one ...
Now, this is the main hall. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:09
Now, this is the main hall.
There he is Bloody hell - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
There he is Bloody hell
No please This is supposed to be a happy occasionLet's not bicker and argue about who killed who - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:11
No please This is supposed to be a happy occasionLet's...
For since her own father - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06
For since her own father
What Look the dead PrinceHe's not quite dead I feel much betterYou fell out of the tall tower you creepNo I was saved at the last minute HowI'll tell youNot like that Not like that - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:24
What Look the dead PrinceHe's not quite dead I feel...
Quickly, sir, come this way! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:13
Quickly, sir, come this way!
Old crone! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:33
Old crone!
Are you saying Ni to that old womanYesWhat sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladiesThere is a pestilence upon this land Nothing is sacredEven those who arrange shrubberies are under considerable economic stressat this - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:33
Are you saying Ni to that old womanYesWhat sad times are...
We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:09
We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni
We are now no longer the knights who say NiWe are now the knights who sayEkke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:13
We are now no longer the knights who say NiWe are now the...
We are now the knights who say - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:04
We are now the knights who say
What is this test knights who until recently said NiFirstly you must findanother shrubberyNot another shrubberyThen you must bring it here beside this shrubberyHigher so you get the two level effect with a path going down the middle - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:22
What is this test knights who until recently said NiFirstly...
There's some lovely filth down here - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:12
There's some lovely filth down here
You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forestwith a herring - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:09
You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forestwith a...
Cut down a tree with a herring It can't be doneDon't say that word What wordI cannot tell Suffice to sayit's one of the words the knights of Ni cannot hearHow can we not say the word if you don't tell us what it isHe did it again What IsNo not is You - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:23
Cut down a tree with a herring It can't be...
He's jacking it in and packing it up And sneaking away and buggering offAnd chickening out and pissing a pot Yes bravely he is throwing in the sponge - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:11
He's jacking it in and packing it up And sneaking away...
And so Arthur and Bedevere and Sir Robin set out on their search to find the enchanter of whom the old man had spoken in Scene 24. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:18
And so Arthur and Bedevere and Sir Robin set out on their...