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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

If you do not agree to my commands,then I shall... Jesus Christ! Right! Charge!

If you do not agree to my commands,
then I shall... Jesus Christ! Right! Charge!

Full Transcript

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If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall...
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Jesus Christ!
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Right!
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Charge!
Duration
17 seconds
Views
299
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:23
Uploaded
Jan 17, 2025
Genres
adventure, comedy, fantasy
Production
Python (Monty) Pictures Limited,Michael White Productions,National Film Trustee Company

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Movie Summary

King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.
Jesus Christ - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:03
Jesus Christ
Filthy fiends. I'll tear them apart. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:08
Filthy fiends. I'll tear them apart.
- Fiends! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:08
- Fiends!
Un cadeau WhatA present Un cadeauOui allons y Let's go - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
Un cadeau WhatA present Un cadeauOui allons y Let's go
- Un cadeau. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
- Un cadeau.
- What? - A present. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
- What? - A present.
What happens nowWell now Lancelot Galahad and I wait until nightfalland then leap out of the rabbit taking the French by surpriseNot only by surprise but totally unarmedWho leaps outLancelot Galahad and Ileap out of the rabbitLook If we built this large - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:33
What happens nowWell now Lancelot Galahad and I wait until...
Well now Lancelot Galahad and I wait until nightfalland then leap out of the rabbit taking the French by surpriseNot only by surprise but totally unarmed - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:15
Well now Lancelot Galahad and I wait until nightfalland then...
Look. If we built this large, wooden badger... - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06
Look. If we built this large, wooden badger...
Run away - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:04
Run away
Bravely bold Sir Robin Rode forth from CamelotHe was not afraid to die O Brave Sir RobinHe was not at all afraid To be killed in nasty waysBrave brave brave brave Sir RobinHe was not in the least bit scared To be mashed into a pulpOr to have his eyes - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:51
Bravely bold Sir Robin Rode forth from CamelotHe was not...
He was not in the least bit scared To be mashed into a pulpOr to have his eyes gouged out And his elbows brokenTo have his kneecaps split And his body burned awayAnd his limbs all hacked and mangled Brave Sir RobinHis head smashed in And his heart cut - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:30
He was not in the least bit scared To be mashed into a...
Dennis forget about freedom Don't drop that mud - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:05
Dennis forget about freedom Don't drop that mud
Halt Who art thouHe is brave Sir Robin brave Sir RobinShut upNobody really I was just passing throughWhat do you wantTo fight and Shut upNothing Nothing reallyJust to pass through good Sir Knight I'm afraid not - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:24
Halt Who art thouHe is brave Sir Robin brave Sir RobinShut...
Get the sword out I want to cut his head offCut your own head off Yes do us all a favorWhat Yapping on all the timeYou're lucky you're not next to him What do you meanYou snore I don'tYou've got bad breath Only because you don't brush my teethStop - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:30
Get the sword out I want to cut his head offCut your own...
Brave Sir Robin ran awayNoBravely ran away awayI didn'tWhen danger reared its ugly head He bravely turned his tail and fledYes Brave Sir Robin turned about And gallantly he chickened outBravely taking to his feet He beat a very brave retreatBravest of the - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:23
Brave Sir Robin ran awayNoBravely ran away awayI...
"The Tale of Sir Galahad." - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:05
"The Tale of Sir Galahad."
Open the door. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:10
Open the door.
Welcome gentle Sir Knight Welcome to the Castle AnthraxThe Castle Anthrax YesIt's not a very good name is itBut we are nice and we will attend to your every every need - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:17
Welcome gentle Sir Knight Welcome to the Castle AnthraxThe...
You would not be so ungallant as to refuse our hospitality - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06
You would not be so ungallant as to refuse our hospitality