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Don't grovel If there's one thing I can't stand it's people groveling
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

If it's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling

God:If it's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling

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Don't grovel If there's one thing I can't stand it's people groveling
Available in 6 languages
Duration
6 seconds
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1,982
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:58
Uploaded
Feb 22, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, fantasy
Production
Python (Monty) Pictures Limited,Michael White Productions,National Film Trustee Company

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Movie Summary

King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.
Every time I talk to someone it's sorry this and forgive me thatand I'm not worthy - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
Every time I talk to someone it's sorry this and...
What are you doing now I'm averting my eyes Oh LordDon't It's like those miserable psalms They're so depressingNow knock it off Yes Lord - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:11
What are you doing now I'm averting my eyes Oh...
Right Arthur King of the BritonsYour knights of the Round Table shall have a taskto make them an example in these dark timesGood idea Oh Lord Course it's a good idea - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:14
Right Arthur King of the BritonsYour knights of the Round...
- A blessing from the Lord. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06
- A blessing from the Lord.
Go and tell your master that we have been charged by Godwith a sacred quest If he will give us food and shelter for the nighthe can join us in our quest for the Holy GrailWell I'll ask him but I don't think he'll be very keenHe's already got one you - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:29
Go and tell your master that we have been charged by Godwith...
Can we come up and have a look Of course not You are English typesWell what are you then I'm FrenchWhy do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly kingWhat are you doing in England Mind your own business - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:18
Can we come up and have a look Of course not You are English...
You don't frighten us English pig dogsGo and boil your bottoms sons of a silly personI blow my nose at you so called Arthur KingYou and all your silly English knights - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:18
You don't frighten us English pig dogsGo and boil your...
What a strange person - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:10
What a strange person
- What a strange person. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:54
- What a strange person.
I don't want to talk to you no moreyou empty headed animal food trough wiperI fart in your general directionYour mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:17
I don't want to talk to you no moreyou empty headed...
If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall... - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:17
If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall...
Jesus Christ - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:03
Jesus Christ
Filthy fiends. I'll tear them apart. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:08
Filthy fiends. I'll tear them apart.
- Fiends! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:08
- Fiends!
- Un cadeau. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
- Un cadeau.
Un cadeau WhatA present Un cadeauOui allons y Let's go - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
Un cadeau WhatA present Un cadeauOui allons y Let's go
- What? - A present. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
- What? - A present.
What happens nowWell now Lancelot Galahad and I wait until nightfalland then leap out of the rabbit taking the French by surpriseNot only by surprise but totally unarmedWho leaps outLancelot Galahad and Ileap out of the rabbitLook If we built this large - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:33
What happens nowWell now Lancelot Galahad and I wait until...
Well now Lancelot Galahad and I wait until nightfalland then leap out of the rabbit taking the French by surpriseNot only by surprise but totally unarmed - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:15
Well now Lancelot Galahad and I wait until nightfalland then...
Look. If we built this large, wooden badger... - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06
Look. If we built this large, wooden badger...