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Go and tell your master that we have been charged by Godwith a sacred quest If he will give us food and shelter for the nighthe can join us in our quest for the Holy GrailWell I'll ask him but I don't
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Oh yes, it's very nice!

King Arthur:
Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.French Soldier:Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.King Arthur:What?Sir Galahad:He said they've already got one!King Arthur:Are you sure he's got one?French Soldier:Oh yes, it's very nice!

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Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God
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with a sacred quest If he will give us food and shelter for the night
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he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail
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Well I'll ask him but I don't think he'll be very keen
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He's already got one you see
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What He says they've already got one
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Are you sure he's got one Oh yes It's very nice
Available in 6 languages
Duration
29 seconds
Views
2,750
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:27
Uploaded
Feb 22, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, fantasy
Production
Python (Monty) Pictures Limited,Michael White Productions,National Film Trustee Company

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Movie Summary

King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.

Actors

Graham Chapman
King Arthur
Graham Chapman
Can we come up and have a look Of course not You are English typesWell what are you then I'm FrenchWhy do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly kingWhat are you doing in England Mind your own business - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:18
Can we come up and have a look Of course not You are English...
You don't frighten us English pig dogsGo and boil your bottoms sons of a silly personI blow my nose at you so called Arthur KingYou and all your silly English knights - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:18
You don't frighten us English pig dogsGo and boil your...
- What a strange person. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:54
- What a strange person.
What a strange person - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:10
What a strange person
I don't want to talk to you no moreyou empty headed animal food trough wiperI fart in your general directionYour mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:17
I don't want to talk to you no moreyou empty headed...
If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall... - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:17
If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall...
Jesus Christ - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:03
Jesus Christ
Filthy fiends. I'll tear them apart. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:08
Filthy fiends. I'll tear them apart.
- Fiends! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:08
- Fiends!
Un cadeau WhatA present Un cadeauOui allons y Let's go - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
Un cadeau WhatA present Un cadeauOui allons y Let's go
- Un cadeau. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
- Un cadeau.
- What? - A present. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
- What? - A present.
What happens nowWell now Lancelot Galahad and I wait until nightfalland then leap out of the rabbit taking the French by surpriseNot only by surprise but totally unarmedWho leaps outLancelot Galahad and Ileap out of the rabbitLook If we built this large - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:33
What happens nowWell now Lancelot Galahad and I wait until...
Well now Lancelot Galahad and I wait until nightfalland then leap out of the rabbit taking the French by surpriseNot only by surprise but totally unarmed - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:15
Well now Lancelot Galahad and I wait until nightfalland then...
Look. If we built this large, wooden badger... - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06
Look. If we built this large, wooden badger...
Run away - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:04
Run away
Bravely bold Sir Robin Rode forth from CamelotHe was not afraid to die O Brave Sir RobinHe was not at all afraid To be killed in nasty waysBrave brave brave brave Sir RobinHe was not in the least bit scared To be mashed into a pulpOr to have his eyes - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:51
Bravely bold Sir Robin Rode forth from CamelotHe was not...
He was not in the least bit scared To be mashed into a pulpOr to have his eyes gouged out And his elbows brokenTo have his kneecaps split And his body burned awayAnd his limbs all hacked and mangled Brave Sir RobinHis head smashed in And his heart cut - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:30
He was not in the least bit scared To be mashed into a...
Dennis forget about freedom Don't drop that mud - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:05
Dennis forget about freedom Don't drop that mud
Halt Who art thouHe is brave Sir Robin brave Sir RobinShut upNobody really I was just passing throughWhat do you wantTo fight and Shut upNothing Nothing reallyJust to pass through good Sir Knight I'm afraid not - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:24
Halt Who art thouHe is brave Sir Robin brave Sir RobinShut...