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Right I'll do you for that You'll whatCome here What are you going to do Bleed on meI am invincible You're a loony
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

...You're a loony

Black Knight:Right, I'll do you for that!King Arthur:You'll what?Black Knight:Come here!King Arthur:What are you gonna do, bleed on me?Black Knight:I'm invincible!King Arthur:...You're a loony

Full Transcript

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Right I'll do you for that You'll what
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Come here What are you going to do Bleed on me
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I am invincible You're a loony
Available in 6 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
2,078
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:53
Uploaded
Feb 22, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, fantasy
Production
Python (Monty) Pictures Limited,Michael White Productions,National Film Trustee Company

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Movie Summary

King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.

Actors

Graham Chapman
King Arthur
Graham Chapman
All right, we'll call it a draw. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:16
All right, we'll call it a draw.
Pie Jesu DomineDona eis requiem - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:11
Pie Jesu DomineDona eis requiem
♪ Pie Jesu Domine ♪ Dona eis requiem ♪ Pie Jesu Domine ♪ Dona eis requiem - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:24
♪ Pie Jesu Domine ♪ Dona eis requiem ♪ Pie Jesu Domine ♪...
- A witch! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:16
- A witch!
A witch! A witch! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:15
A witch! A witch!
- We have found a witch. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:25
- We have found a witch.
I am not a witch But you are dressed as oneThey dressed me up like this We didn'tAnd this isn't my nose It's a false oneWell Well we did do the noseThe nose And the hat But she is a witchBurn herDid you dress her up like this No YesYes a bit She has got a - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:34
I am not a witch But you are dressed as oneThey dressed me...
- Well? - Well, we did do the nose. - The nose? - And the hat. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:28
- Well? - Well, we did do the nose. - The nose? - And the...
What makes you think she is a witch Well she turned me into a newtA newtI got betterBurn her anyway Burn her - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:17
What makes you think she is a witch Well she turned me into...
I got better. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
I got better.
Quiet There are ways of telling whether she is a witchAre there What are they Tell us Do they hurtTell me what do you do with witchesBurn themWhat do you burn apart from witches More witchesWood So why do witches burn'Cause they're made of wood GoodSo how - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:40
Quiet There are ways of telling whether she is a witchAre...
- 'Cause they're made of wood? - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:27
- 'Cause they're made of wood?
- What also floats in water? - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:36
- What also floats in water?
Right. Remove the supports! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06
Right. Remove the supports!
Remove the supports! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:13
Remove the supports!
- A witch! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06
- A witch!
That my liege is how we know the Earth to be banana shapedThis new learning amazes me Sir BedevereExplain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:12
That my liege is how we know the Earth to be banana...
Certainly sir Look my liegeCamelot CamelotCamelot It's only a model - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:12
Certainly sir Look my liegeCamelot CamelotCamelot It's...
- Camelot. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:25
- Camelot.
We're knights of the Round Table We dance whene'er we're ableWe do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccableWe dine well here in Camelot We eat ham and jam and Spam a lotWe're knights of the Round Table Our shows are formidableBut many times - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:03
We're knights of the Round Table We dance whene'er...