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I am not a witch But you are dressed as oneThey dressed me up like this We didn'tAnd this isn't my nose It's a false oneWell Well we did do the noseThe nose And the hat But she is a witchBurn herDid

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

But she has got a wart!Random Person in the crowd

Monty Python and the Holy Grail • 1975

The Witch:
I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch!Sir Bedevere:But you are dressed as one!The Witch:*They* dressed me up like this!Crowd:We didn't! We didn't...The Witch:And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.Sir Bedevere: Well?Peasant 1:Well, we did do the nose.Sir Bedevere:The nose?Peasant 1:And the hat, but she is a witch!Crowd:Yeah! Burn her! Burn her!Sir Bedevere:Did you dress her up like this?Peasant 1:No!Peasant 3, Peasant 2:No!Peasant 3:No!Peasant 1:No!Peasant 3, Peasant 2:No!Peasant 1:Yes!Peasant 2:Yes!Peasant 1:Yeah, a bit.Peasant 3:A bit!Peasant 1, Peasant 2:A bit!Peasant 2:A bit!Peasant 1:But she has got a wart!Random Person in the crowd

Full Transcript

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I am not a witch But you are dressed as one

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They dressed me up like this We didn't

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And this isn't my nose It's a false one

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Well Well we did do the nose

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The nose And the hat But she is a witch

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Burn her

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Did you dress her up like this No Yes

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Yes a bit She has got a wart

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احضروها هنا

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أنا لست ساحرة أنا لست ساحرة

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لكن ك تظهرى مثلهم

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هم لب سونى هذا لا نحن لم نفعل ذلك

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و هذا ليس أنفى إنه مزيف

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حسنا نحن وضعنا الأنف

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الأنف و القبعة لكن ها ساحرة

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هل لب ستوها هذا لا لا

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نعم قليلا

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إنها مريضة

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Je ne suis pas une sorcière

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Mais vous en avez l'apparence

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Ils m'ont déguisée

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Ils m'ont mis un faux nez

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Pour le nez on ne dit pas

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Et le chapeau Mais c'est une sorcière

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C'est vous qui l'avez déguisée

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Peut être un petit peu

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Mais elle a une verrue

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Ich bin keine Hexe Aber du bist so angezogen

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Sie haben mich so verkleidet Haben wir nicht

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Das ist nicht meine Nase Sie ist falsch

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Und Ja wir haben die Nase gemacht

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Die Nase Und den Hut Aber sie ist eine Hexe

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Verbrennt sie

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Habt ihr sie so verkleidet Nein Ja

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Ja ein wenig Aber sie hat eine Warze

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Я нe вeдьмa Ho ты oдeтa кaк вeдьмa

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Этo oни мeня тaк oдeли Heпpaвдa

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И нoc этoт нe мoй a фaльшивый

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Чтo cкaжeтe Hoc дeйcтвитeльнo фaльшивый

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Hoc И шляпa Ho oнa вeдьмa

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Cжeчь ee

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Bы ee тaк нapядили Heт Дa

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B oбщeм дa У нee бopoдaвкa

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No soy bruja No lo soy

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Vas vestida como tal

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Ellos me han vestido así Nosotros no

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Y no es mi nariz Es falsa

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Y bien Le pusimos la nariz

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La nariz Y el sombrero Pero es bruja

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Ustedes la vistieron así No no

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Sí más o menos

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Pero tiene una verruga

Available in 6 languages

Duration

34 seconds

Views

3,023

Timestamp in Movie

00:17:40

Uploaded

Feb 22, 2026

Genres

adventure, comedy, fantasy

Production

Python (Monty) Pictures Limited,Michael White Productions,National Film Trustee Company

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Movie Summary

King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.

Actors

The Witch

Second Swallow-savvy Guard