We shall attack at once. Yes, my liege. French persons, today the blood of many a brave...
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King Arthur:
[Arthur and Bedevere have found out that the Holy Grail is in Castle Augh, which is guarded by the frenchmen]
We shall attack at once.
Sir Bedevere:
Yes, my liege.
[an army of hundreds of soldiers appears]
King Arthur:
[to Castle Augh]
French persons, today the blood of many a brave knight shall be avenged! In the name of God, we shall not stop our fight till every one of you lies dead, and the Holy Grail returns to those who God Himself has chosen!
[turns to army]
King Arthur:
Charge!
[the army charges forward, but is stopped by the police and the historian's wife]
Historian's Wife:
[points to Arthur]
It's that one, I'm sure!
[the police arrest Arthur and Bedevere]
Policeman:
[turns to cameraman]
All right, sonny, that's enough, just take off.
[turns off camera]
Transcript
You tiny-brained wipers
of other people's bottoms.
If you'll not open this door,
we shall take this castle by force!
In the name of God and the glory of our...
Right! That settles it!
Depart at this time,
and don't be approaching any more,
or we fire arrows into your heads,
and make castanets out of your testicles.
Walk away, just ignore them.
And now remain gone,
illegitimate-faced bugger-folk!
And, if you think you got a nasty
taunting this time, you ain't heard
nothing yet, stuffy English knights!
- We shall attack at once.
- Yes, my liege.
Clip duration: 65 seconds
Views: 293
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 13 December, 2020
Genres: adventure, comedy, fantasy
Summary: King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.
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00:18 Wait until nightfall
00:14 We'll not risk another frontal assault
00:15 What are you doing now
00:14 What do you want
02:27 Very good
00:08 Would it help to confuse it if we run away more
00:10 What a strange person
00:34 What happens now
00:06 How dare you profane this place with your presence
00:12 There's some lovely filth down here
00:10 JESUS CHRIST
00:05 Walk away
00:13 You would not be so ungallant as to refuse our hospitality
00:19 Bring out your dead
00:12 Let us taunt it
00:32 Sir Galahad
00:21 There's nothing wrong with that
00:29 Cut off in this castle
00:16 Depart a lot at this time
00:06 Remain gone