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In the name of the Lordwe demand entrance to this sacred castleNo chance English bed wetting typesI burst my pimples at you and call your door opening request a silly thingYou tiny brained wipers of

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening...

Monty Python and the Holy Grail • 1975

King Arthur:
In the name of the Lord, we demand entrance to this sacred castle.Second Swallow-Savvy Guard:No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!

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In the name of the Lord

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we demand entrance to this sacred castle

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No chance English bed wetting types

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I burst my pimples at you and call your door opening request a silly thing

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You tiny brained wipers of other people's bottoms

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أيتها الحيوانات القذرة

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بإسم الله

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نطلب أن ندخل هذه القلعة المقد سة

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لا تستطيعوا القيام بهذا أيتها الأنواع الانجليزية السيئة

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أنا ألعنكم و أنتم تريدوا أن نفتح لكم

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أيها الأغبياء

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Au nom de Dieu nous exigeons l'accès au Sanctuaire

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Tintin Anglais incontinents nocturnes

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Je vous crève mon acné à la gueule et considère

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votre requête comme une stupidité

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digne de torcheurs de culs sans cervelles

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Ihr kitschiger Haufen von zweitrangigen Beifåern elektrischer Eselshintern

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Im Namen des Herrn

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fordern wir Zutritt zu diesem heiligen Schloss

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Keine Chance ihr englischen Bettnässer

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Ich drücke meine Pickel auf euch aus und nenne eure Tor auf Forderung bescheuert

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Ihrwinzig behirnten Säuberer der Hintern anderer Leute

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Эй вы втopocopтныe дeшeвки элeктpoвeники нaвoзныe

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Имeнeм Гocпoдa

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мы тpeбyeм пpoпycтить нac в этoт cвящeнный зaмoк

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Дepжитe кapмaн шиpe aнглийcкиe мoчeнeдepжaнцы

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Дaйтe мнe oблить вac гнoeм из мoиx пpыщeй

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Maлoyмныe пoдтиpaтeли чyжиx зaдoв

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En nombre del Señor

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exigimos acceso al sagrado castillo

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Para nada inglés marica

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Me reviento las espinillas sobre ti Tu demanda es una estupidez

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Enanos cerebrales chupatraseros de otros

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Si no abres la puerta tomaremos el castillo por la fuerza

Available in 6 languages

Duration

19 seconds

Views

2,094

Timestamp in Movie

01:25:32

Uploaded

Feb 22, 2026

Genres

adventure, comedy, fantasy

Production

Python (Monty) Pictures Limited,Michael White Productions,National Film Trustee Company

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Movie Summary

King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.

Actors

King Arthur

Second Swallow-savvy Guard