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I mean if I went around saying I was an emperorbecause some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a...

Dennis:Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away

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I mean if I went around saying I was an emperor
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because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away
Available in 6 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
1,766
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:37
Uploaded
Feb 22, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, fantasy
Production
Python (Monty) Pictures Limited,Michael White Productions,National Film Trustee Company

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Movie Summary

King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.
Shut up See the violence inherent in the systemHelp I'm being repressed Bloody peasantWhat a giveaway Did you hear thatThat's what I'm on about Did you see him repressing me - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:14
Shut up See the violence inherent in the systemHelp I'm...
You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:20
You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
You fight with the strength of many men Sir KnightI am Arthur King of the BritonsI seek the finest and bravest knights in the land to join me in CamelotYou have proved yourself worthy Will you join meYou make me sad So be it Come PatsyNone shall passWhat - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 02:06
You fight with the strength of many men Sir KnightI am...
I seek the finest and bravest knights in the land to join me in Camelot. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
I seek the finest and bravest knights in the land to join me...
You have proved yourself worthy. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06
You have proved yourself worthy.
You make me sad. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:28
You make me sad.
Now, stand aside, worthy adversary. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:15
Now, stand aside, worthy adversary.
Victory is mine. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:49
Victory is mine.
Look you stupid bastard You've got no arms leftYes I have LookJust a flesh wound - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:08
Look you stupid bastard You've got no arms leftYes I...
Right I'll do you for that You'll whatCome here What are you going to do Bleed on meI am invincible You're a loony - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:10
Right I'll do you for that You'll whatCome here...
All right, we'll call it a draw. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:16
All right, we'll call it a draw.
Pie Jesu DomineDona eis requiem - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:11
Pie Jesu DomineDona eis requiem
♪ Pie Jesu Domine ♪ Dona eis requiem ♪ Pie Jesu Domine ♪ Dona eis requiem - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:24
♪ Pie Jesu Domine ♪ Dona eis requiem ♪ Pie Jesu Domine ♪...
- A witch! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:16
- A witch!
A witch! A witch! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:15
A witch! A witch!
- We have found a witch. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:25
- We have found a witch.
I am not a witch But you are dressed as oneThey dressed me up like this We didn'tAnd this isn't my nose It's a false oneWell Well we did do the noseThe nose And the hat But she is a witchBurn herDid you dress her up like this No YesYes a bit She has got a - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:34
I am not a witch But you are dressed as oneThey dressed me...
- Well? - Well, we did do the nose. - The nose? - And the hat. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:28
- Well? - Well, we did do the nose. - The nose? - And the...
What makes you think she is a witch Well she turned me into a newtA newtI got betterBurn her anyway Burn her - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:17
What makes you think she is a witch Well she turned me into...
I got better. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
I got better.