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King Arthur:
You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.King Arthur:I am Arthur, King of the Britons.King Arthur:I seek the bravest and the finest knights in the land who will join me in my court at Camelot.King Arthur:You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?King Arthur:You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy!Black Knight:None shall pass.King Arthur:What?Black Knight:None shall pass!King Arthur:I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge.Black Knight:Then you shall die.King Arthur:I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!Black Knight:I move for no man.King Arthur:So be it!King Arthur:Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!Black Knight:'Tis but a scratch!King Arthur:A scratch? Your arm's off!Black Knight:No, it isn't!King Arthur:Well, what's that then?King Arthur:I've had worse.King Arthur:You liar!Black Knight:Come on, you pansy!King Arthur:Victory is mine!King Arthur:We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy -Black Knight:Come on, then.King Arthur:What?Black Knight:Have at you!King Arthur:You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!Black Knight:Oh, had enough, eh?King Arthur:Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.King Arthur:I am Arthur, King of the Britons.King Arthur:I seek the bravest and the finest knights in the land who will join me in my court at Camelot.King Arthur:You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?King Arthur:You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy!Black Knight:None shall pass.King Arthur:What?Black Knight:None shall pass!King Arthur:I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge.Black Knight:Then you shall die.King Arthur:I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!Black Knight:I move for no man.King Arthur:So be it!King Arthur:Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!Black Knight:'Tis but a scratch!King Arthur:A scratch? Your arm's off!Black Knight:No, it isn't!King Arthur:Well, what's that then?King Arthur:I've had worse.King Arthur:You liar!Black Knight:Come on, you pansy!King Arthur:Victory is mine!King Arthur:We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy -Black Knight:Come on, then.King Arthur:What?Black Knight:Have at you!King Arthur:You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!Black Knight:Oh, had enough, eh?King Arthur:Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
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You fight with the strength of many men Sir Knight
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I am Arthur King of the Britons
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I seek the finest and bravest knights in the land to join me in Camelot
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You have proved yourself worthy Will you join me
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You make me sad So be it Come Patsy
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None shall pass
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What None shall pass
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I have no quarrel with you good Sir Knight but I must cross this bridge
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Then you shall die
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I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside
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I move for no man
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So be it
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Now stand aside worthy adversary
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'Tis but a scratch A scratch Your arm's off
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No it isn't Well what's that then
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I've had worse You liar
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Come on you pansy
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Victory is mine
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We thank thee Lord that in thy
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Come on then What
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Have at you
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You are brave Sir Knight but the fight is mine
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Had enough eh
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Look you stupid bastard You've got no arms left
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Movie Summary
King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.
