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You fight with the strength of many men Sir KnightI am Arthur King of the BritonsI seek the finest and bravest knights in the land to join me in CamelotYou have proved yourself worthy Will you join
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!

King Arthur:
You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.King Arthur:I am Arthur, King of the Britons.King Arthur:I seek the bravest and the finest knights in the land who will join me in my court at Camelot.King Arthur:You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?King Arthur:You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy!Black Knight:None shall pass.King Arthur:What?Black Knight:None shall pass!King Arthur:I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge.Black Knight:Then you shall die.King Arthur:I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!Black Knight:I move for no man.King Arthur:So be it!King Arthur:Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!Black Knight:'Tis but a scratch!King Arthur:A scratch? Your arm's off!Black Knight:No, it isn't!King Arthur:Well, what's that then?King Arthur:I've had worse.King Arthur:You liar!Black Knight:Come on, you pansy!King Arthur:Victory is mine!King Arthur:We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy -Black Knight:Come on, then.King Arthur:What?Black Knight:Have at you!King Arthur:You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!Black Knight:Oh, had enough, eh?King Arthur:Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!

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You fight with the strength of many men Sir Knight
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I am Arthur King of the Britons
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I seek the finest and bravest knights in the land to join me in Camelot
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You have proved yourself worthy Will you join me
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You make me sad So be it Come Patsy
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None shall pass
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What None shall pass
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I have no quarrel with you good Sir Knight but I must cross this bridge
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Then you shall die
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I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside
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I move for no man
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So be it
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Now stand aside worthy adversary
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'Tis but a scratch A scratch Your arm's off
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No it isn't Well what's that then
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I've had worse You liar
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Come on you pansy
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Victory is mine
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We thank thee Lord that in thy
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Come on then What
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Have at you
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You are brave Sir Knight but the fight is mine
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Had enough eh
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Look you stupid bastard You've got no arms left
Available in 6 languages
Duration
126 seconds
Views
3,848
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:37
Uploaded
Feb 22, 2026
Production
Python (Monty) Pictures Limited,Michael White Productions,National Film Trustee Company

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Movie Summary

King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.

Actors

Graham Chapman
King Arthur