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Knights of Ni you are just and fairWe will return with a shrubbery One that looks niceOf course And not too expensive
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Knights of Ni you are just and fairWe will return with a shrubbery One that looks niceOf...

King Arthur:
O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.Leader of The Knights who say NI!:One that looks nice.King Arthur:Of course.Leader of The Knights who say NI!:And not too expensive.King Arthur:Yes

Full Transcript

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Knights of Ni you are just and fair
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We will return with a shrubbery One that looks nice
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Of course And not too expensive
Available in 6 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
2,167
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:11
Uploaded
Feb 22, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, fantasy
Production
Python (Monty) Pictures Limited,Michael White Productions,National Film Trustee Company

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Movie Summary

King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.

Actors

Graham Chapman
King Arthur
Graham Chapman
Stop that! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:08
Stop that!
Stop that. Stop that. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:22
Stop that. Stop that.
Bloody weather. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06
Bloody weather.
One day lad all this will be yoursWhat the curtains No not the curtainsAll that you can see stretched out over the hills and valleysThat'll be your kingdom lad - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:14
One day lad all this will be yoursWhat the curtains No not...
But Mother Father lad - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:09
But Mother Father lad
I built this kingdom up from nothing When I started here it was a swampOther kings said I was daft to build a castle on the swampBut I built it all the same to show themIt sank into the swampSo I built a second one That sank into the swampSo I built a - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:33
I built this kingdom up from nothing When I started here it...
We live on a bloody swamp we need all the land we can getBut I don't like her Don't like herWhat's wrong with herShe's beautiful she's rich She's got hugetracts of land - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:18
We live on a bloody swamp we need all the land we can getBut...
GuardsMake sure the Prince doesn't leave the room until I get himNot to leave the room even if you come and get himNo Until I come and get himUntil you come and get him we're not to enter the roomNo you stay in the room and make sure he doesn't leaveAnd - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:39
GuardsMake sure the Prince doesn't leave the room until...
Let us taunt it - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:12
Let us taunt it
And no singing! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
And no singing!
- Well taken, Concorde! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:23
- Well taken, Concorde!
Message for you sir - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:04
Message for you sir
- Idiom, sir? - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:15
- Idiom, sir?
Fair one behold your humble servant Sir Lancelot of CamelotI have come to take I'm terribly sorry You got my noteI got a note You've come to rescue meWell no you see I knew someone wouldI knew that somewhere out there there must be someoneStop that Stop - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:52
Fair one behold your humble servant Sir Lancelot of CamelotI...
Who are you - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
Who are you
You only killed the bride's father I didn't mean toDidn't mean to You put your sword through his headOh dear is he all right You kicked the bride in the chest - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:11
You only killed the bride's father I didn't mean...
This is the main hall. We're having this made into one big living room. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:13
This is the main hall. We're having this made into one ...
Now, this is the main hall. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:09
Now, this is the main hall.
There he is Bloody hell - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
There he is Bloody hell
No please This is supposed to be a happy occasionLet's not bicker and argue about who killed who - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:11
No please This is supposed to be a happy occasionLet's...