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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Old crone! Is there anywhere in this townwhere we could buy a shrubbery? - Who sent you?-...

Old crone! Is there anywhere in this townwhere we could buy a shrubbery? - Who sent you?- The knights who say "Ni"! No! We have no shrubberies here. If you do not tell us where we can buya shrubbery, my friend and I will say... We will say "Ni." Do your worst! Very well.If you will not assist us voluntarily

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Old crone
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Is there anywhere in this town where we could buy a shrubbery
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Who sent you The knights who say Ni
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No We have no shrubberies here
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If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery my friend and I
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will say
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We will say Ni
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Do your worst
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Very well If you will not assist us voluntarily
Available in 6 languages
Duration
33 seconds
Views
359
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:48
Uploaded
Feb 22, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, fantasy
Production
Python (Monty) Pictures Limited,Michael White Productions,National Film Trustee Company

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Movie Summary

King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.
Are you saying Ni to that old womanYesWhat sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladiesThere is a pestilence upon this land Nothing is sacredEven those who arrange shrubberies are under considerable economic stressat this - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:33
Are you saying Ni to that old womanYesWhat sad times are...
We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:09
We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni
We are now no longer the knights who say NiWe are now the knights who sayEkke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:13
We are now no longer the knights who say NiWe are now the...
We are now the knights who say - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:04
We are now the knights who say
What is this test knights who until recently said NiFirstly you must findanother shrubberyNot another shrubberyThen you must bring it here beside this shrubberyHigher so you get the two level effect with a path going down the middle - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:22
What is this test knights who until recently said NiFirstly...
There's some lovely filth down here - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:12
There's some lovely filth down here
You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forestwith a herring - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:09
You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forestwith a...
Cut down a tree with a herring It can't be doneDon't say that word What wordI cannot tell Suffice to sayit's one of the words the knights of Ni cannot hearHow can we not say the word if you don't tell us what it isHe did it again What IsNo not is You - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:23
Cut down a tree with a herring It can't be...
He's jacking it in and packing it up And sneaking away and buggering offAnd chickening out and pissing a pot Yes bravely he is throwing in the sponge - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:11
He's jacking it in and packing it up And sneaking away...
And so Arthur and Bedevere and Sir Robin set out on their search to find the enchanter of whom the old man had spoken in Scene 24. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:18
And so Arthur and Bedevere and Sir Robin set out on their...
In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:14
In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat...
Winter changed into spring. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:18
Winter changed into spring.
Knights... - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06
Knights...
What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder? - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:26
What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without f...
What manner of man are you that can summon up firewithout flint or tinder I am an enchanterBy what name are you known There are some who call me - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:16
What manner of man are you that can summon up firewithout...
- By what name are you known? - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:16
- By what name are you known?
You seek the Holy Grail. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:10
You seek the Holy Grail.
Yes, we are looking for the Holy Grail. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:09
Yes, we are looking for the Holy Grail.
- And so we're looking for it. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:23
- And so we're looking for it.
Fine, I don't want to waste any more of your time, but I don't suppose you could tell us where we might find a... - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:09
Fine, I don't want to waste any more of your time, but...