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Welcome gentle Sir Knight Welcome to the Castle AnthraxThe Castle Anthrax YesIt's not a very good name is itBut we are nice and we will attend to your every every need
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Yes... it's not a very good name, is it? Oh, but we are nice, and we'll attend to your...

Zoot:
Welcome, brave sir Knight. Welcome to the Castle Anthrax.Sir Galahad:The Castle Anthrax?Zoot:Yes... it's not a very good name, is it? Oh, but we are nice, and we'll attend to your every need

Full Transcript

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Welcome gentle Sir Knight Welcome to the Castle Anthrax
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The Castle Anthrax Yes
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It's not a very good name is it
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But we are nice and we will attend to your every every need
Available in 6 languages
Duration
17 seconds
Views
2,202
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:20
Uploaded
Feb 22, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, fantasy
Production
Python (Monty) Pictures Limited,Michael White Productions,National Film Trustee Company

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Movie Summary

King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.

Actors

Carol Cleveland
Zoot
Carol Cleveland
You would not be so ungallant as to refuse our hospitality - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06
You would not be so ungallant as to refuse our hospitality
You would not be so ungallant as to refuse our hospitality - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
You would not be so ungallant as to refuse our hospitality
I'm afraid our life must seem - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:26
I'm afraid our life must seem
I'm afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet, compared to yours. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:42
I'm afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet,...
- Well, what seems to be the trouble? - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:16
- Well, what seems to be the trouble?
- Try to relax. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:29
- Try to relax.
There's nothing wrong with that Please We are doctorsLook this cannot beI am sworn to chastity Back to your bed - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:12
There's nothing wrong with that Please We are...
- Zoot! - I am Zoot's identical twin sister, Dingo. - Where are you going? - I seek the Grail. I have seen it here in this castle! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:02
- Zoot! - I am Zoot's identical twin sister, Dingo. -...
You must spank her and after you've spanked her deal with her as you likeAnd then spank me And meAnd me And meYes You must give us all a good spanking - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:12
You must spank her and after you've spanked her deal...
And after the spanking the oral sex The oral sexWell I could stay a bit longer - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:10
And after the spanking the oral sex The oral sexWell I could...
I can tackle this lot single handed Yes let him tackle us single handedNo Sir Galahad ComeHonestly I can handle this lot easilyYes let him handle us easily Go QuickWait Please I can defeat them There's only 150 of themHe'll beat us easily We haven't a - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:26
I can tackle this lot single handed Yes let him tackle us...
You were in terrible perilLet me go back and face the peril No it's too perilousIt's my duty to sample as much peril as I canWe've got to find the Holy GrailLet me have just a bit of peril No It's unhealthyI bet you're gay No I'm not - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:16
You were in terrible perilLet me go back and face the peril...
King Arthur and Sir Bedevere not more than a swallow's flight awayhad discovered somethingThat's an unladen swallow's flight obviouslyThey were more than two laden swallow's flights awayFour with a coconut on a line between themIf the birds wereGet on - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:30
King Arthur and Sir Bedevere not more than a swallow's...
Where does he live? - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:35
Where does he live?
- Who are you? - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:32
- Who are you?
We shall say "Ni" again to you, if you do not appease us. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:40
We shall say "Ni" again to you, if you do not...
Knights of Ni you are just and fairWe will return with a shrubbery One that looks niceOf course And not too expensive - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:09
Knights of Ni you are just and fairWe will return with a...
Stop that. Stop that. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:22
Stop that. Stop that.
Stop that! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:08
Stop that!
Bloody weather. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06
Bloody weather.