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There's nothing wrong with that Please We are doctorsLook this cannot beI am sworn to chastity Back to your bed
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Back to your bed! At once!

Sir Galahad the Pure:There's nothing wrong with - that.Dr. Piglet:Please. We are doctors.Sir Galahad the Pure:No, no, this cannot be. I am sworn to chastity!Dr. Piglet:Back to your bed! At once!

Full Transcript

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There's nothing wrong with that Please We are doctors
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Look this cannot be
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I am sworn to chastity Back to your bed
Available in 6 languages
Duration
12 seconds
Views
2,397
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:42
Uploaded
Feb 22, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, fantasy
Production
Python (Monty) Pictures Limited,Michael White Productions,National Film Trustee Company

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Movie Summary

King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.

Actors
Dr. Piglet
Avril Stewart
- Zoot! - I am Zoot's identical twin sister, Dingo. - Where are you going? - I seek the Grail. I have seen it here in this castle! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:02
- Zoot! - I am Zoot's identical twin sister, Dingo. -...
You must spank her and after you've spanked her deal with her as you likeAnd then spank me And meAnd me And meYes You must give us all a good spanking - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:12
You must spank her and after you've spanked her deal...
And after the spanking the oral sex The oral sexWell I could stay a bit longer - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:10
And after the spanking the oral sex The oral sexWell I could...
I can tackle this lot single handed Yes let him tackle us single handedNo Sir Galahad ComeHonestly I can handle this lot easilyYes let him handle us easily Go QuickWait Please I can defeat them There's only 150 of themHe'll beat us easily We haven't a - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:26
I can tackle this lot single handed Yes let him tackle us...
You were in terrible perilLet me go back and face the peril No it's too perilousIt's my duty to sample as much peril as I canWe've got to find the Holy GrailLet me have just a bit of peril No It's unhealthyI bet you're gay No I'm not - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:16
You were in terrible perilLet me go back and face the peril...
King Arthur and Sir Bedevere not more than a swallow's flight awayhad discovered somethingThat's an unladen swallow's flight obviouslyThey were more than two laden swallow's flights awayFour with a coconut on a line between themIf the birds wereGet on - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:30
King Arthur and Sir Bedevere not more than a swallow's...
Where does he live? - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:35
Where does he live?
- Who are you? - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:32
- Who are you?
We shall say "Ni" again to you, if you do not appease us. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:40
We shall say "Ni" again to you, if you do not...
Knights of Ni you are just and fairWe will return with a shrubbery One that looks niceOf course And not too expensive - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:09
Knights of Ni you are just and fairWe will return with a...
Stop that. Stop that. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:22
Stop that. Stop that.
Stop that! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:08
Stop that!
Bloody weather. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06
Bloody weather.
One day lad all this will be yoursWhat the curtains No not the curtainsAll that you can see stretched out over the hills and valleysThat'll be your kingdom lad - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:14
One day lad all this will be yoursWhat the curtains No not...
But Mother Father lad - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:09
But Mother Father lad
I built this kingdom up from nothing When I started here it was a swampOther kings said I was daft to build a castle on the swampBut I built it all the same to show themIt sank into the swampSo I built a second one That sank into the swampSo I built a - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:33
I built this kingdom up from nothing When I started here it...
We live on a bloody swamp we need all the land we can getBut I don't like her Don't like herWhat's wrong with herShe's beautiful she's rich She's got hugetracts of land - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:18
We live on a bloody swamp we need all the land we can getBut...
GuardsMake sure the Prince doesn't leave the room until I get himNot to leave the room even if you come and get himNo Until I come and get himUntil you come and get him we're not to enter the roomNo you stay in the room and make sure he doesn't leaveAnd - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 01:39
GuardsMake sure the Prince doesn't leave the room until...
Let us taunt it - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:12
Let us taunt it
And no singing! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:07
And no singing!