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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who...

King of Swamp Castle:Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who

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No please This is supposed to be a happy occasion
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Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who
Available in 6 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
2,739
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:17
Uploaded
Feb 22, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, fantasy
Production
Python (Monty) Pictures Limited,Michael White Productions,National Film Trustee Company

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Movie Summary

King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.
For since her own father - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06
For since her own father
What Look the dead PrinceHe's not quite dead I feel much betterYou fell out of the tall tower you creepNo I was saved at the last minute HowI'll tell youNot like that Not like that - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:24
What Look the dead PrinceHe's not quite dead I feel...
Quickly, sir, come this way! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:13
Quickly, sir, come this way!
Old crone! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:33
Old crone!
Are you saying Ni to that old womanYesWhat sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladiesThere is a pestilence upon this land Nothing is sacredEven those who arrange shrubberies are under considerable economic stressat this - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:33
Are you saying Ni to that old womanYesWhat sad times are...
We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:09
We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni
We are now no longer the knights who say NiWe are now the knights who sayEkke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:13
We are now no longer the knights who say NiWe are now the...
We are now the knights who say - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:04
We are now the knights who say
What is this test knights who until recently said NiFirstly you must findanother shrubberyNot another shrubberyThen you must bring it here beside this shrubberyHigher so you get the two level effect with a path going down the middle - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:22
What is this test knights who until recently said NiFirstly...
There's some lovely filth down here - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:12
There's some lovely filth down here
You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forestwith a herring - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:09
You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forestwith a...
Cut down a tree with a herring It can't be doneDon't say that word What wordI cannot tell Suffice to sayit's one of the words the knights of Ni cannot hearHow can we not say the word if you don't tell us what it isHe did it again What IsNo not is You - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:23
Cut down a tree with a herring It can't be...
He's jacking it in and packing it up And sneaking away and buggering offAnd chickening out and pissing a pot Yes bravely he is throwing in the sponge - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:11
He's jacking it in and packing it up And sneaking away...
And so Arthur and Bedevere and Sir Robin set out on their search to find the enchanter of whom the old man had spoken in Scene 24. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:18
And so Arthur and Bedevere and Sir Robin set out on their...
In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:14
In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat...
Winter changed into spring. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:18
Winter changed into spring.
Knights... - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:06
Knights...
What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder? - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:26
What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without f...
What manner of man are you that can summon up firewithout flint or tinder I am an enchanterBy what name are you known There are some who call me - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:16
What manner of man are you that can summon up firewithout...
- By what name are you known? - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 00:16
- By what name are you known?