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King of Swamp Castle:When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England
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I built this kingdom up from nothing When I started here it was a swamp
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Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on the swamp
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But I built it all the same to show them
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It sank into the swamp
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So I built a second one That sank into the swamp
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So I built a third one That burned down fell over then sank in the swamp
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But the fourth one stayed up
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And that's what you'll get lad
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The strongest castle in these isles But I don't want any of that
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Movie Summary
King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.