Ah, hello. Well, first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of certain of my...
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The activity you see behind me is part of the preparations for the new Naval Expedition to Lake Pahoe. The man in charge of this expedition is Vice Admiral Sir John Cunningham. Sir, John, hello there. Vice-Admiral Sir John Cunningham:
Ah, hello. Well, first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of certain of my colleagues you may have seen earlier, but they are from broken homes, circus families and so on and they are in no way representative of the new modern improved British Navy. They are a small vociferous minority... and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the British Navy. Absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit, but all new ratings are warned that if they wake up in the morning and find tooth marks at all anywhere on their bodies, they're to tell me immediately so that I can immediately take every measure to hush the whole thing up. And, finally, necrophilia is *right out*
The activity you see behind me is part of the preparations for the new Naval Expedition to Lake Pahoe. The man in charge of this expedition is Vice Admiral Sir John Cunningham. Sir, John, hello there. Vice-Admiral Sir John Cunningham:
Ah, hello. Well, first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of certain of my colleagues you may have seen earlier, but they are from broken homes, circus families and so on and they are in no way representative of the new modern improved British Navy. They are a small vociferous minority... and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the British Navy. Absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit, but all new ratings are warned that if they wake up in the morning and find tooth marks at all anywhere on their bodies, they're to tell me immediately so that I can immediately take every measure to hush the whole thing up. And, finally, necrophilia is *right out*
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Anyway the activity you see behind me
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It's the mother I feel sorry for
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I'll start again
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The activity you see behind me is part of the preparations
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For the new naval expedition to lake pahoe
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The man in charge of this expedition is
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Vice admiral sir john cunningham
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Sir john hello there
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Hello well first of all
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I'd like to apologize
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For the behavior of certain of my colleagues
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You may have seen earlier
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But they are from broken homes
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Circus families and so on
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And they are in no way representative
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Of the new modern improved british navy
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They are a small vociferous minority
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And may I take this opportunity
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Of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism
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In the british navy
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Absolutely none
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And when I say none
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I mean there is a certain amount
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More than we are prepared to admit
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But all new ratings are warned
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That if they wake up in the morning
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And find any tooth marks at all
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Anywhere on their bodies
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They're to tell me immediately
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So that I can immediately take every measure
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To hush the whole thing up
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And finally necrophilia is right out
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Movie Summary
The original surreal sketch comedy showcase for the Monty Python troupe.
