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Now alduce me to introlow myself

Monty Python's Flying Circus

By jove, he was right!

Monty Python's Flying Circus • S01E11 • 1969

Inspector Tiger:
Now, alduce me to introlow myself. I'm sorry. Alself me to myduce introlow. Introme tolose mylow alself. Alme to you introself mylowduce. Excuse me a moment. [bangs himself on the head] Inspector Tiger:
Allow me to introduce myself. I'm afried I must ask that no-one leave the room. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Inspector Tiger. All:
Tiger? Inspector Tiger:
[jumps]
Where? Where? What? Ah. Me Tiger. You Jane. [growl] Inspector Tiger:
Beg your pardon, allow me to introduce myself, I'm afraid I must ask that no-one leave the room. Lady Velloper:
Why not? Inspector Tiger:
Elementary. Since the body was found in this room, and no-one has left it. Therefore... the murderer must be somebody In this room. Colonel Pickering:
What body? Inspector Tiger:
Somebody. In this room. Must the murderer be. The murderer of the body is somebody in this room, which nobody must leave... leave the body in the room not to be left by anybody. Nobody leaves anybody or the body with Somebody. Everybody who is anybody shall leave the body in the roombody. Take the tablets Tiger. Anybody with a body but not the body is nobody. Nobody leaves the body in the... [takes a tablet] Inspector Tiger:
Albody me introbody albodyduce. [a surgeon and two nurses enter with saws and lay Tiger down on the table. The same drawing room, one lobotomy later, Tiger's head is bandaged] Surgeon:
Now for Sir Gerald. [exit] Inspector Tiger:
That's better. Now I'm Inspector Tiger and I must ask that nobody leave the room. [gives thumbs up to the surgeon] Inspector Tiger:
Now someone has committed a murder here, and that murderer is someone In this room. The question is... who? Colonel Pickering:
Look, there hasn't been a murder. Inspector Tiger:
No murder? All:
No. Inspector Tiger:
Oh, I don't like it. It's too simple, too clear cut. I'd better wait. [sits] Inspector Tiger:
No, too simple, too clear cut. [lights out, a scream, and a shot. Tiger is dead with a poison bottle in his hand, an arrow through his neck, and a bullet in his head] Colonel Pickering:
By jove, he was right!

Full Transcript

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Now alduce me to introlow myself

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I'm sorry Alself me to myduce intro

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Intro me to lose mylow

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Mme to you 'mtrosefi my

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EXCUSE me a moment

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Allow me to introduce myself I'm afraid I must ask that no one leave the room

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Allow me to introduce myself I'm Inspector Tiger

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Tiger Where Where Oh

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Me Tiger

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You Jane

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Beg your pardon

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Allow me to introduce myself

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I'm afraid I must ask that no one leave the room

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Why not Elementary

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Since the body was found in this room and no one has left it

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Therefore the murderer must be somebody in this room

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What body Somebody

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in this room must the murderer be

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The murderer of the body is somebody in this room

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which nobody must leave

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Leave the body in the room not to be left by anybody

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Nobody leaves anybody or the body with somebody

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Anybody who is anybody shall leave the body in the room body

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Take the tablets Tiger

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Anybody with a body but not the body is nobody

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Nobody leaves the body in the Bo

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Albody me to introbody a

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Now for Sir Gerald That's better

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Now I'm Inspector Tiger and I must ask that nobody leave the room

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Now someone has committed a murder here

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and that murderer is someone in this room

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The question is who

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Look there hasn't been a murder

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No murder No

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Oh

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I don't like it It's too simple too clear cut

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I'd better wait No too simple too clear cut

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By Jove he was right

Duration

137 seconds

Views

543

Timestamp in Movie

00:05:35

Uploaded

Mar 17, 2023

Season

1

Episode

11

Genres

Production

Barclays Mercantile Industrial Finance,Columbia Pictures

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Movie Summary

The original surreal sketch comedy showcase for the Monty Python troupe.

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