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Mr Barnard:
What do You want? Man:
Well I was told outside that... Mr Barnard:
Don't give me that, you snotty faced heap of parrot droppings! Man:
What? Mr Barnard:
Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke you vacuous, toffy-nosed, malodorous pervert! Man:
What? I came in here for an argument. Mr Barnard:
Oh, oh oh I'm sorry, this is "abuse'. You want Room 12-A just along the corridor. Man:
Oh sorry. Thank you very much, sorry, thank you. Man:
[Shuts the door] Mr Barnard:
Stupid git

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What do you want
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Well I was told outside
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Don't give me that
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You snotty faced heap of parrot droppings
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What
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Shut your festering gob you tit
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Your type makes me puke
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You vacuous toffee nosed malodorous pervert
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What
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I came in here for an argument
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Oh oh I'm sorry
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This is abuse
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Oh oh I see
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That explains it
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No you want 12a next door
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I see
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Sorry
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Not at all
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Yeah that's all right
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Stupid git
Duration
37 seconds
Views
431
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:34
Uploaded
Mar 17, 2023
Season
3
Episode
3
Genres
comedy
Production
Barclays Mercantile Industrial Finance,Columbia Pictures

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Movie Summary

The original surreal sketch comedy showcase for the Monty Python troupe.
S01 • E12 Ick! - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:08
Ick!
S01 • E05 Aren't you going to ask me why I rang the bell? - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:14
Aren't you going to ask me why I rang the bell?
S01 • E01 Top brass were impressed. - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:09
Top brass were impressed.
S01 • E11 Shh! I think my wife's beginning to suspect. - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:20
Shh! I think my wife's beginning to suspect.
S03 • E04 We interrupt this program to annoy you - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:07
We interrupt this program to annoy you
S01 • E13 Cross the threshold, arrive, ingress, gain admittance, infiltrate. - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:31
Cross the threshold, arrive, ingress, gain admittance, infil...
S03 • E07 Hello, everybody. - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:25
Hello, everybody.
S01 • E02 Oh. - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:28
Oh.
S03 • E03 Come in - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:31
Come in
S01 • E03 Ahem. Good evening. Here is the 6:00 news, - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:26
Ahem. Good evening. Here is the 6:00 news,
S01 • E13 Is that "We're All Going to the Zoo"? Yes. Yes. - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:23
Is that "We're All Going to the Zoo"? Yes. Ye...
S01 • E08 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought the film was longer. - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:23
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought the film was longer.
S01 • E12 Get them when they're young eh - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:03
Get them when they're young eh
S01 • E02 Oh, isn't he a lovely little-? - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:14
Oh, isn't he a lovely little-?
S01 • E08 Yes, gangs of old ladies, - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:13
Yes, gangs of old ladies,
S01 • E01 So on July 8th, 1944, - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:23
So on July 8th, 1944,
S01 • E09 What's brown and sounds like a bell I beg your pardon - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:05
What's brown and sounds like a bell I beg your pardon
S03 • E07 Pretty strong meat there from... - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:07
Pretty strong meat there from...
S01 • E08 Well, they come up to you, like, and push you. You know. - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:27
Well, they come up to you, like, and push you. You know.
S01 • E11 To put England's social legislation in a European context - Monty Python's Flying Circus 00:31
To put England's social legislation in a European conte...