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AUCTIONEER: Ladies and gentlemen, if you would please remain calm
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Mortdecai

Ladies and gentlemen,if you would please remain calm

AUCTIONEER: Ladies and gentlemen,if you would please remain calm

Full Transcript

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INDISTINCT CHATTERING
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AUCTIONEER Ladies and gentlemen if you would please remain calm
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EMIL YELLING
Available in 5 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
01:27:56
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Lionsgate,Mad Chance,Infinitum Nihil,OddLot Entertainment,Huayi Brothers Pictures

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Movie Summary

Juggling angry Russians, the British Mi5, and an international terrorist, debonair art dealer and part-time rogue Charlie Mortdecai races to recover a stolen painting rumored to contain a code that leads to lost gold.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you would please remain in your seats, I would be grateful. - Mortdecai 00:06
Ladies and gentlemen, if you would please remain in your...
Ah! Where is Mortdecai? Well, come on, then. - Mortdecai 00:16
Ah! Where is Mortdecai? Well, come on, then.
Where is Mortdecai? - Mortdecai 00:34
Where is Mortdecai?
I couldn't help overhearing some discussion about your finger. - Mortdecai 00:11
I couldn't help overhearing some discussion about your...
I feel simply awful, man, but I must get to the auction. - Mortdecai 00:44
I feel simply awful, man, but I must get to the auction.
Can you think of a good reason why I shouldn't arrest you right nowI eschew discomfort - Mortdecai 00:08
Can you think of a good reason why I shouldn't arrest...
"Of all sad words of tongue or pen," "the saddest are these, 'It might have been'." Thank you, Maurice. - Mortdecai 00:11
"Of all sad words of tongue or pen," "the...
MORTDECAI: Poor Jock. - Mortdecai 00:45
MORTDECAI: Poor Jock.
That is disappointing. - Mortdecai 00:09
That is disappointing.
Bollocks. - Mortdecai 00:43
Bollocks.
My love, surely you recall I have already been circumcised. - Mortdecai 00:41
My love, surely you recall I have already been circumcised.
Would you really do that for me? - Mortdecai 00:11
Would you really do that for me?
Well, in that case, Mr. - Mortdecai 00:24
Well, in that case, Mr.
Pookie. - Mortdecai 00:09
Pookie.