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Mortdecai

It made me feel dirty

Mortdecai:
Have you heard the expression, "open your balls"?Jock:No, sir.Mortdecai:It made me feel dirty

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Have you heard the expression Open your balls
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No sir
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It made me feel dirty
Available in 5 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
401
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:31
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Lionsgate,Mad Chance,Infinitum Nihil,OddLot Entertainment,Huayi Brothers Pictures

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Movie Summary

Juggling angry Russians, the British Mi5, and an international terrorist, debonair art dealer and part-time rogue Charlie Mortdecai races to recover a stolen painting rumored to contain a code that leads to lost gold.

Actors

Johnny Depp
Mortdecai
Johnny Depp
Paul Bettany
Jock
Paul Bettany
Bloody good show, Jock! - Mortdecai 00:20
Bloody good show, Jock!
Bloody good show, Jock! - Mortdecai 00:30
Bloody good show, Jock!
- Hang on, sir! - Mortdecai 00:11
- Hang on, sir!
No, not the stairs! - Mortdecai 00:18
No, not the stairs!
A bit of noise, sir! - Mortdecai 00:07
A bit of noise, sir!
Oh, it was dashed exhilarating. - Mortdecai 00:44
Oh, it was dashed exhilarating.
Hello, Johanna. - Mortdecai 00:49
Hello, Johanna.
The fact that you're as drunk as a Fiddler's bitchin no way obviates the factthat you very nearly caused an international incidentA man your age has no excusefor looking or behaving likea fugitive from a homefor alcoholic music hall artistesI will have - Mortdecai 00:23
The fact that you're as drunk as a Fiddler's...
I say, old bean! - Mortdecai 00:11
I say, old bean!
Jock? Come here. I'm frightened. Do you think that Johanna is thawing on the subject of the moustach - Mortdecai 00:43
Jock? Come here. I'm frightened. Do you think that...
Ah Jock Dear sweet sperm heavy JockBehold this America this new colossusthis fair land of the freeWhat kind of hell place is thisOohI feel as though we've made a wrong turnand arrived on the set of a pornographic filmHave we taken a wrong turn and - Mortdecai 01:04
Ah Jock Dear sweet sperm heavy JockBehold this America this...
MAN: Hold it. - Mortdecai 00:35
MAN: Hold it.
Hold it. - Mortdecai 00:13
Hold it.
It's like listening to bloody orangutans! - Mortdecai 00:08
It's like listening to bloody orangutans!
Hello, American? - Mortdecai 00:30
Hello, American?
Hello AmericanThe rooms here are made of cementVery good in case of an air raidBut for those of us trying to get a bit of rest after an arduous crossinga bit of an acoustic nightmareSo would you please stop grunting like wildebeestsand allow me to get - Mortdecai 00:19
Hello AmericanThe rooms here are made of cementVery good in...
Never mind. - Mortdecai 00:50
Never mind.
Never mind. I've found a cold Latour which we might enjoy... - Mortdecai 00:31
Never mind. I've found a cold Latour which we might enj...
Yes... Right. - Mortdecai 00:11
Yes... Right.
Lucky saddle. - Mortdecai 00:20
Lucky saddle.