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I had no idea I was so deep in Her Majesty's hole
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Mortdecai

I had no idea I was so deep in Her Majesty's hole!

Mortdecai:
I had no idea I was so deep in Her Majesty's hole!

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I had no idea I was so deep in Her Majesty's hole
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Duration
6 seconds
Views
290
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:13
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Lionsgate,Mad Chance,Infinitum Nihil,OddLot Entertainment,Huayi Brothers Pictures

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Movie Summary

Juggling angry Russians, the British Mi5, and an international terrorist, debonair art dealer and part-time rogue Charlie Mortdecai races to recover a stolen painting rumored to contain a code that leads to lost gold.

Actors

Johnny Depp
Mortdecai
Johnny Depp
Ewan McGregor
Martland
Ewan McGregor
That's not natural. - Mortdecai 00:40
That's not natural.
UghI think this woman has need of a chiropractorBronwen Fellworthy Oxford art restorerDid you know herSlightlyI do recall a vague memory of her having onceinvoluntarily one would hopereleasing a fartof such frightening power and timbrethat I feared she - Mortdecai 00:27
UghI think this woman has need of a chiropractorBronwen...
EMIL: I had the painting in my hand. - Mortdecai 00:14
EMIL: I had the painting in my hand.
I had the painting in my hand. Someone must have known I was coming. - Mortdecai 00:22
I had the painting in my hand. Someone must have known I was...
Krampf's dealer, what is his name? - Mortdecai 00:07
Krampf's dealer, what is his name?
MORTDECAI: Johanna, my darling. - Mortdecai 00:21
MORTDECAI: Johanna, my darling.
JohannaAre you all right in there darlingIt is I Charlie Your husbandWhat is itOh moon of my delight This is your own personalizedSheik of Araby who seeks admission into your tentI have come to carry you off to the burning desertand work my greasy will - Mortdecai 01:21
JohannaAre you all right in there darlingIt is I Charlie...
It's very difficult for me as well, you know, this thing that's come between us. - Mortdecai 00:09
It's very difficult for me as well, you know, this...
- Mmm. - No, no. - Mortdecai 00:34
- Mmm. - No, no.
Oh... My love, you are killing me. Please. It looked like you have a vagina on your face. Surely you - Mortdecai 00:38
Oh... My love, you are killing me. Please. It looked like...
COMMENTATOR 1: Sheamus is able to do with a steel chair in hand. - Mortdecai 00:24
COMMENTATOR 1: Sheamus is able to do with a steel chair in...
Yeah, give us a minute, love. - Mortdecai 00:09
Yeah, give us a minute, love.
And myself sleeping alone. - Mortdecai 00:41
And myself sleeping alone.
MORTDECAI: My first stop was to see Sir Graham Archer, rival art dealer and Goya specialist. - Mortdecai 00:19
MORTDECAI: My first stop was to see Sir Graham Archer, rival...
Ooh. There's only one reason you might be interested in a museum-owned Goya, and that's because ther - Mortdecai 00:56
Ooh. There's only one reason you might be interested in...
So it's that sort of Goya. - Mortdecai 00:18
So it's that sort of Goya.
What's the matter with you ehYou one book short of a library you maggot Eh - Mortdecai 00:07
What's the matter with you ehYou one book short of a...
MORTDECAI: I'm armed! - Mortdecai 00:08
MORTDECAI: I'm armed!
- Oh, Jock! - Yeah. - Mortdecai 00:13
- Oh, Jock! - Yeah.
I should probably mentionthat this was not the first time I had shot Jock - Mortdecai 00:06
I should probably mentionthat this was not the first time I...