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Mortdecai

I say, old bean! Go to America and see Krampf. Do what it takes to bring the paintingback,...

I say, old bean! Go to America and see Krampf. Do what it takes to bring the paintingback, and leave Johanna to me

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I say old bean
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Go to America and see Krampf
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Do what it takes to bring the painting back and leave Johanna to me
Available in 5 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
53
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:30
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Lionsgate,Mad Chance,Infinitum Nihil,OddLot Entertainment,Huayi Brothers Pictures

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Movie Summary

Juggling angry Russians, the British Mi5, and an international terrorist, debonair art dealer and part-time rogue Charlie Mortdecai races to recover a stolen painting rumored to contain a code that leads to lost gold.
Jock? Come here. I'm frightened. Do you think that Johanna is thawing on the subject of the moustach - Mortdecai 00:43
Jock? Come here. I'm frightened. Do you think that...
Ah Jock Dear sweet sperm heavy JockBehold this America this new colossusthis fair land of the freeWhat kind of hell place is thisOohI feel as though we've made a wrong turnand arrived on the set of a pornographic filmHave we taken a wrong turn and - Mortdecai 01:04
Ah Jock Dear sweet sperm heavy JockBehold this America this...
MAN: Hold it. - Mortdecai 00:35
MAN: Hold it.
Hold it. - Mortdecai 00:13
Hold it.
It's like listening to bloody orangutans! - Mortdecai 00:08
It's like listening to bloody orangutans!
Hello, American? - Mortdecai 00:30
Hello, American?
Hello AmericanThe rooms here are made of cementVery good in case of an air raidBut for those of us trying to get a bit of rest after an arduous crossinga bit of an acoustic nightmareSo would you please stop grunting like wildebeestsand allow me to get - Mortdecai 00:19
Hello AmericanThe rooms here are made of cementVery good in...
Never mind. - Mortdecai 00:50
Never mind.
Never mind. I've found a cold Latour which we might enjoy... - Mortdecai 00:31
Never mind. I've found a cold Latour which we might enj...
Yes... Right. - Mortdecai 00:11
Yes... Right.
Lucky saddle. - Mortdecai 00:20
Lucky saddle.
You must be Mortdecai. - Mortdecai 00:44
You must be Mortdecai.
Sir, you're staring at your liquor. - Mortdecai 00:38
Sir, you're staring at your liquor.
Ingenious. - Mortdecai 00:46
Ingenious.
Keep the Englishman busy. - Mortdecai 00:08
Keep the Englishman busy.
Hi. - Mortdecai 00:15
Hi.
Have me. - Mortdecai 00:13
Have me.
Whew! Uh... My, my, look at the time! Uh... - Mortdecai 00:07
Whew! Uh... My, my, look at the time! Uh...
My, my, look at the time! - Mortdecai 00:09
My, my, look at the time!
Carry on! - Mortdecai 00:07
Carry on!