Jock. Dear, sweet, sperm-heavy Jock. Behold this America, this new colossus, this fair...
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Mortdecai:
[arrives at hotel]
Jock. Dear, sweet, sperm-heavy Jock. Behold this America, this new colossus, this fair land of the free!
[sees bikini-clad girls in the lobby]
Mortdecai:
What kind of hell-place is this? I feel as though we've made a wrong turn and arrived on the set of a pornographic film.
[asks hotel clerk]
Mortdecai:
Have we taken a wrong turn and arrived on the set of a pornographic film?
Hotel Clerk:
Checking in?
Mortdecai:
I am Mortdecai, Lord of Silverdale. I should like to request a bucket of ice, "Do Not Disturb" sign, and a bulldozer.
Hotel Clerk:
Checking in?
Jock:
Yeah, we're checking in.
Mortdecai:
I suspect I may need to redecorate.
Hotel Clerk:
Room 326, overlooks the pool.
[hands over a room card]
Mortdecai:
So all I must do is show up, and I'm presented with a credit card. No wonder your country's in financial ruin.
Hotel Clerk:
Do you need help with your bags?
Mortdecai:
No, I do not need help with my bags. I have a fucking manservant. Strange country.
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Jock Dear sweet sperm heavy Jock
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Behold this America this new colossus this fair land of the free
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What kind of hell place is this
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I feel as though we've made a wrong turn
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and arrived on the set of a pornographic film
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Have we taken a wrong turn and arrived on the set of a pornographic film
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Checking in
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I am Mortdecai Lord of Silverdale
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I should like to request a bucket of ice Do Not Disturb sign and a bulldozer
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Checking in Yeah we're checking in
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I suspect I may need to redecorate
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Room 326 overlooks the pool
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So all I must do is show up
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and I'm presented with a credit card
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No wonder your country's in financial ruin
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Do you need help with your bags
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No I do not need help with my bags I have a fucking manservant
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Strange country
Clip duration: 70 seconds
Views: 80
Timestamp in movie: 00h 57m 09s
Uploaded: 25 November, 2022
Genres: action, adventure, comedy
Summary: Juggling angry Russians, the British Mi5, and an international terrorist, debonair art dealer and part-time rogue Charlie Mortdecai races to recover a stolen painting rumored to contain a code that leads to lost gold.
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