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Ah Jock Dear sweet sperm heavy JockBehold this America this new colossusthis fair land of the freeWhat kind of hell place is thisOohI feel as though we've made a wrong turnand arrived on the set of a

No, I do not need help with my bags. I have a fucking manservant. Strange country

Mortdecai • 2015

Mortdecai:
Jock. Dear, sweet, sperm-heavy Jock. Behold this America, this new colossus, this fair land of the free!Mortdecai:What kind of hell-place is this? I feel as though we've made a wrong turn and arrived on the set of a pornographic film.Mortdecai:Have we taken a wrong turn and arrived on the set of a pornographic film?Hotel Clerk:Checking in?Mortdecai:I am Mortdecai, Lord of Silverdale. I should like to request a bucket of ice, "Do Not Disturb" sign, and a bulldozer.Hotel Clerk:Checking in?Jock:Yeah, we're checking in.Mortdecai:I suspect I may need to redecorate.Hotel Clerk:Room 326, overlooks the pool.Mortdecai:So all I must do is show up, and I'm presented with a credit card. No wonder your country's in financial ruin.Hotel Clerk:Do you need help with your bags?Mortdecai:No, I do not need help with my bags. I have a fucking manservant. Strange country

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Ah Jock Dear sweet sperm heavy Jock

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Behold this America this new colossus

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this fair land of the free

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What kind of hell place is this

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Ooh

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I feel as though we've made a wrong turn

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and arrived on the set of a pornographic film

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Have we taken a wrong turn and arrived

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on the set of a pornographic film

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Checking in

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I am Mortdecai Lord of Silverdale

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I should like to request a bucket of ice

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Do Not Disturb sign and a bulldozer

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Checking in Yeah we're checking in

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I suspect I may need to redecorate

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Room 326 overlooks the pool

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So all I must do is show up and I'm presented with a credit card

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No wonder your country's in financial ruin

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Do you need help with your bags

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No I do not need help with my bags

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I have a fucking manservant

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Strange country

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جوك

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انها جنة حلوة يا جوك

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ترقب أمريكا

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هذه الأرض الجديدة ارض الأحرار

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أي نوع من الأماكن الجهنمية يكون هذا

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أشعر أننا أخذنا منعطفا خاطيء

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ووصلنا الي موقع تصوير فيلم اباحي

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هل اتخذنا منعطف خاطيء ووصلنا الي موقع تصوير فيلم اباحي

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تسجل الدخول

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أنا موردكاي

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لورد سيلفيدير

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أرغب في طلب دلو ثلج

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ولافتة ممنوع الازعاج

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وجرافة

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تسجل الدخول

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نعم نحن نسجل الدخول

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أشك أني ربما أحتاج الي اعادة تنظيم الديكور

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الغرفة رقم 326 والمطلة عي المسبح

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اذا كل ما علي فعله هو القدوم

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وي قدم لي بطاقة ائتمان

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لا عجب أن دولتكم في أزمة اقتصادية

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أتحتاج الي مساعدة مع حقائبك

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لا أنا لا أحتاج اي مساعدة مع حقائبي

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فلدي خادم لعين

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يا لها دولة غريبة

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Lieber süßer spermareicher Jock

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Betrachte dies Amerika diesen neuen Koloss

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dieses edle Land der Freiheit

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Was ist das für ein Höllenloch

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Ich fürchte wir sind falsch abgebogen

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und auf dem Set eines Pornofilms gelandet

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Sind wir falsch abgebogen und

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auf dem Set eines Pornofilms gelandet

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Wollen Sie einchecken

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Ich bin Mortdecai Lord von Silverdale

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Ich verlange einen Eiskübel

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ein Nicht stören Schild und einen Bulldozer

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Wollen Sie einchecken

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Ja bitte

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Ich fürchte ich muss renovieren

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Zimmer 326 mit Sicht auf den Pool

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Ich muss mich also bloß melden

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und bekomme eine Kreditkarte

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Kein Wunder ist Ihr Land finanziell am Ende

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Brauchen Sie Hilfe mit dem Gepäck

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Nein ich brauche keine Hilfe

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Ich habe einen verdammten Diener

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Seltsames Land

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Jock Ya ampun Jock

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Lihatlah Amerika ini Collosus yang baru negara yang bebas

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Tempat apa ini

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Kurasa kita salah tempat dan berada di set film porno

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Apa kami salah tempat dan berada di set film porno

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Mau masuk

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Aku Mortdecai Penguasa Silverdale

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Aku mau minta seember es tanda Jangan Ganggu dan pengawal

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Mau masuk Benar

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Kurasa aku harus mendekorasi ulang

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Room 326 menghadap ke kolam renang

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Jadi aku hanya datang kemari

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dan aku diberikan kartu kredit

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Pantas negaramu di ambang kehancuran finansial

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Apa kau perlu bantuan untuk tasmu

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Tidak perlu Aku punya pelayan

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Negara Aneh

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Джок Дорогой милый спермозаряженный Джок

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Узри эту Америку этого нового гиганта чудесную землю свободы

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Что это за дьявольское место

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У меня такое ощущение что мы не туда свернули

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и прибыли на съемочную площадку порнографического фильма

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Мы неправильно свернули и прибыли на съемочную площадку порно фильма

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Заселяетесь

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Я Мордекай Лорд Сильвердейла

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Я бы хотел попросить ведерко со льдом табличку Не беспокоить и бульдозер

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Заселяетесь Да мы заселяемся

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Полагаю мне понадобится ремонт

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Номер 326 с видом на бассейн

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Так мне нужно лишь показаться

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и мне предоставляют кредитную карту

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Неудивительно что в вашей стране финансовый крах

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Вам нужна помощь с вещами

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Нет мне не нужна помощь с вещами У меня есть чертов слуга

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Available in 5 languages

Duration

64 seconds

Views

371

Timestamp in Movie

00:57:08

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

Lionsgate,Mad Chance,Infinitum Nihil,OddLot Entertainment,Huayi Brothers Pictures

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Movie Summary

Juggling angry Russians, the British Mi5, and an international terrorist, debonair art dealer and part-time rogue Charlie Mortdecai races to recover a stolen painting rumored to contain a code that leads to lost gold.

Actors

Mortdecai

Hotel Clerk

Jock