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Mortdecai

Jock, you're ablaze!

Jock, you're ablaze!

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Jock you're ablaze
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GRUNTING
Available in 5 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
13
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:45
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Lionsgate,Mad Chance,Infinitum Nihil,OddLot Entertainment,Huayi Brothers Pictures

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Movie Summary

Juggling angry Russians, the British Mi5, and an international terrorist, debonair art dealer and part-time rogue Charlie Mortdecai races to recover a stolen painting rumored to contain a code that leads to lost gold.
Well, I think our work here is done. - Mortdecai 00:08
Well, I think our work here is done.
A moustache is rather like eating an egg without saltOh don't point that thing at meTold ya - Mortdecai 00:11
A moustache is rather like eating an egg without saltOh...
Meanwhile, not far away, our fortunes were about to become intertwined with one of the art world's greatest mysteries. - Mortdecai 00:13
Meanwhile, not far away, our fortunes were about to become...
And a dead hag. - Mortdecai 00:11
And a dead hag.
GARDENER: Miss Bronwen? - Mortdecai 00:06
GARDENER: Miss Bronwen?
Get back behind the tape! - Mortdecai 00:40
Get back behind the tape!
What is that infernal thing on your lip? - Mortdecai 00:26
What is that infernal thing on your lip?
I had no idea I was so deep in Her Majesty's hole - Mortdecai 00:06
I had no idea I was so deep in Her Majesty's hole
That's not natural. - Mortdecai 00:40
That's not natural.
UghI think this woman has need of a chiropractorBronwen Fellworthy Oxford art restorerDid you know herSlightlyI do recall a vague memory of her having onceinvoluntarily one would hopereleasing a fartof such frightening power and timbrethat I feared she - Mortdecai 00:27
UghI think this woman has need of a chiropractorBronwen...
EMIL: I had the painting in my hand. - Mortdecai 00:14
EMIL: I had the painting in my hand.
I had the painting in my hand. Someone must have known I was coming. - Mortdecai 00:22
I had the painting in my hand. Someone must have known I was...
Krampf's dealer, what is his name? - Mortdecai 00:07
Krampf's dealer, what is his name?
MORTDECAI: Johanna, my darling. - Mortdecai 00:21
MORTDECAI: Johanna, my darling.
JohannaAre you all right in there darlingIt is I Charlie Your husbandWhat is itOh moon of my delight This is your own personalizedSheik of Araby who seeks admission into your tentI have come to carry you off to the burning desertand work my greasy will - Mortdecai 01:21
JohannaAre you all right in there darlingIt is I Charlie...
It's very difficult for me as well, you know, this thing that's come between us. - Mortdecai 00:09
It's very difficult for me as well, you know, this...
- Mmm. - No, no. - Mortdecai 00:34
- Mmm. - No, no.
Oh... My love, you are killing me. Please. It looked like you have a vagina on your face. Surely you - Mortdecai 00:38
Oh... My love, you are killing me. Please. It looked like...
COMMENTATOR 1: Sheamus is able to do with a steel chair in hand. - Mortdecai 00:24
COMMENTATOR 1: Sheamus is able to do with a steel chair in...
Yeah, give us a minute, love. - Mortdecai 00:09
Yeah, give us a minute, love.