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Mortdecai: Johanna. Are you all right in there, darling? It is I, Charlie... Your husband.Johanna:What is it?Mortdecai:Oh, moon of my delight. This is your own personalized Sheik of Araby who seeks admission into your tent. I have come to carry you off to the burning desert, and work my greasy will upon you under the tropical stars. Send your camel to bed, damn it!Johanna: My Sheik, does this mean you have excommunicated that mustache of the Prophet?Mortdecai:...I'll trim it... Darling. I am embarking on a very dangerous escapade, from which I may not well return. And it is customary in these situations for, you know, a proper send-off. Quick session of congress. Sink the Bismarck, if you will. And by the way, did I mention it is a matter of national security.Johanna:Mmm
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Johanna
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Are you all right in there darling
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It is I Charlie Your husband
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What is it
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Oh moon of my delight This is your own personalized
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Sheik of Araby who seeks admission into your tent
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I have come to carry you off to the burning desert
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and work my greasy will upon you
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SQUEAKING
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under the tropical stars
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Send your camel to bed damn it
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SIGHS
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My Sheik does this mean you have excommunicated
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that moustache of the Prophet
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I'll trim it
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SIGHS
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Darling
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I am embarking on a very dangerous escapade
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from which I may not well return
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And it is customary in these situations
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for you know
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a proper send off
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Quick session of congress
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Sink the Bismarck if you will
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And by the way did I mention
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it is a matter of national security
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Mmm
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Movie Summary
Juggling angry Russians, the British Mi5, and an international terrorist, debonair art dealer and part-time rogue Charlie Mortdecai races to recover a stolen painting rumored to contain a code that leads to lost gold.
