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Mortdecai

What's the matter, you one book short of a library?

Spinoza:
What's the matter, you one book short of a library?

Full Transcript

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What's the matter with you eh
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You one book short of a library you maggot Eh
Available in 5 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
264
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:23
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Lionsgate,Mad Chance,Infinitum Nihil,OddLot Entertainment,Huayi Brothers Pictures

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Movie Summary

Juggling angry Russians, the British Mi5, and an international terrorist, debonair art dealer and part-time rogue Charlie Mortdecai races to recover a stolen painting rumored to contain a code that leads to lost gold.

Actors

Paul Whitehouse
Spinoza
Paul Whitehouse
Johnny Depp
Mortdecai
Johnny Depp
MORTDECAI: I'm armed! - Mortdecai 00:08
MORTDECAI: I'm armed!
- Oh, Jock! - Yeah. - Mortdecai 00:13
- Oh, Jock! - Yeah.
I should probably mentionthat this was not the first time I had shot Jock - Mortdecai 00:06
I should probably mentionthat this was not the first time I...
Right. Gosh, it's been ages. - Mortdecai 00:06
Right. Gosh, it's been ages.
Goodness, that's awkward. - Mortdecai 01:02
Goodness, that's awkward.
Goodness, that's awkward. - Mortdecai 00:12
Goodness, that's awkward.
What should I do nowRun sir AgainYes Oh - Mortdecai 00:06
What should I do nowRun sir AgainYes Oh
Run, I shall, like a bloody gazelle! - Mortdecai 00:18
Run, I shall, like a bloody gazelle!
Oh, it's burning... - Mortdecai 00:06
Oh, it's burning...
Oh, it's burning... I... I can't go on... - Mortdecai 00:29
Oh, it's burning... I... I can't go on...
Jockie! - Mortdecai 00:09
Jockie!
Ha! Foreigner! No! Out you go! - Mortdecai 00:12
Ha! Foreigner! No! Out you go!
- Oh, Jock! - Mortdecai 00:12
- Oh, Jock!
MORTDECAI: Well done, Jock. - Mortdecai 00:35
MORTDECAI: Well done, Jock.
Ah... - - Mmm... - Mortdecai 00:14
Ah... - - Mmm...
I'm deeply, deeply flattered, young man. - Mortdecai 00:25
I'm deeply, deeply flattered, young man.
Lady Mortdecai, the Duke is expecting you. - Mortdecai 00:07
Lady Mortdecai, the Duke is expecting you.
Her Lady Mortdecai to see you, Your Grace. - Mortdecai 00:24
Her Lady Mortdecai to see you, Your Grace.
Lady Mortdecai. - Mortdecai 00:22
Lady Mortdecai.
Thank heaven. - Mortdecai 00:11
Thank heaven.