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Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

After life-changing heart surgeries, good friends Bob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse embark on a relaxing yet epic journey around Britain, eating great food and attempting to catch some of the nation's iconic fish.

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documentary, comedy, game-show

Production

Kazakhfilm Studios

Awards

Nominated for 6 BAFTA 3 wins & 9 nominations total

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PAUL LAUGHS - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

THEY CHUCKLE - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

THEY LAUGH - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

That's nice, man!
- THEY LAUGH - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

That's nice, man! - THEY LAUGH

BOB GIGGLES - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

So, we'll have a little five minutes
on the bank - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

So, we'll have a little five minutes on the bank

PAUL: Then it went dark and grim
and the sky is iron grey. - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

PAUL: Then it went dark and grim and the sky is iron grey.

And old England, laid out before us,
has defeated us. - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

And old England, laid out before us, has defeated us.

And the feathers in a duck's arse
are very buoyant and water resistant - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

And the feathers in a duck's arse are very buoyant and ...

BOB: Heart-healthy, mind.
— PAUL: Well, that's the subtext, isn't it? - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

BOB: Heart-healthy, mind. — PAUL: Well, that's the subt...

It's well known throughout comedy.
- BOB CHUCKLES - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

It's well known throughout comedy. - BOB CHUCKLES

THEY LAUGH - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Yeah, yours isn't cos you've got your hat on.
- Got me hat on to cover it up. - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Yeah, yours isn't cos you've got your hat on. - Go...

PAUL:
I suppose we got into comedy in a similar way - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

PAUL: I suppose we got into comedy in a similar way

It's like a planet really, Bob, now, innit?
Yours, not so much a spot. - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

It's like a planet really, Bob, now, innit? Yours, not ...

We'd have a laugh with Harry
in the pub doing - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

We'd have a laugh with Harry in the pub doing

Gradually I became more involved as a writer - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Gradually I became more involved as a writer

It's in that moment, innit,
when you're writing stuff - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

It's in that moment, innit, when you're writing st...

That was one of my catch phrases
back from when I was really popular. - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

That was one of my catch phrases back from when I was really...

Yeah.
- It's so important for me - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Yeah. - It's so important for me

So, like, writing with mates...
- PAUL LAUGHS - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

So, like, writing with mates... - PAUL LAUGHS

Well, Paul, we're coming to the moment
where you have to pretend... - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Well, Paul, we're coming to the moment where you have t...

THEY LAUGH - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

BOB: That was balletic.
- PAUL LAUGHS - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

BOB: That was balletic. - PAUL LAUGHS

It's three flavours,
chocolate, vanilla and strawberry. - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

It's three flavours, chocolate, vanilla and strawberry.

PAUL LAUGHS
- BOB: They all want salted caramel - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

PAUL LAUGHS - BOB: They all want salted caramel

But I've bought with me all the kit
I used to use to cover up - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

But I've bought with me all the kit I used to use to co...

Oh, Paul, it's just a before shot - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Oh, Paul, it's just a before shot

Come on.
- HE LAUGHS - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Come on. - HE LAUGHS

Imagine, that fish is living quite happily - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Imagine, that fish is living quite happily

PAUL SINGS:
# In the name of love. ,I‘ - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

PAUL SINGS: # In the name of love. ,I‘

There you go, Paul.
— Wow, that is a wild rainbow trout - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

There you go, Paul. — Wow, that is a wild rainbow trout

But I can make that...
— Mm, look tolerable? - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

But I can make that... — Mm, look tolerable?

Whoa...
- PAUL LAUGHS - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Whoa... - PAUL LAUGHS

BOB MOANS - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

PAUL:
Beautiful rainbow trout - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

PAUL: Beautiful rainbow trout

Ooh!
BOB LAUGHS - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Ooh! BOB LAUGHS

Please don't.
- I just want to put that catch - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Please don't. - I just want to put that catch

No, let me do it, Paul, let me sink or swim. - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

No, let me do it, Paul, let me sink or swim.

You did... Mind the rod, mind the line,
mind everything. - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

You did... Mind the rod, mind the line, mind everything.

Oop!
- BOB LAUGHS - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Oop! - BOB LAUGHS

I'm gonna cook you a heart-healthy dish - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

I'm gonna cook you a heart-healthy dish

No, it looked like a nice bite that,
I might actually not fish and just... - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

No, it looked like a nice bite that, I might actually not fi...

Now, I go out three times a year.
- Till about 4 o'clock in the afternoon? - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Now, I go out three times a year. - Till about 4 o'cloc...

Can you imagine how frightening that is
for the young 'uns - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Can you imagine how frightening that is for the young '...

In your youth, it was always Paul Whitehouse
or "Grapey" as we used to say. - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

In your youth, it was always Paul Whitehouse or "Grapey...

PAUL: It's just a little silver flash
of life, isn't it, look? - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

PAUL: It's just a little silver flash of life, isn'...

You see, I think the thing is,
you can get away with murder - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

You see, I think the thing is, you can get away with murder

Haven't you?
- BOB CHUCKLES - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Haven't you? - BOB CHUCKLES

Now, it's heart—healthy to an extent.
— It's not, is it? - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Now, it's heart—healthy to an extent. — It's not, ...

Well, it is to an extent
cos we've got tinned potatoes - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Well, it is to an extent cos we've got tinned potatoes

Yeah.
- Cos there were times in the 805 - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Yeah. - Cos there were times in the 805

"Trapped. "
- But when they're trapped - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

"Trapped. " - But when they're trapped

Perhaps in a club in Soho
and there's nothing there, Bob. - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Perhaps in a club in Soho and there's nothing there, Bo...

I can remember, I can remember - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

I can remember, I can remember

Your tuna's got a tiny amount
of saturated fat. - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Your tuna's got a tiny amount of saturated fat.

You're good like that though,
aren't you, with soul divas puking on you? - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

You're good like that though, aren't you, with sou...

BOB WHEEZES - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

You know when people say, "Ooh, time flies." - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

You know when people say, "Ooh, time flies."

PAUL: Who would live here? Hm...
- BOB CHUCKLES - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

PAUL: Who would live here? Hm... - BOB CHUCKLES

APPLAUSE ON TV - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Well, you're quite majestic on that - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Well, you're quite majestic on that

No, that's quite a small minnow.
And, erm... - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

No, that's quite a small minnow. And, erm...

THEY LAUGH - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

HE IMITATES BOB:
"It's terrible, you know?" - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

HE IMITATES BOB: "It's terrible, you know?"

I said it's terrible?
- "Oh, Paul! Mike fucking Smash..." - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

I said it's terrible? - "Oh, Paul! Mike fucking Sm...

I don't like dragging you in from the river - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

I don't like dragging you in from the river

Tomfoolery, yeah.
- I promise you, this is my life now - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Tomfoolery, yeah. - I promise you, this is my life now

Which is "don't go anywhere." - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Which is "don't go anywhere."

Between heart disease and, um - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Between heart disease and, um

Can be quite fraught, cos you can...
- HE SNAPS - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Can be quite fraught, cos you can... - HE SNAPS

BOB:
We are, but the thing is, Paul - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

BOB: We are, but the thing is, Paul

I have to take all these pills.
- Yeah. - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

I have to take all these pills. - Yeah.

But you don't take...
- I take a statin and an aspirin. - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

But you don't take... - I take a statin and an aspirin.

It's not a competition.
- It's not a competition - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

It's not a competition. - It's not a competition

Do you want a new washing machine - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Do you want a new washing machine

But that's exactly what's happened to you.
Do you want a new washing machine, right? - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

But that's exactly what's happened to you. Do you ...

Or do you want someone to come from Hotpoint?
- Yes. - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Or do you want someone to come from Hotpoint? - Yes.

And take a couple of bits out of another,
an old Hotpoint - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

And take a couple of bits out of another, an old Hotpoint

BOB: Why haven't I caught a trout, Paul?
I just suddenly got a rush of despondency. - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

BOB: Why haven't I caught a trout, Paul? I just suddenl...

Woah, look at that!
- It's like a spy movie, innit? - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Woah, look at that! - It's like a spy movie, innit?

Fly fishing itself is quite a tricky
technical exercise - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Fly fishing itself is quite a tricky technical exercise

BOB: Yeah.
— PAUL: You know, with the raw material - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

BOB: Yeah. — PAUL: You know, with the raw material

BOB:
It is gloomy, Paul, but with your company - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

BOB: It is gloomy, Paul, but with your company

Transcends the gloominess, doesn't it? So...
- BOB LAUGHS - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Transcends the gloominess, doesn't it? So... - BOB LAUG...

Who's the prettiest celebrity lady
that you've encountered - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Who's the prettiest celebrity lady that you've enc...

True, I don't worry about it too much - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

True, I don't worry about it too much

It's just a spray, honestly.
- It's just, you know, Bob—— - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

It's just a spray, honestly. - It's just, you know...

The coiffeur to a half-wit, really,
and a spray can. - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

The coiffeur to a half-wit, really, and a spray can.

BOB: The most stunning-looking celebrity
I ever saw - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

BOB: The most stunning-looking celebrity I ever saw

Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing poster

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After life-changing heart surgeries, good friends Bob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse embark on a relaxing yet epic journey around Britain, eating great food and attempting to catch some of the nation's iconic fish.

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Director: N/A

Writer: N/A

Production: Kazakhfilm Studios

Genre: documentary, comedy, game-show

Year: 2018

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 9.0

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Released: 20 Jun 2018

Awards: Nominated for 6 BAFTA 3 wins & 9 nominations total

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