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Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

It's not a competition.- It's not a competition but we've gotta reflect on it, right?It's...

It's not a competition.
- It's not a competition but we've gotta reflect on it, right?
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It's not a competition. - It's not a competition
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but we've gotta reflect on it, right? It's like...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:20
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
documentary, comedy, game-show
Production
Kazakhfilm Studios

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Movie Summary

After life-changing heart surgeries, good friends Bob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse embark on a relaxing yet epic journey around Britain, eating great food and attempting to catch some of the nation's iconic fish.
S01 • E03 Do you want a new washing machine - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:05
Do you want a new washing machine
S01 • E03 But that's exactly what's happened to you. Do you want a new washing machine, right? - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:04
But that's exactly what's happened to you. Do you ...
S01 • E03 Or do you want someone to come from Hotpoint? - Yes. - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:04
Or do you want someone to come from Hotpoint? - Yes.
S01 • E03 And take a couple of bits out of another, an old Hotpoint - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:05
And take a couple of bits out of another, an old Hotpoint
S01 • E03 BOB: Why haven't I caught a trout, Paul? I just suddenly got a rush of despondency. - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:04
BOB: Why haven't I caught a trout, Paul? I just suddenl...
S01 • E04 Woah, look at that! - It's like a spy movie, innit? - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:04
Woah, look at that! - It's like a spy movie, innit?
S01 • E03 Fly fishing itself is quite a tricky technical exercise - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:07
Fly fishing itself is quite a tricky technical exercise
S01 • E03 BOB: Yeah. — PAUL: You know, with the raw material - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:04
BOB: Yeah. — PAUL: You know, with the raw material
S01 • E03 BOB: It is gloomy, Paul, but with your company - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:05
BOB: It is gloomy, Paul, but with your company
S01 • E03 Transcends the gloominess, doesn't it? So... - BOB LAUGHS - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:05
Transcends the gloominess, doesn't it? So... - BOB LAUG...
S01 • E03 Who's the prettiest celebrity lady that you've encountered - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:11
Who's the prettiest celebrity lady that you've enc...
S01 • E04 True, I don't worry about it too much - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:07
True, I don't worry about it too much
S01 • E04 It's just a spray, honestly. - It's just, you know, Bob—— - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:05
It's just a spray, honestly. - It's just, you know...
S01 • E04 The coiffeur to a half-wit, really, and a spray can. - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:05
The coiffeur to a half-wit, really, and a spray can.
S01 • E03 BOB: The most stunning-looking celebrity I ever saw - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:07
BOB: The most stunning-looking celebrity I ever saw
S01 • E03 She literally reached inside me lungs and took all the air out of it. - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:04
She literally reached inside me lungs and took all the air o...
S01 • E03 And the only thing I could think to say to her - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:04
And the only thing I could think to say to her
S01 • E03 "Do you have a local shop near your house?" HE GIGGLES - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:23
"Do you have a local shop near your house?" HE GIG...
S01 • E04 You say when you're gonna give me 20 seconds of head still. - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:04
You say when you're gonna give me 20 seconds of head st...
S01 • E04 Bob, you know my sort of little swathes of grey at the side? - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:05
Bob, you know my sort of little swathes of grey at the side?