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The coiffeur to a half-wit, really, and a spray can
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Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

The coiffeur to a half-wit, really,and a spray can

the coiffeur to a half-wit, really,
and a spray can

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the coiffeur to a half-wit, really, and a spray can.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:09
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
documentary, comedy, game-show
Production
Kazakhfilm Studios

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Movie Summary

After life-changing heart surgeries, good friends Bob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse embark on a relaxing yet epic journey around Britain, eating great food and attempting to catch some of the nation's iconic fish.
S01 • E03 She literally reached inside me lungs and took all the air out of it. - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:04
She literally reached inside me lungs and took all the air o...
S01 • E03 And the only thing I could think to say to her - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:04
And the only thing I could think to say to her
S01 • E03 "Do you have a local shop near your house?" HE GIGGLES - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:23
"Do you have a local shop near your house?" HE GIG...
S01 • E04 You say when you're gonna give me 20 seconds of head still. - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:04
You say when you're gonna give me 20 seconds of head st...
S01 • E04 Bob, you know my sort of little swathes of grey at the side? - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:05
Bob, you know my sort of little swathes of grey at the side?
S01 • E04 Yeah? - Don't tamper with them - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:04
Yeah? - Don't tamper with them
S01 • E04 THEY LAUGH - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:08
THEY LAUGH
S01 • E04 Changing your life, I swear. - HE LAUGHS - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:06
Changing your life, I swear. - HE LAUGHS
S01 • E04 SHUTTER CLICKS - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:06
SHUTTER CLICKS
S01 • E03 BOB: Futuristic... - PAUL: Futuristic kind of steel sleeve. - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:04
BOB: Futuristic... - PAUL: Futuristic kind of steel sleeve.
S01 • E03 Afterwards they probably came up and said - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:10
Afterwards they probably came up and said
S01 • E04 I'll have a bottle of Corona, no lime - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:06
I'll have a bottle of Corona, no lime
S01 • E03 But it's very difficult to resist - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:05
But it's very difficult to resist
S01 • E03 So, although they require no maintenance, Paul - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:05
So, although they require no maintenance, Paul
S01 • E03 Like, I bought a sofa recently that's probably gonna outlast me, Bob. - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:04
Like, I bought a sofa recently that's probably gonna ou...
S01 • E03 My stents aren't gonna be the cause of my demise, you know? - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:05
My stents aren't gonna be the cause of my demise, you k...
S01 • E04 That's the highest dose you're allowed to take in a day - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:04
That's the highest dose you're allowed to take in ...
S01 • E03 So, in your phone, what's the most famous name in that phone? - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:04
So, in your phone, what's the most famous name in that ...
S01 • E03 No, but he wants to come out and play with me - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:06
No, but he wants to come out and play with me
S01 • E03 Well, he's getting on for a bit for soft play now, isn't he, Michael? - Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 00:05
Well, he's getting on for a bit for soft play now, isn&...