So where's the mayo? On the side. Why don't you put it on the burger? I lied four times...
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Mother: [takes his order from restaurant counterman Barney] So where's the mayo?
Barney: On the side.
Mother: Why don't you put it on the burger?
Barney: I lied four times in my life; I stole apples when I was a kid; I cheated on my wife once; I even prayed for the death of my in-laws. But putting mayonnaise on a bacon cheeseburger with peanut butter and onions is a sin you alone will have to be responsible for!
Barney: On the side.
Mother: Why don't you put it on the burger?
Barney: I lied four times in my life; I stole apples when I was a kid; I cheated on my wife once; I even prayed for the death of my in-laws. But putting mayonnaise on a bacon cheeseburger with peanut butter and onions is a sin you alone will have to be responsible for!
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So where's the mayo
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On the side
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You should put it on the burger
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That way you wouldn't waste the paper plates
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I lied 4 times in my life
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I stole apples when I was a kid
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I cheated on my wife once
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I even prayed for the death of my in laws
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All these things God will forgive me
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But putting mayonnaise on a cheeseburger
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with peanut butter and onions
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is a sin you alone will have to be responsible for
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Movie Summary
Competition between privately owned Los Angeles, California ambulance companies is played for humor.
